The Fantastic Little Farmer

Chapter 70: Ex-Husband Bro Asking to Be Cuckolded

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Chapter 70: Chapter 70: Ex-Husband Bro Asking to Be Cuckolded

"Teacher Yang..."

Yang Xiaoyun shook her head. "Don’t mind him. I’ll brew you another pot of tea..."

"There’s no need..." Zhang Yun quickly declined, immediately hearing footsteps approaching.

Yang Xiaoyun looked toward the door as a middle-aged man around forty walked in.

"Where is he? I’m here to pick up my son!"

As soon as the man finished speaking, he spotted Zhang Yun, and his expression instantly darkened.

"Well, well, Yang Xiaoyun! You accused me of fooling around with mistresses and playing with women, acting like you were on some moral high ground. I thought you were a real paragon of virtue! But the moment we get divorced, you immediately find yourself a boy toy?"

He charged right up to Zhang Yun as he yelled, "Speak! Have you two known each other for a long time?!"

"We’ve known each other for a while, but..."

Before Zhang Yun could clarify, the ex-husband flew into a rage.

"Ha! I knew it! You two have been having an affair all along! And you still had the nerve to scold me..."

He swung his hand, aiming a vicious slap right at Zhang Yun’s face.

Many men cared deeply about this kind of thing. No matter how much they fooled around themselves, they absolutely refused to be cuckolded. Even if their ex-wives found someone new after a divorce, they would still find it intolerable. But if the affair had started *before* the divorce, a beating was virtually guaranteed!

"Stop! Watch your mouth, Tang Zhiwei! This is my former student!" Yang Xiaoyun shouted angrily.

Before Tang Zhiwei’s hand could even reach its target, Zhang Yun caught him by the wrist, instantly rendering him immobile.

Without missing a beat, the man swung his other hand at Zhang Yun, only for that one to be caught as well!

Tang Zhiwei’s hands were trapped, but he still had his mouth. "You even hook up with your students! You’re completely shameless!"

"You’re the shameless one!" Yang Xiaoyun trembled with anger. Seeing that Zhang Yun hadn’t been hit, she stopped herself from rushing over.

Meanwhile, Zhang Yun was trying hard to control his grip, making sure he didn’t accidentally sprain the man’s wrists.

"Mr. Ex-Husband, please don’t spout nonsense," Zhang Yun warned. "I have a lawyer, and I can sue you for this. I’m just a student Teacher Yang taught back when she was interning at the town middle school..."

"Heh! I’m shameless? Just look at you two! A man and a woman alone in a house, and she’s wearing her pajamas without a bra! Ptooey! Have you no shame?! It’s obvious you just finished screwing!"

Tang Zhiwei had originally only come to pick up his son, but now he was completely consumed by jealousy and rage, convinced that Zhang Yun had made a cuckold out of him—and likely long before the divorce!

"You’re talking nonsense!" Yang Xiaoyun quickly crossed her arms over her chest. She had been woken up from her afternoon nap earlier and had been in such a hurry to stop Zhang Yun from leaving that she had completely forgotten about her lack of undergarments.

"Talking nonsense? You both know exactly what you’ve been doing! Take it off right now and prove it! If I’m wrong, I’ll slap myself in the face!"

"Shameless!" Yang Xiaoyun hadn’t expected him to say something so vulgar. How could she possibly prove something like that in front of Zhang Yun?

Zhang Yun forcefully twisted the man’s hands to the sides. "You’re being incredibly disrespectful. Don’t force me to hit you!"

"Come on! Hit me!" Tang Zhiwei stubbornly stuck his neck out and continued bellowing, "I see right through you! Aren’t you just after him because he’s young and strong? Does he drive you wild in bed? And you had the nerve to spit on me! Finding someone young is exactly what I did, so you’re no different!"

"I did no such thing! You bastard!" Yang Xiaoyun burst into tears of sheer anger.

How was she supposed to prove her innocence? It was simply impossible to prove a negative!

Zhang Yun felt like he was taking the blame out of nowhere. At most, he had only stolen a few glances. His relationship with Teacher Yang was completely innocent, yet this ex-husband was making it sound like they had been secretly sleeping together for years.

If he let the man keep yelling, the neighbors outside would definitely hear him. Without hesitating, Zhang Yun grabbed a rag from the table, stuffed it into Tang Zhiwei’s mouth, and dragged him toward the door.

"MMMPH! What are you doing?!" Tang Zhiwei tried his best to yell, but the rag muffled his voice, turning his words into unintelligible grunts.

