Bonus Chapter: Black Apron

Another long day of saving the whole entire world, and my reward in the end? An elevator ride back home. My back hurt a little, my neck was tense, and I was surprisingly thirsty.

So, when the doors slid open I was ready to stomp out, grab a can of something from the fridge, and just flop down onto the nearest couch.

Instead, I froze, one foot off the ground, as I discovered my path blocked.

It was Lucy.

Lucy was wearing a dress. I had never really seen her in a dress before. We were never skirt-wearing sorts. Especially not skirts with that much lace. The outfit was black, with a ruffled skirt that spread out around her hips and a low bodice that almost forced my eyes to stare at the... at the...

I swallowed and dragged my eyes up and away from the cleavage and to Lucy's face. She was standing there, hands folded before her tummy, feet together, and face poised and demure. She was wearing a lace bonnet.

"Mistress, welcome home," Lucy said.

"Uh," I replied smartly.

"Please, come in. Oh my, you look so tense... let's get your coat off, and I can warm up some tea. Or... perhaps you'd rather a warm bath... or some warm... company?"

"Uhhhh," I replied. "Lucy," I said.

"Yes, mistress?" Lucy said. She shifted her hips, which made the dress sway even as she rubbed her thighs together, and it took me a moment to remember that I was a cognizant, intelligent person capable of higher functions.

I swallowed. "Why are you dressed like a maid?"

Lucy smiled and straightened. "Well," she said, then she looked at you, the reader. "This whole bit is here to announce the release of Black Apron - Max Level Archmaid! A new comedy by Ravensdagger! It launched just recently, and it's a boatload of fun. The maid in that isn't nearly as lewd as I am, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't give her a chance."

"Oh, I suppose that makes sense, then," I agreed with a nod.

Given the choice between hot lesbian cosplay sex with my loving girlfriend and reading a whole new Ravensdagger story, even my unquenchable thirst for Lucy would be set aside.

"How about we read the newest chapters together... mistress, and then we can see about warming you up?"

I nodded enthusiastically, what a great idea!

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New fic is out:

RR: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/201243/black-apron-max-level-archmaid