Chapter 732: None of That, I'm Abstaining From Lust Today

“…” Xu Yun.

“So, do you like them big or small?”

“Duh. Of course men like them big.”

Xu Yun stated matter-of-factly, “Any guy who says he doesn’t care or prefers small ones is just trying to console himself. It’s because his girlfriend is small-chested, and he doesn’t have a choice.”

“So, are you satisfied with mine?”

“Very satisfied.”

Xu Yun gave them another squeeze and said, “If I weren’t satisfied, I wouldn’t have shown up at your place today.”

“And I’m very satisfied with yours, too.”

“…”

Xu Yun threatened with a laugh, “If you keep dropping hints like that, I’m going to get all worked up again.”

“Stop, stop! I was wrong.”

Hearing this, Yang Siqi blushed and quickly begged for mercy, “Why don’t you go find someone else? Let me get some rest.”

“Alright, I’ll get going then. Text me if you need anything.”

Xu Yun stood up, let Yang Siqi help him into a jacket, and then walked out the door.

He had just reached the garage and sat in his car when the system’s reward notification sounded.

Twice in a row, in fact.

[At the alma mater’s anniversary celebration, the Host acted on the principle of ‘Do as You Please’ by donating 1.5 billion. This broke the school’s all-time donation record, earned the absolute goodwill of the administration, and granted the title of Outstanding Alumnus. Reward: 3 billion cash.]

[During the annual Carnival PK event, the Host acted on the principle of ‘Do as You Please’ by dropping 100 million for his woman, helping her win the national championship. Reward: 1 billion cash.]

[Bank Balance: 22.9 billion.]

Hearing his new bank balance, Xu Yun realized he truly had no concept of money anymore.

It was all just a string of numbers to him.

From the moment he got the system until now, Xu Yun could say that there was basically nothing in this world that he wanted but couldn’t afford.

Now he could truly live by the ‘Do as You Please’ principle.

That was why for many things, especially when money was involved, he didn’t have to think twice.

As long as he wasn’t being forced to spend, but was spending freely according to ‘Do as You Please’ in a way that brought him emotional satisfaction, the system would repay him several times over!

In fact, when the city officials had spoken to him about investing, he had feigned reluctance, but deep down, he hadn’t been concerned in the slightest.

‘An entire island to myself…’ The more he thought about it, the more tempting the idea became.

Driving his Valkyrie, Xu Yun arrived at Su Mu’s company.

After Ning Qian left, the new receptionist hadn’t met Xu Yun before, so she didn’t know he was the big boss. Seeing him walk straight in, she quickly went forward to stop him.

“Sir, who are you here to see? As per our policy, you need to sign in first.”

Seeing she was new, Xu Yun didn’t make things difficult for her. He smiled and said he was looking for Su Mu.

“I’m sorry, President Su isn’t in.”

The receptionist asked politely, “Do you have an appointment?”

“No, I was just passing by and decided to drop in.”

‘Just passing by and decided to drop in?’

The receptionist was a bit speechless. She smiled and said, “Sir, this isn’t an area you can just wander into. If it’s an urgent matter, you can tell me, and I will be sure to pass the message on to President Su. Or, you could just call her directly.”

“Ah, I see.”

Xu Yun said, “Well, if she’s not here, then never mind. I’ll be on my way.”

After saying that, he turned and went out.

At the entrance, he ran into the accountant who was just returning from the tax office. Xu Yun smiled and greeted her.

“Shiliu, just getting back?”

“President Xu! Hi.”

The accountant was flattered, calling out to him warmly before asking, “Are you here to see President Su? I don’t think she’s back yet.”

“I know.”

Xu Yun said with a smile, “I saw you have a new colleague.”

“Yes, President Su had Qixi recruit the new receptionist from one of the top universities.”

The accountant explained, “She’s been here for about half a month. Still on probation.”

“End her probation. Make her a permanent employee.”

Xu Yun said, “It also happens to be Christmas today. After work tonight, you’ll be in charge of organizing everyone. On my behalf, take the new colleague and everyone else to Crane Garden for a celebratory dinner. Whatever it costs, get the money back from President Su.”