He frantically kicked his legs, but given his age and strength, he was even weaker than the teenagers who had tried to steal Zhang Yun’s motorcycle earlier. There was no way he could break free.

Once they were out in the courtyard, Zhang Yun hoisted Tang Zhiwei up and directly tossed him into the air!

"Holy shit!"

Tang Zhiwei let out a terrified shriek, though it only sounded like a muffled whine through the rag.

He felt himself soaring higher than the courtyard wall. Worse still, he wasn’t flying upright—he was perfectly horizontal, face-down. The sheer terror of the situation was magnified twofold! He clamped his eyes tightly shut, too afraid to watch his face smash into the ground.

Instead of hitting the concrete, however, he suddenly felt a tight squeeze around his body. Zhang Yun had caught him!

The moment Tang Zhiwei opened his eyes, he heard Zhang Yun ask, "Is it fun? Let’s go again!"

"I don’t want to!" he screamed desperately, only to realize no sound was coming out. He immediately resorted to shaking his head frantically.

But it was too late. Zhang Yun had already tossed him into the air a second time!

Zhang Yun was confident in his strength, but he lacked experience and was afraid of misjudging the force. His first toss had been somewhat conservative just to be safe, but this time, he threw the man much higher!

Tang Zhiwei felt his old heart leap out of his chest!

He had never been bungee jumping before, but even if that was terrifying, at least it came with a safety cord. Right now, who the hell could guarantee that this lunatic student would actually catch him again?!

Just as he was plummeting toward the ground, his body was caught once more.

Tang Zhiwei felt like he was going to pass out, but he managed to hold on, desperately forcing himself to do two things: one hand reached out to clutch Zhang Yun’s shirt, while the other quickly yanked the rag out of his mouth.

"Please, have some mercy... Stop messing with me. I have a heart condition, I’ll die..."

Seeing how weak the man looked, unable to even muster the strength to speak properly, Zhang Yun genuinely worried that he might actually have a heart condition.

However, all that effort just now had been exactly for this result. How could he let it go to waste?

"Do you still dare to insult Teacher Yang?"

"I, I..."

"Hey! Open your eyes and look closely." Zhang Yun pulled out his phone and held it in front of the man’s face.

"What?" Tang Zhiwei was completely bewildered.

Zhang Yun pointed at the screen. "Open your eyes and look carefully! I just added Teacher Yang as a friend yesterday. I didn’t use a phone number or anything else; I scanned her QR code in person."

"So?"

"So you’re a birdbrain!" Zhang Yun slapped him lightly on the cheek. "We literally just bumped into each other by chance. It’s not the filthy scenario you’re imagining!"

Although Tang Zhiwei’s face was burning and his body felt weak, a wave of profound relief washed over him as he realized he hadn’t been cuckolded after all. He let out a long breath.

"Then, then how did you two..."

"Oh! I was out by the river earlier, beat up seven or eight guys, and threw them into the water. Teacher Yang saw it from upstairs while she was resting, recognized me, and called me over to give me a lecture. Are you satisfied, Mr. Ex-Husband?"

Zhang Yun didn’t want Yang Xiaoyun to be insulted or dragged through the mud, so he patiently explained the situation.

"Satisfied, satisfied... So it was all a misunderstanding..." Tang Zhiwei eagerly jumped at the chance to back down and save face.

Being tossed into the air twice was proof enough of this kid’s ridiculous strength. Beating up seven or eight people and throwing them into the river... This guy was a ruthless brute who couldn’t be trifled with!

Zhang Yun patted his cheek with another light slap. "Heh, you might be satisfied, but I’m not! You just slandered me and Teacher Yang. Hiring a lawyer is boring; I’d much rather get my revenge personally!"

Tang Zhiwei instantly collapsed in fear. Just how badly was this kid going to beat him up?!

"I’m s-sorry, my young friend... It really was a misunderstanding... It’s mostly because you’re so handsome, well-built, and strong... No matter how you look at it, it makes sense that Yang Xiaoyun would like you... I’m truly sorry..."

Zhang Yun couldn’t help but laugh and curse. "Damn it! Your shameless flattery is making me too embarrassed to hit you!"

"How is this flattery? I’m speaking from the bottom of my heart!" Seeing that the compliments were working, Tang Zhiwei practically wanted to start showering him with an endless stream of praise.

"Apologize to Teacher Yang first!" Seeing that the man was too limp and weak to stand, Zhang Yun simply hauled him back to his feet.

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