Chapter 1300 - 575: Decent People Sell Decent Insurance

Chapter 1300: Chapter 575: Decent People Sell Decent Insurance

Turns out to be better than Tantan, Momo, and Soul—a true expert.

If you’re faced with a scenario where five girls simultaneously invite you out—yeah, that would be really embarrassing and shameful.

Really makes one feel awkward.

It’s like when Wang Ze ends up in jail for stealing and eating poop from a public toilet, and after waking up one morning, hears the prison guard shouting into the mirror, "Today, let’s get cracking on the prisoners!" In his heart, he’s overjoyed, eagerly anticipating the day, deliberately flaunting in front of the guard. Yet during lunch break, the guard removes his disguise, revealing Zhou Baowei’s true identity, and begins boasting about food, only then does he realize the guard was saying, "Today, let’s get cracking on food!"

That sort of embarrassment and shame.

Lin Li thinks he can describe it well.

Zeng Ziang sighed, his eyes showing a hint of sadness: "Lin Li, what I want to share from my experience is, look carefully at the signs before you go to the bathroom, and don’t go to the wrong one."

"That’s hugely beneficial, toilet enlightenment, thank you Brother Ziang for enlightening and teaching." Lin Li nodded, bowed longingly.

"Unworthy, unworthy." Zeng Ziang responded with bowing back.

If today’s conversation between the two spread out, it would surely become a fine story.

Sadly, it didn’t spread.

"What do you plan to eat for lunch, can we eat if we walk this way?"

As they set off again, Zeng Ziang asked.

"Me? I don’t even know what I want to eat, just eat something casual," Lin Li shrugged indifferently, then raised an eyebrow, glanced at Zeng Ziang, stopping momentarily, then laughed to himself.

Zeng Ziang immediately went into alert mode.

Frowning suspiciously, sizing up Lin Li, left hand covering the front, right hand covering the rear, left eye on guard, right eye watching.

"Don’t be afraid, Brother Ziang, I just thought of a joke." Lin Li explained, "and in the future, counting this in, Brother Ziang, if a girl invites you out to play, you can use this to hint her."

"What?" Zeng Ziang didn’t let down his guard.

Lin Li: "Tao Zhe didn’t mind eating anything when he was a kid, you know what the neighbors said about him?"

Zeng Ziang: "?"

How did we suddenly jump to Tao Zhe?

"What’s this? Can I hint a girl with this? What?"

Lin Li OvO: "Because the neighbors would say: Ji Ji is easy to raise."

Zeng Ziang: "..."

"?"

Zeng Ziang’s mouth twitched slightly.

Maybe I’m not Han, but from no ethnicity.

Otherwise, there’s no way to explain why my mother tongue is speechless at this moment.

What the heck is this even hinting at to girls who invite you out?

"You... I... Ji Ji... forget it... the barbershop is here."

Thankfully, the barbershop Zeng Ziang was heading to had arrived, he could escape this torment.

At this moment, even if there’s reproductive isolation, he feels the barber understands human language more than Lin Li.

"Then go on inside, brother."

"Alright then, bye-bye-bye."

"Yeah, bye-bye."

After bidding farewell to Zeng Ziang, Lin Li randomly picked a shop that was open for business, sat down and ordered.

While waiting for the food, Lin Li took out his phone, first glancing at the interview group—no new messages yet, seems like everything remains the same for the afternoon—and then switched to "Three People One Dog."

No one in the group was chatting live.

Guess he’ll have to bother his girlfriend then.

"’’Lin Li’’ patted ’’Chen Yu Ying’’s wooden fish head, merit +999"

"Lin Li: (●￣(ｴ)￣●)"

"Lin Li: Hi, are you there?"

"Chen Yu Ying: Hi, I’m here."

"Lin Li: ’Uncomfortable’"

"Chen Yu Ying: What’s wrong?"

"Lin Li: I think I’m hungry, sitting awkwardly no matter how, went downstairs and ordered, this hunger is uncalled for, sadly looking at the bed with two pairs of chopsticks, one is mine, the other is also mine."

"Chen Yu Ying: Lin Shuren, haven’t eaten yet?"

"Lin Li: Yes, I’m now in a panic with shaky hands, dizziness and cold sweat, blurred consciousness, I feel I might need your help."

"Chen Yu Ying: Got it! Eat my two punches ’Bang’ ’Bang’!"

"Chen Yu Ying: ’Little Bear Spin Kick’, ’Little Bear Combo Punch’."

"Lin Li: ?"

"Lin Li: Is there a chance my intention was I’m hypoglycemic and need a sweet girl to help?"

"Chen Yu Ying: ’Selfie’"

"Lin Li: Don’t become a doctor in the future, your dosage is too large."

"Lin Li: You’ve shot me up to hyperglycemia, you know?"

"Lin Li: So, how will you compensate me?"

"Lin Li: You must compensate me well.

Don’t be like my friend last time, he had surgery fail at the hospital, turned vegetative, only to be compensated with a flower pot.

If it’s such compensation, I won’t accept it—even the basic gardening tools weren’t provided, that’s too stingy!"

"Chen Yu Ying retracted a message."

"Chen Yu Ying: Sorry, gave you the meds meant for other patients, let me find yours."

"Chen Yu Ying: ’Photo’"

"Lin Li: ?"

"Lin Li: Hey hold up."

"Lin Li: Why is it Bai Bufan’s photo."

"Lin Li: That face popping up nearly killed me, you know?"

"Lin Li: Wait a sec! How do you have other patients? Aren’t you my private doc?"

"Chen Yu Ying: Because you’re so troublesome, often causing medical disturbances, I’ve considered changing jobs."

"Lin Li: Wrong wrong, resend the medicine to me, I’ll take it, I haven’t saved it yet."

"Chen Yu Ying: No more, I’m mad now."

"Lin Li: Don’t be mad, don’t be mad, babe, how about I learn to oink for you?"

"Chen Yu Ying: Then you go ahead and learn."