Chapter 2684 - 2682: Old Bull Takes a Concubine

Chapter 2684: Chapter 2682: Old Bull Takes a Concubine

At the Plantain Cave on Emerald Cloud Mountain, Bull Demon King had someone bring a bowl as big as a head and filled it up for Sun Wukong and Long Fei.

He kept pressing Long Fei for details along the way, but Long Fei didn’t say much.

Sun Wukong was also curious, "Brother Long, tell us what happened down there just now?"

Long Fei smiled slightly, "Nothing much, I just got lucky. The Evil Dragon had been suppressed till now and could only unleash his cultivation level once. While I was fighting him, he had already expended some energy battling you, Monkey Brother, so I managed to overcome him."

Sun Wukong laughed heartily, "Good brother, you’re just using the human race’s fake modesty, it’s not satisfying at all. When I fought him, it was just one move. It’s all because of your prowess."

He picked up his bowl and said to Long Fei, "Come, let’s not talk about this, let’s drink to our heart’s content until we’re drunk."

Bull Demon King also picked up his bowl and said, "Yes, drink to our hearts’ content. Today I’m happy, if the Emperor doesn’t mind, how about we become sworn brothers?"

Sun Wukong coaxed, "In my eyes, Old Bull, you’re only good for plowing the fields for our Emperor’s brother. If the Emperor becomes sworn brothers with you, that’s your ancestors shining on you."

Long Fei laughed heartily, "Bull Demon King, being a Demon King, is willing to become sworn brothers with us, it’s a great honor for us."

Bull Demon King chuckled, "I like hearing educated people talk, unlike some monkeys who can’t even recognize a vertical stick as a number one, always mocking others."

Sun Wukong jeered, "You old bull, how dare you say that about me. I may be uneducated, but are you? With your bull nose acting like a big shot, what are you pretending to be, an elephant?"

Old Bull stood up laughing, "I may be uneducated, so I want to get closer to learned people!"

He reached out and grabbed Long Fei’s arm, "Come, let’s become sworn brothers and leave this wild monkey to drink alone."

Long Fei laughed as he went along. In front of the main hall of the cave mansion, they set up an Incense Burner and immediately knelt down to bow three times.

Bull Demon King said to Long Fei, "Among our Demon Clan, it’s the strong who are revered. You’re more powerful than Old Bull, you should be the elder brother!"

Long Fei shook his head, "Not proper, I’m Monkey Brother’s younger brother, and Monkey Brother is your brother, so by logic, I can’t be the elder brother."

"That makes sense!"

Bull Demon King’s mind turned and after thinking for a long time, he finally figured out the relationship.

Long Fei tugged at his arm and called out, "Brother Bull, let’s go drink!"

Bull Demon King laughed heartily, "Alright, alright, I won’t argue with you, let’s go drink!"

Princess Iron Fan had been shyly hiding in her room and wouldn’t come out, but because of the noise from the two, she came out and was a bit surprised to see them getting along like real brothers, raising an eyebrow slightly.

Long Fei glanced at her and called out, "Hello, Sister-in-law."

Princess Iron Fan’s charming face turned half-red, and she turned around to flee far away again.

Bull Demon King was still puzzled, "My wife is usually quite bold, why is she acting like a young bride today?"

Long Fei chuckled, thinking it’s still good to be the second brother.

It’s always the second brother caught in scandals with a sister-in-law, never heard of the elder brother with a sister-in-law.

After he and Bull Demon King returned, they had another drinking bout with Sun Wukong, and they all drunkenly rolled on the ground and slept through the night.

In the morning, Long Fei found a blanket covering him.

Sun Wukong exclaimed from the side, "Oh dear, who covered Brother Long with a blanket, why didn’t they cover me?"

Old Bull also felt around himself and said, "Huh, strange, why isn’t there one for me?"

Long Fei touched the blanket, equally puzzled.

At that moment, Princess Iron Fan came over with someone carrying a hangover soup, rolled her eyes at them and said, "Don’t look, I was the one who asked someone to bring the blanket. Brother Long is human and can’t stand the cold. You two have thick skin, what do you need a blanket for?"

The two maidservants behind her covered their mouths, giggling.

Sun Wukong playfully teased, "Sister-in-law only sees the surface; Brother Long actually has thick skin. He was fine under the lava of Flame Mountain. But as for me, my body is quite frail despite my fur!"

As he spoke, he deliberately sneezed.

"Who’d believe you!"

Princess Iron Fan giggled, specially served a bowl of soup to Long Fei, and left with the maidservants.

Bull Demon King touched his head and exclaimed, "What does this mean, my standing as the husband isn’t as good as Brother Long’s?"

Long Fei laughed while drinking the soup, "Sister-in-law is doing this on purpose to tease you! You two can bicker, but don’t drag me into it!"

Sun Wukong said to Bull Demon King, "This old bull, are you running around outside again? Used to be a Jade-Faced Fox, which fox demon has ensnared you now?"

Bull Demon King hushed him, chuckling, "You know, as a man, there should be flowers at home and wildflowers outside, can’t just stay with one woman for life?"

He took a sip of soup, bragging to Sun Wukong and Long Fei, "Next time, I’ll take you out to see some fun; I found six new sisters, each one more exquisite than the last!"

"Six?"

Sun Wukong was taken aback, "Can you handle them?"

Bull Demon King boasted, "It’s not that I’m boasting, with this body, a hundred would be no problem. If it weren’t for these six sisters needing my help, where would I get such good fortune? Speaking of which, you all need to help me keep an eye out for any accomplished Spider Spirits."

"Spider Spirits?"

Sun Wukong laughed, "What do you need Spider Spirits for?"

Bull Demon King said, "Here’s the thing, their elder sister got separated after a disaster. When they came to me seeking help, I took it on."

Sun Wukong laughed out loud, "You have quite the heavy taste. I remember I fought seven Spider Spirits on my journey west; could those be the seven you’re referring to? At that time, I only destroyed their bodies, letting their primordial spirits escape."

"On the journey west? Could it be the Cave of Silver Web?"

Bull Demon King jumped in surprise.

Sun Wukong said, "Yes, that’s right."

Bull Demon King slapped his head, "Oh dear, it turns out you were the one who defeated them? You damned monkey, have you no pity for the fairer sex?"

Sun Wukong jumped up, "You damned bull, did you take in the demons from the Cave of Silver Web? Let me tell you, those seven Spider Spirits weren’t easy to deal with; it took me quite an effort back then."

Bull Demon King said, "That’s all in the past; they’ve turned over a new leaf now. You can’t judge them with old eyes."

Sun Wukong shook with rage, "Call sister-in-law over, I’ll help her vent her anger with a stick, and beat some sense into you, you lecherous bull."

Bull Demon King jumped up, whispering, "Why are you yelling so loudly, trying to break us up, husband and wife?"

Long Fei laughed upon hearing this and mediated, "Brothers, sit down first, I actually have a female disciple who’s a Spider Spirit by origin; I just don’t know if she has any relation to these six sisters."

"Really?"

Bull Demon King widened his eyes and exclaimed, "What a coincidence?"

"Indeed!"

Long Fei nodded.

Bull Demon King excitedly said, "Quick, have your disciple come and take a look. These six sisters said they’d agree to marry me if I help them find their sister."

Just as he finished speaking, from next door came Princess Iron Fan’s shout, "You damned bull, I’ll skin you alive!"