“Understood! Thank you, President Xu.”

The accountant was thrilled. “I’ll make sure it gets done!”

“Alright then, I’m off.”

“Take care, President Xu.”

After seeing Xu Yun off, the accountant walked over. The receptionist, who had witnessed the entire exchange, asked hesitantly, “Shiliu, you know that man?”

“Of course. He’s our company’s big boss, President Xu.”

“Isn’t our boss President Su?”

“Ah, you wouldn’t know about that.”

The accountant explained, “President Su manages the whole company, but the real big boss behind it all is President Xu. It’s just that he never gets involved with managing the company and doesn’t come here often, so you wouldn’t know.”

“Huh???”

Upon hearing that, the receptionist’s face went pale. She said in a panic, “Shiliu, he came looking for President Su just now, and I… I stopped President Xu and wouldn’t let him in.”

The accountant: “…”

“I’m finished.”

The receptionist, on the verge of tears, said, “Am I going to be fired tomorrow for some ridiculous reason, like stepping into the office with my left foot first?”

You have to understand, the benefits at this company were amazing, even better than many foreign-owned enterprises!

Nine-to-five, no clocking in, no overtime, and all the standard holidays off.

The salary was high, and they didn’t even dock your pay if you needed to take a day off!

To have found such a great job right after graduation, she really didn’t want to leave!

Hearing this, the accountant suddenly laughed. “Don’t worry, President Xu is a very nice person. Not only will he not mind, he actually quite liked you.”

“Really?” The receptionist sounded unconvinced.

“Of course it’s true.”

The accountant replied, “When I ran into President Xu just now, he said you were doing a great job. He even told me to tell Qixi to end your probation early!”

“Making me permanent? President Xu wants to make me a permanent employee?”

The receptionist was instantly overjoyed and said excitedly, “President Xu is just too nice.”

“And that’s not all.”

The accountant smiled, “Thanks to you, since it’s Christmas today, President Xu wants me to treat you to dinner tonight on his behalf. And we’re to bring all the other colleagues to celebrate with you at Crane Garden.”

“What kind of place is Crane Garden?”

“A restaurant that you’ll love once you go, but it’s also super expensive.”

The accountant and a few other colleagues had been there with Su Mu before. The memory was still fresh and unforgettable.

Unfortunately, it was too expensive, so they could never bear to go on their own.

After the accountant finished talking to the receptionist, she went inside and told a few other people what had happened, which immediately set off another round of cheers.

After leaving the company, Xu Yun drove straight home.

On the way, he had seen many people selling apples and roses, and only then did he remember that today was apparently Christmas.

But he was never really into this kind of holiday.

After all, while the M People were eating their turkeys today, his grandfathers’ generation might have been fighting a bloody battle at Pingjin Lake to secure the good life he now enjoyed.

So, to commemorate the martyrs, he decided to be celibate for a day and watch a blood-pumping war movie at home alone.

Just as he opened the door and walked in, he suddenly saw a huge box in his living room with a bow tied on top.

Just as he was about to walk over and open it out of curiosity, the box opened by itself. Xino appeared inside, smiling at him and saying, “Merry Christmas!”

Xu Yun was startled and asked in confusion, “When did you get here?”

“I’ve been here for a while.”

Xino replied with a smile, “I wanted to give you a surprise. Do you like it?”

“I love it.”

Xu Yun chuckled. “Come on out, you must be getting stuffy in there.”

“Okay.”

As Xino stepped out of the box, the look in Xu Yun’s eyes changed.

She was wearing a blonde wig, a sexy red Christmas outfit, a pair of bunny ears on her head, and a small golden bell around her neck.

It jingled with her slightest movement.

Her long, slender legs were clad in black polka-dot stockings, and her bare feet stood on the plush carpet, making one want to just pull her into an embrace.

Xino noticed the look in his eyes, and she lifted her chin smugly. “So? What do you think?” she said with a smile. “I look great, don’t I? A perfect little Christmas elf, right?”

“You do, but…”

Xu Yun took off his jacket, walked over, and wrapped it around her. “Stop that,” he said. “I’m abstaining today!”

Xino: “???”