The Most Random System

Chapter 1302 - 576: Xiling’s Emotional Intelligence Isn’t Supposed to Be Like This!

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Chapter 1302: Chapter 576: Xiling’s Emotional Intelligence Isn’t Supposed to Be Like This!

"After all that, turns out you’re just selling insurance! Were you just trying to save face in front of the guy who saw through you during the interview? I know your type the best!" The man was sincerely and loudly complaining at this moment.

At this moment, it’s like that moment.

Once upon a time—

"Man: Bring two bottles of wine next time we meet."

"Man: Let’s have a few drinks."

"The man’s ambiguous interest: No."

"Man: ?"

"Man: No, I didn’t mean it like that."

"Man: Don’t think of me as so sleazy."

After twenty minutes, the ambiguous interest still hadn’t replied, but the man couldn’t hold back—

"Man: Why not."

Exactly the same!

"It’s real, it’s not fake—" Lin Li didn’t expect this guy’s reaction to be so big, he laughed and waved his hand repeatedly, "Bro, I’m just joking with you, I’m just being abstract.

I really am here for an interview, if you think the suit is too formal, a bit over the top, I actually brought casual clothes too, I can change in a bit."

This suit is actually one of "Treasure Robe’s" super transformation forms, in fact, if Lin Li needed, he could transform into pure desire sexy pajamas, stepmother dress, thong, stockings, speed black silk sex battle robe in the next second.

"Let me see your briefcase." Maybe once bitten twice shy, the man didn’t believe him, but suspiciously asked.

There was nothing private about it, so Lin Li didn’t feel offended at all, instead he happily opened his ’’cosplay props’’.

Surprisingly, inside it was particularly empty, with only a few A4 sized sheets laid flat inside.

Because a glance showed they looked like resumes, and Lin Li didn’t stop him, the man picked up one of them and took a look.

Name: Lin Li.

Age: 18.

Achievements: Nobel Literature Prize reader, Tsinghua University national student, Fortune 500 company résumé submitter, participated in multiple billion-level funding projects, Luckin Coffee taster, amateur cobbler, Golden Left Face, bartender, folk singer, Zen disciple, backpacker, French knight...

The man’s eyebrows raised slightly, suddenly feeling something was off: "Is this... also part of the joke?"

What a Xiaobing.

"Yeah, our auto repair shop is not hiring master craftsmen, just apprentices and part-timers, is there really a need to prepare a résumé, bro, I have another version here, do you want to see it?" Lin Li said with a light smile.

The man took another sheet of paper.

Achievements: Developed seven patents and successfully applied for certificates in the third grade, participated in the National Primary and secondary school students’ innovation and technology competition in the fourth grade with the work "Preparation of New Anion Exchange Membrane of Alkaline Fuel Cell" and won the national first prize, published SCI in sixth grade, published in Nature in seventh grade, essay "A lot of people call him leader, but I just wish he could spend more time with me" won national first class...

The man’s mouth twitched hard.

If all this were true, the ’’leader’’ behind Lin Li, well, let’s just say, if his car got a parking ticket from local traffic police in the morning, the local chief would be the one issuing tickets in the afternoon.

"Little brother, are you really here for an interview, and not just fooling around?" the man said with a complex expression.

"I am, once Ms. Li arrives, I’ll become human." Lin Li nodded seriously.

Can’t be this guy in front of me is really the owner of this shop, right?

Doesn’t make sense, it would make more sense if he were the shop’s cleaner or janitor, or even the old man who slipped at the entrance.

The man was at a loss for words.

After all, he’s just an employee, really no need to worry about all this, so he finally nodded: "Alright, I hope your interview goes well, but you’d better change that outfit if you can."

"Alright."

Lin Li had no objections, so he found a nearby public restroom to change clothes in a stall, and then returned to the auto repair shop.

There was now one more person waiting for the interview, Ms. Li seemed to not have arrived yet.

Lin Li found a small stool and sat down with the three people.

"Guys, are you here for part-time or apprenticeships?" Lin Li curiously asked.

Although the treatment for apprentices wasn’t clearly stated, it’s undoubtedly not particularly good, older people wouldn’t come apply for this, the three in front of him were quite young, one of them even seemed younger than Lin Li.

"Apprenticeship, I haven’t found a job this year yet."

"Yeah, I regret quitting at the end of last year, I quit in November, and now it’s February, I still haven’t found anything."

From the responses, Lin Li learned that they were all here for full-time, not on the same track as him.

That’s great.

Because if they were on the same track as him, their competitiveness would likely fall short of his, if they found out later that he could avoid being hired for money by taking part-time, there would be some resentment.

If it were such a situation, Lin Li would definitely use the name Bai Bufan or Zhou Baowei.

But since everyone isn’t competing for the same thing, there’s no need to care and he can just use Lin Li.

"Bro, where did you work last year and why did you quit to become an apprentice? I just dropped out of school, haven’t worked before, share with me." Because they were all young, initially getting familiar wasn’t difficult, the one who seemed younger than Lin Li asked the curly-haired guy who said he quit.

"I’m not a local, I worked at a big company before, the income wasn’t too high, so I came looking for opportunities in Jiangsu, Zhejiang, and Shanghai." the curly-haired man replied.

"Huh? Even big companies aren’t good enough? Aren’t big companies supposed to have the best benefits and salary? Or is the pressure in big companies too great? KPI? Overtime?" The dropout guy was stunned and immediately asked back.

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