Chapter 107: Farting Formation

"Open the gate and surrender. If you cooperate, we can still speak of the Alpha’s mercy."

The Vesper boy crossed his arms and sneered.

"Especially you, Black Witch Moon. You are accused of colluding with defectives, resisting lawful search, and disrupting pack order. Kneel, confess, and follow us back. Perhaps your companions can still be spared if you behave."

Moon felt speechless.

He knew they were fugitives, but where did the "Black Witch" title even come from?

"Fuck, let me break her chin." Nox jumped up at once.

Moon raised a brow. "Isn’t she your fiancée?"

"No way! She’s just a pathetic dumbass. Don’t believe a little girl’s words." Nox retorted sharply.

He really regretted flirting around in his early youth.

Right now he only hoped no more girls would suddenly appear claiming to be his fiancée.

"Oh? Just listen and see if the formation works."

Moon waved his hand. An invisible layer dropped between them.

Now they could see outside clearly, but the other side could not see in.

He turned toward the gate that was being banged loudly and said in a calm voice,

"Esteemed guests, you are not welcome. We don’t know about any witch, and we certainly don’t know about any fugitives."

"Liar! Come out if you have the guts!" the Vesper boy, Evan, shouted.

"Why would I open the door for some barking dog? I need peace. If you don’t leave now, don’t blame me for taking measures." Moon answered evenly.

"You...! Fine! Let’s see what happens when I expose your true face!" Evan yelled angrily.

His five shadow guards were still missing.

He was extremely irritated, already worrying about how he would explain this to his Alpha.

Those trainees had been promising new shadow guards with real potential. He desperately needed to find them—alive or dead.

"Do as you wish. Don’t cry later. I have already given you a warning."

Moon finished speaking and waved at Oshan.

Oshan promptly took out a tea set.

The group sat around the stone platform with seats and a low table, preparing to have evening tea as if nothing was happening outside.

"Careful, Evan. That Black Witch can bewitch a man. Don’t look at him," Lyra suddenly said in a coquettish tone.

"Don’t worry, darling. My eyes are only on you. Guards, break the door!" Evan ordered.

Nox’s face darkened the moment he heard that conversation.

Axe’s eyes lit up with pure amusement.

Ugo stayed quiet, but the corner of his mouth curved slightly.

Lyra frowned when still no one answered. She was clearly trying to force the "rat" out.

She stepped forward with elegant grace and raised her voice again.

"Do not force us to act. Open the gate and hand yourselves over. This is your last chance to..." ℯℯ𝘭.𝘤ℴ𝘮

The moment her foot crossed the invisible boundary, the first layer of the formation activated.

Zzzt!...

A sharp shockwave slammed straight into her chest.

The elegant young lady stumbled backward with a shocked cry, nearly falling on her backside.

"What?!"

Evan’s eyes widened.

He immediately pushed forward with the others, still trying to maintain his superior posture.

That was their second mistake.

The fart poison layer triggered almost instantly.

A strange greenish mist rose from the ground and wrapped around their legs.

Within three breaths, Evan’s face changed dramatically.

Prrrt...

A loud, uncontrollable fart exploded from him.

His eyes went wide with pure horror.

Then another.

Pffft!

Then three more in rapid succession.

Brrraaap! Prrrt! BBBBRRPPPTTT!

Lyra’s elegant face turned bright red.

She tried to hold it in with all her dignity... only to fail a second later.

BBBBBRRPPPTTT!

The sound was so loud that birds in the nearby trees flew away in panic.

"What is this cursed place?!" Evan roared, face twisted with both pain and absolute humiliation as he continued farting with every step.

Lyra’s pure aura completely collapsed. She hopped backward while still farting, her voice cracking.

"Retreat! This is not normal—retreat! Damn Black Witch! He is definitely that Black Witch!"

But the more they moved, the worse the poison reacted.

Prrrt— pffft— brrraaap

Their elegant robes fluttered as they stumbled around in complete disgrace.

"Just wait! I will complain to the city mayor! You think you can just do whatever you want here?!"

"They don’t know what’s good for them!"

The group shouted threats while retreating far away, still farting loudly under the moonlight.

Nox leaned against his seat and started laughing so hard he had to hold his stomach.

His tea spilled onto Axe’s thigh, but Axe didn’t care at all.

Axe’s shoulders were shaking violently.

He pointed at the gate with a wide, shameless grin.

"Look at that. Damn."

Ugo covered his mouth, but his shoulders were also trembling.

Moon watched the chaotic scene for a few seconds, then calmly asked,

"Can they really complain to the mayor? Who is the mayor?"

"There is indeed a mayor who oversees things," Oshan replied.

"But Malong is a mixed bag. The mayor only counts money. No one really cares who the people here are or what they do."

"Do you think they really know who we are?" Ugo asked after finally suppressing his laughter.

"No. They’re just throwing guesses. If they were sure, they would have already sent the information to Vaelis." Moon took a quiet sip of tea.

The tea was good.

He planned to drink it more often.

Nox wiped the tears of laughter from his eyes and asked,

"Should we go back inside?"

"No. We have something to discuss." Moon answered.

Night had fully fallen by this time.

After the farce ended, Oshan finally let Marina and Amelia come out.

Moon had already sprayed a disinfectant, fragrant dew to dispel the leftover bad smell.

Marina and Amelia were happy to see so many people and immediately went to prepare a big feast, leaving the main group outside.

Moon handed a paper to Nox first, then to Axe.

"This is the list. Most of these things can help awaken or stabilize wolf spirits. Some can be made into formations or weapons."

Then he handed another paper to Ugo.

"And this last one... the Transformation Pill recipe. We need these herbs."

Nox’s eyes moved quickly over the lines. Axe whistled low.

"These ingredients... half of them I’ve never even heard of."

"I know," Moon said.

"I don’t have them too. The only place we can still search is the other three entrances of the Lost Realm."

Silence fell for a moment.

Axe was the first to speak. "Other three entrances?"