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The inn found out at breakfast.

It happened because Toma — who’d been bribed with dessert to patrol the far garden during the proposal — came in for breakfast, took one look at Lyria’s left hand, and shouted: "SHE SAID YES!"

Morrigan dropped a tray. "CONFIRMATION?"

"She’s wearing the ring!" Toma pointed. "Look! The ring!"

Everyone looked. The ring caught the morning light — gold, simple, the stone like Lyria’s eyes in firelight.

Seraphina’s pen was already moving. "For the record: I had Chapter drafts for three scenarios. This was scenario one. The preferred one."

"You *bet* on our engagement?" Vael asked.

"I *prepared* for your engagement. There’s a difference." She turned a page. "Scenario two involved a rainstorm. Scenario three involved —" she glanced up, "— the doves were not in any scenario. The doves were unprecedented."

"THE DOVES WERE TACTICAL," Morrigan said, setting down the tray. Then, with enormous dignity, she walked to Lyria, took her hand, examined the ring, and said: "MY— LADY. PERMISSION TO CRY?"

"Granted," Lyria said, laughing.

Morrigan cried. At attention. "OPERATION PROPOSAL: COMPLETE. THE MANAGER —" she hiccuped, "— DID THE THING."

"I did the thing," Vael confirmed. He was — for him — practically glowing. "She said yes."

"Four tactical seconds," Lyria said. "That’s all it took."

---

The news spread the way news always spread: Morrigan told the baker.

By noon, the baker had made a cake. By one, the cake said CONGRATULATIONS in wobbly icing. By two, the baker’s cousin had printed a special edition:

**THE ENGAGEMENT!**

*Demon King Proposes! Beige Rock Approves!*

*Doves Involved — Details Inside!*

"It’s actually accurate," Halric said, reading it in his corner. "For once. The doves *were* involved."

"The doves were a mistake," Vael said.

"The doves were *iconic*." Halric raised his ale. "To the happy couple."

"To the happy couple!" echoed the dining room — which was full, because half of Millow Town had come to congratulate them, and the other half had sent cakes.

Vael stood in the middle of it — flour on his sleeves, ring on Lyria’s hand catching the light every time she moved, which was constantly, because she kept holding it up to look at it — and felt the strangest thing.

Not fear. Not pending.

*Happy*. Uncomplicated, unqualified, civilian happy.

"You’re smiling," Lyria said, appearing at his elbow.

"I’m —" He touched his face. "Huh. I am."

"Say it."

"Say what?"

"The word. You’ve been avoiding it."

Vael looked at her. Looked at the ring. Looked at the room full of people who’d come to celebrate *them*.

"Fiancée," he said, testing it.

"Again."

"Fiancée." He smiled — wider this time. "My fiancée."

"My fiancé," she said. "The one who proposed with doves."

"The doves were Morrigan’s idea."

"The doves were *perfect*." She kissed his cheek. "Don’t you dare apologize for the doves."

---

He wrote to Lady Valcrest that evening — himself, in longhand, standing straight at the counter the way he’d promised himself he would.

*Lady Valcrest,*

*I opened the box. I asked. She said yes.*

*The ring fits. You measured. I know you measured.*

*We will set a date soon. You are invited. Obviously. You would come anyway.*

*— Vael*

He read it over. Added a postscript:

*P.S. The doves were not my idea.*

Her reply came by express rider, two days later. One line:

*About time. — Mother.*

"She’s pleased," Lyria said.

"She wrote two words."

"For my mother, two words *is* pleased. Three words would be ecstatic." Lyria folded the letter. "She’s already planning, you know. The wedding. She’s probably hired someone."

"She’s three weeks away."

"She’s been planning since I was born. She just didn’t tell us." Lyria smiled. "Fair warning: when she arrives, she’ll have opinions. About everything. The flowers. The food. The —" she gestured vaguely, "— *aesthetic*."

"I can handle opinions."

"She has *a lot* of opinions."

"I once negotiated with a dragon."

"She *is* the dragon, Vael."

---

He wrote to Edran, too — late that night, at the counter, in the quiet after closing.

It was a shorter letter. He didn’t know how to make it long.

*Edran,*

*She said yes.*

*I don’t know what else to say. You told me to just be the innkeeper. I’m being the innkeeper. The innkeeper is getting married.*

*You said "sometimes." If sometimes is — if you wanted to come back for it. The wedding. No pressure. Just — the door’s open.*

*— Vael*

He read it over. Then added, because he couldn’t help himself:

*P.S. There were doves. It wasn’t my idea.*

He sealed it. Set it with the morning post.

Lyria found him staring at the sealed letter. "You invited him."

"I —" Vael paused. "Is that — is it too much? Too soon?"

