The Laziest God Mortal Reincarnation

Chapter 177: The Question Nobody Wanted ( Magic Castle Bonus )

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The old man still had the pen in his hand. "Before I sign," he had said, "I have a question that is not in my statement."

For a moment nobody understood what he had said. Then everyone did, all at once, and the room changed.

The Foreign Office official’s pen stopped. I had watched that man write for three days, through briefings and, in one case, a corridor, and I had never once seen his pen stop. Across the chamber, somebody on the Crown’s benches drew a breath sharp enough to hear. At the signing table, the envoy’s face didn’t change at all, which told me exactly how much it wanted to.

"Speaker," said the envoy. "The statements were agreed."

"They were. I have read mine as it was agreed." The old man set his free hand flat on the table, beside the treaty. "This is a question. It was not possible to ask it during the negotiation, because during the negotiation it did not exist."

"Then ask it," said the envoy, after a pause in which I suspect he considered several other answers.

"Five days ago, thirteen of our people were found in the cellars of a lord who had sworn himself to your Crown. Two of them were children." The Deer representative said it without raising his voice. "Today they are in this fort. We are told they are under the Crown’s protection. I believe the Crown means it." He paused. "I would like to know what happens to them when we have signed and gone home."

"They remain under the Crown’s protection."

"So were the roads that lord’s house stood on."

There was a sound from the Crown’s benches, not quite a word. The official half rose. "Speaker, with respect, protection orders for all thirteen were issued here at Halden on the..."

"Issued by whom?"

"By the Crown."

"And verified by whom?"

The official opened his mouth, and closed it, and looked at the envoy.

"By the Crown," said the old man, gently, as though he were helping. "That is an assurance. I don’t doubt it is a sincere one. But it is not a verification. Those thirteen people were not found by an assurance. They were found by people who went and looked."

I heard Elizabeth breathe in. She didn’t move. Her hands stayed folded on the lid of the seal box, and the only sign that she had heard him at all was that her shoulders, which had been straight for an hour, became straighter.

"This was not raised in negotiation," said someone further down the Crown’s table, an older man in Foreign Office grey whose name I didn’t know. "Months, Speaker. Months of negotiation, and it is raised now, at the table, with the pen in your hand."

"It is raised now," said the Deer representative, "because now is when I am being asked to sign."

Lyssairia hadn’t moved. Her ears had gone flat once, briefly, when the old man first spoke, and then come up again, and now she sat looking straight ahead at the treaty in front of the Deer with no expression at all. I knew that face. It was the face she used when she agreed with someone and was furious about the timing. Behind her, Mia sat with her hands in her lap and her eyes on the old man, and I couldn’t read her at all. I never had been able to when it mattered.

Then the Deer representative turned his head, and looked at me.

***

I hadn’t expected that. Nobody had, by the look of the room. Every face on both sides of the chamber followed his, down the length of the Crown’s second row, to the end of it, where I was standing in a hostile collar trying very hard to be furniture.

"Lord Vortex," he said.

Renn was by the wall at the back of the Crown’s side. I didn’t need to look at him to know where he was. You stay where you are put. If anything happens in that chamber, you do not decide what to do about it.

"We asked for you to be at this signing," said the old man, "because a long time ago, a human child carried three envelopes across a war for us, and delivered them after his escort did not come back." He said it simply, as though it were a known fact, and I supposed on his side of the border it was. "We asked for you to stand there because of thirteen names."

I didn’t say anything. I wasn’t sure I could have.

"You were in that house," he said. "The Crown’s escort was in that house. A commander of the Crown and a princess, for three nights. While the Crown was in that house, was the Crown’s protection enough to keep those thirteen from being moved?"

[Host.]

’Not now.’

[I have no advice.]

’You always have advice.’

[Not about this.]

That was, I thought, the most frightening thing the System had ever said to me.

I looked at the back of Elizabeth’s head. She couldn’t turn round, not here in front of two delegations and her father’s envoy, and so she didn’t. But I could see the side of her neck, and it had gone very still, the way it did when she was waiting for a decision she couldn’t make for someone else.

I could lie. It would have been easy. Some careful sentence about the Crown’s commitment and the swiftness of its response, the kind of sentence the official could have written for me in four seconds without stopping his pen. Elizabeth had read the treaty three times. She had put her father’s seal on the table in front of her. I could give her a sentence, and the old man would sign, and everyone would breathe again.

Then I thought about Saera at the western gate, refusing to go inside until she knew where everyone was going. You checked? she had asked Elizabeth. And then, before Elizabeth could answer the first question properly, the second one. Yourself?

