Chapter 34: Does It Feel Good?

Chapter 34: Chapter 34: Does It Feel Good?

"Shit, kid, stop spewing bullshit."

’Why does that sound so familiar?’

Su Qingci thought to herself.

To make his performance more convincing, Jiang Fan bellowed at the people around him, "Hey, why are you all just crowding around Yanzi?"

"She’s practically dead! Hurry up and call an ambulance!"

Jiang Fan scoffed. "Captain Su, get the security team up here immediately. In case Yanzi doesn’t make it today..."

"...we’ll have these two accompany her to the grave."

Zhao Zhigang and Zhong Furong were both stunned.

"Damn it, you kid! You’re trying to extort me."

"Heh, extortion? I’m not going to waste my breath on you."

"This is a matter of life and death. Do you think I’m joking?"

"Just you wait, you’re getting arrested."

"This is all your fault, you heartless man!" Zhong Furong, at his side, was obviously terrified.

But before she could finish, the man next to her clamped a hand over her mouth.

"What are you panicking for? If we can land this big score from Xuerong today, we’ll be set for life."

The woman finally quieted down a bit.

But Jiang Fan’s next words sent her into a panic all over again.

"Captain Su, the security cameras in the sales department are working, right?"

"Yes, they are. Why?"

"Make sure to save the recording of this guy, Zhao Zhigang, and his attempted assault just now. We can press charges against him later."

Hearing this, everyone understood what was going on.

This group of people might have all been women, but they were incredibly sharp.

Jiang Fan had turned the tables on the couple.

The sales department’s beautiful resident comedian, Zhou Lele, knelt before Sun Yanzi and held a mirror under her nose.

"It’s over. She’s not breathing."

Zhou Lele seized the opportunity to escalate the drama, and her performance was so good that even Jiang Fan was impressed.

"She needs immediate medical attention!"

"Has anyone here studied medicine? Who knows CPR?"

As she spoke, tears rolled down Zhou Lele’s cheeks.

Everyone felt their scalp tingle. She was getting way too into character.

Jiang Fan was stunned. ’This woman... is that spit, or are those real tears???’

"Jiang Fan, get over here! Give Yan mouth-to-mouth and CPR!"

Huh?

’Me?’

’Holy shit, this isn’t how I wrote the script.’

"Who else? You’re the only man here. Yan is well-endowed; she’ll need someone with powerful lungs."

"Come on, do it. It’s a matter of life and death."

Sun Yanzi, lying on the ground, nearly shot straight up. She wanted to beat the hell out of Zhou Lele.

However, Zhou Lele just gave a sly smile, a flicker of a grin that vanished in an instant.

"Jiang Fan, hurry!"

....

’Damn it. To think she’d use a question like that to challenge my very manhood.’

’Of course I’m a man,’ Jiang Fan thought.

Without hesitating, he began performing CPR on Sun Yanzi, which included mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

After two sets, Jiang Fan finally understood what people meant by an F-cup.

Sun Yanzi, on the floor, was on the verge of tears.

’She never should have agreed to Jiang Fan’s plan.’

But that pervert Zhou Lele had seized the chance to mess with her.

If she stood up now, all their previous acting would be for nothing.

She could only grit her teeth and bear it.

Jiang Fan added, "Oh no, what if I can’t save her?"

Sun Yanzi, on the floor, nearly ground her molars to dust.

When Zhao Zhigang saw the mouth-to-mouth and CPR, he lost his cool. "It’s over, it’s over, we’re really done for this time."

"I really didn’t know she had a heart condition."

Seeing her husband fall apart, Zhong Furong panicked too. "Everyone, this has nothing to do with me!"

"It was him! He was the one who came to extort you out of greed."

"This doesn’t concern me! It has nothing to do with me!"

"He’s the mastermind! He’s the real mastermind!"

"When the time comes, just focus on suing him. I can be a witness for you. I’m begging you, please let me go."

At that moment, everyone present suddenly turned to them, smiling, and said in unison, "Oh, so you were here to extort us."

"You’re con artists."

Sun Yanzi got up from the floor, her expression cold as she said, "The cameras have recorded everything you just said."

"It will be used as testimony."

After speaking, Sun Yanzi looked at Jiang Fan, gritted her teeth, raised her hand, and slapped him.

"Was that fun?"

Jiang Fan was in a miserable spot.

’Sigh. What have I done to deserve this?’

But this outcome wasn’t entirely unexpected.

Jiang Fan shot a menacing look at Zhou Lele. She picked up her water bottle, coughed twice, and said, "I’m going to get some hot water."

And with that, Zhou Lele bolted.

The couple on the other side finally realized they had been tricked.

They were the ones who had originally tried to set a trap for the sales department, but in the end, they were the ones who got trapped.

"You’re all dead!"

Zhao Zhigang exploded in a rage. This time, he didn’t hold back. He was going to be arrested anyway.

"Even if I get arrested, I’m taking you stinking bitches down with me!"

Zhao Zhigang charged forward.

The group of women hid behind Jiang Fan.

Sun Yanzi was also a little scared and leaned closer to Jiang Fan.

"Hey, Yan, you slapped me a moment ago, and now you’re getting all close?"

"Just don’t go slapping me again in a minute."

Sun Yanzi rolled her eyes. "You deserved what you got."

Fine. Jiang Fan accepted his fate.

’It’s true, though. They really did feel good.’

Turning his head to face the charging Zhao Zhigang, Jiang Fan sent him flying three meters with a single kick, leaving him wailing on the ground.

"Wow, Jiang Fan won!"

"Jiang Fan, you’re amazing!"

Whether it was Zhou Lele, Sun Yanzi, or the other members of the sales department, they all wore looks of utter shock.

Who would have thought that such immense power could erupt from Jiang Fan’s small frame?