"It’s perfect." She kissed his temple. "The door’s open. That’s all you can do."

"If he comes—"

"Then he’ll come." She took his hand. "And if he doesn’t —" she squeezed, "— the door stays open anyway. That’s what doors are for."

---

The module, meanwhile, had opinions of its own.

[NOTICE: Relationship status updated.]

[Vael Zar Astaroth + Lyria Valcrest: ENGAGED.]

[The module has updated all files. The module has also —]

[A pause.]

[— cried. The module is not supposed to cry. The module is beige. Beige does not cry.]

[The module is glowing again. This is becoming a habit.]

"The module’s happy for us," Lyria said.

"The module’s *invested*," Vael corrected. "There’s a difference."

[The module is both.]

Then:

[NEW OBJECTIVE AVAILABLE — STAGE 2: THE LONG GAME.]

[Objective 4: Wedding preparations. (Optional. As always.)]

[The module has prepared 12 wedding scenarios. Scenario 1: "simple." Scenario 12: "the entire town." The module recommends Scenario 12.]

[The module wishes to note: it has learned from the dove incident. It will not release anything without explicit approval.]

"Good," Vael said. "No doves."

[No doves. Unless requested.]

"No."

[...Noted.]

---

It was Toma who asked the question, later that week — sitting on the counter, swinging his legs, watching Vael frost a cake.

"Are you going to have a baby now?" he asked. "Like, soon?"

Vael’s hand slipped. Icing went sideways.

"That’s —" He set down the spatula. "That’s a decision for — for Lyria and me. Together. When we’re ready."

"Oh." Toma considered this. "Is the rock going to decide?"

"No. The rock *offers*. We decide." Vael looked at the boy. "That’s the rule. The most important rule."

"Good." Toma nodded. "Because —" he said, with the gravity of a ten-year-old, "— if you have a baby, I want to teach it about flagstones."

Vael stared at him. Then — slowly — smiled.

"Deal," he said. "But first —" he picked up the spatula, "— you have to survive being ten."

"I’m surviving great."

"You are." Vael ruffled his hair — the ruffle, the good one. "You’re surviving excellently."

---

The letter from Aunt Corvina arrived on Friday.

Not with Lady Valcrest’s post. Separately. In a black envelope, sealed with wax stamped with a sword.

Lyria opened it. Read it. Went very still.

"What," Vael said.

"She’s coming early." Lyria looked up. "Alone. Ahead of Mother." She read aloud: "’I want to assess the boy before the mothers arrive. I will bring my own swords. Do not prepare a feast — I will not be softened by roast.’"

A pause.

"She underlined ’not,’" Lyria said faintly. "’I will *not* be softened.’"

"Can roast soften a duelist?" Vael asked.

"We’re about to find out." Lyria set down the letter. "She arrives in —" she checked the date, "— five days."

Behind the counter, the crystal DINGed — sharp, urgent:

[THREAT ASSESSMENT UPDATED.]

[Aunt Corvina: inbound. Timeline: 5 days. Armament: confirmed. Softening resistance: high.]

[The module recommends: OPERATION SWORD ARM — reactivated.]

[The module notes: the host’s philosophical objection to dueling remains on file.]

[The module notes: Aunt Corvina does not care about philosophy.]

[The module wishes all personnel good luck. It means it.]

Morrigan, who’d been listening (as always), whispered: "FIVE DAYS."

Vael looked at the letter. He looked at Lyria — his fiancée, ring on her finger, smiling the smile that meant trouble.

"How bad can it be?" he said.

"Don’t," she said. "But —" she took his hand, the ring catching the light, "— whatever she does, we’re engaged now. That’s —" she squeezed, "— that’s armor. Of a sort."

"Engagement armor."

"The best kind." She kissed him — quick, flour-dusted, perfect. "Now come on. We’ve got five days to prepare for a duelist aunt, a wedding to plan, and —" she glanced at the crystal, "— a rock to keep calm."

"And roast," Vael said. "She said not to prepare a feast, but —"

"But we’re preparing a feast."

"We’re preparing a feast."

Behind them, the module DINGed — approving, beige, already planning:

[Feast preparations: logged.]

[The module notes: no one has ever been "not softened" by the host’s roast.]

[The module has data. The data is conclusive.]

Vael looked at his fiancée — ring on her finger, trouble in her smile, flour on both of them — and thought: five days. A duelist. Swords. *Comparison*.

Then he thought: engaged. The word still felt new. It still felt like sunrise.

"Five days," he said.

"Five days," Lyria agreed. "Plenty of time."

It was not plenty of time. They both knew it. But it was *their* time — and that, Vael was learning, made all the difference.

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