The old man wasn’t trying to stop the treaty. He didn’t look like someone who wanted it to fail. He looked like someone who had wanted it for longer than I had been alive, and had just found the one place it didn’t reach, and couldn’t bring himself to pretend he hadn’t seen it. He was asking the Crown what Saera had asked Elizabeth. He was asking whether anyone had checked, themselves.

"No," I said, and nobody moved.

"It wasn’t enough. The carts came early. They had already started moving the prisoners, under the same roof as the Crown’s escort. They were stopped because some people in that house didn’t believe what they were told." I made myself go on. "If everyone had trusted the protection they’d been promised, the thirteen would have been on the road by morning."

The silence in the chamber after that was the loudest thing I had ever heard.

Daphne moved. It was half a step, no more, a shift of her weight to the right until her shoulder was almost touching mine. In a room where neither of us could use any magic at all, it was the only way left for her to stand between me and whatever came. I didn’t look at her. I didn’t need to.

The envoy turned in his chair for the first time since the ceremony began. He looked down the row at me, and his face was perfectly composed, and his eyes were not.

"Lord Vortex is a student of Zenith," he said to the chamber. "He does not speak for the Crown."

"No," said the Deer representative. "That is why we asked him."

The envoy turned back. When he spoke again, his voice had lost none of its size. "His Majesty’s protection of the thirteen is absolute, Speaker. You have my word, and through me, his."

The old man looked at him for a long moment. He didn’t look angry. He looked tired and very sure, which was much worse than angry.

"I believe that you mean it," he said. "I have been believing that people meant it for a very long time."

He looked down at the treaty in front of him, at the empty line where his name was supposed to go, and at the pen still in his hand. Then he laid the pen down on the wood beside the treaty, carefully, as though it might break.

"Then perhaps," he said, "we are not ready to sign."

The pen made almost no sound at all when it touched the table, and every person in that room heard it.

At the signing table, Elizabeth’s hands lay on the lid of her father’s seal box, perfectly still, and didn’t open it.

***

The recess was called eleven seconds later. I know, because I counted them, and because for most of those eleven seconds nobody in the chamber seemed to know whose job it was to say anything at all.

In the end it was the Foreign Office official. He stood, cleared his throat, and announced in a voice that only shook on the second word that the ceremony would pause for one hour by agreement of the parties. Then he looked at the envoy to find out whether the parties had agreed, and the envoy gave him the smallest nod I had ever seen a grown man give, and that was that.

Everyone stood up at once. The chroniclers’ pens were still going behind me, faster than before, and I didn’t have to look to know what they were writing. Somewhere in the middle of it was a sentence with my name in it.

The Crown’s side withdrew to a long room behind the chamber, through a door I hadn’t noticed was there. It had a fire, too many people, and six chairs, none of which went to me. I followed Elizabeth because Renn had told us to stay with her, and because I couldn’t think of anywhere else in Fort Halden I was less likely to be shouted at, which shows how little I understood about Fort Halden.

"The Vortex boy," someone said, before the door had even closed.

It was the man in Foreign Office grey, the one who had said months. He wasn’t talking to me. He was talking about me, to the envoy, in the tone people use for weather that has ruined a harvest.

"Months of work," he said. "A treaty the Deer themselves helped draft. And a student, a student, standing at the end of a row he was placed in as a courtesy..."

"Was asked a question by a signatory," said Elizabeth, "and answered it."

She hadn’t raised her voice. She was standing by the fire with her back to all of us, and she didn’t turn round to say it. The man in grey stopped.

"Your Highness, with respect, he could have answered it differently."

"He could have lied."

"He could have been diplomatic."

"In front of the chroniclers," said Elizabeth, "those are the same thing." Then she did turn round, and looked at him, and he discovered an urgent interest in the fire.

Behind me, James let out a breath through his nose. "You just broke a treaty," he said to me, very quietly.

"He didn’t break it," Sophie said, before I could. "He answered a question."

"In front of the chroniclers."

"I noticed them," I said.

Sophie put her hand on my arm for a second and took it away again. Daphne didn’t say anything. She had come in last and was standing by the door, and when I looked at her she looked back at me, once, and nodded, the way she had nodded on the stair the night before. I still didn’t know what I had agreed to.

Renn came in a moment later with Colonel Dunmore behind him and a leather folder under his arm. He put the folder on the table, and then, instead of going to the envoy, he came straight to me.

"You were asked a direct question," he said, "by a signatory, in a recorded chamber."

"Yes."

"And you answered it."

"Yes."

"Truthfully."

There was a short pause in which I seriously considered the alternatives. "Yes."

Renn looked at me for a moment longer. "Good," he said, and went to the envoy, and that was apparently the whole conversation. I stood there feeling as though I had braced for a wall and walked through a curtain.

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