Chapter 1315 - 582: Lin Li’s Career Shouldn’t Be So Short-Lived (2)

Chapter 1315: Chapter 582: Lin Li’s Career Shouldn’t Be So Short-Lived (2)

Bu Hao! The art gallery is closed!

Lin Li’s eyes were almost brimming with laughter.

But didn’t Chen Yu Ying hear? She already had a criminal record for stealing a painting from the Louvre before.

So Lin Li didn’t hesitate at all and smoothly moved towards that gentle silhouette.

The mattress slightly sank, making a subtle rustling sound.

Little bear?

Get lost, don’t interfere with your dad’s business!

If you dare to complain, I’ll take you to the Cultivation Realm, make the great masters find a way to give you sentience, and then turn you into a grandson!

Anyway, once the intruding fellow left, a warm breath first brushed against the back of Chen Yu Ying’s neck, bringing a slight tickle.

Immediately after, strong arms, like vines, reached out, wrapped around the slender waist of the girl who was turned away from him, pulling her steadily back into his arms.

Chen Yu Ying turned her head, continuing to glare.

In theory, glaring has a 100% hit rate, able to lower Lin Li’s Pokémon’s defense by one level, but Lin Li wasn’t bothered by this, so his counter move was—

Lin Li: "I’m back, I’m the back."

Chen Yu Ying: "?"

Sometimes Chen Yu Ying wondered if her sense of humor had become strange after being with Lin Li for so long.

At that moment, Lin Li suddenly said such a thing, making it really hard for her to hold back from laughing.

Just like once before, when Ding Sihan accidentally scalded her finger with hot water during class, she didn’t react initially, but a minute later suddenly blurted out, "Oh, only the skilled know." Or when they had to wait long in line at the women’s restroom, and after a long wait, she suddenly sighed and commented, "Ah, London."

It was such dry-humored punchlines.

But laughing now would really lose face, so Chen Yu Ying quickly turned her head back away from Lin Li: "Stop being a pervert, or I’ll go help auntie in the kitchen."

"Got it," Lin Li lazily replied, not having such an intention in the first place, burying his head in the hair at the nape of her neck, "Sleepy, going to catch some sleep."

"Go ahead."

"Okay, then I’ll tell you a bedtime story first."

Chen Yu Ying: "?"

"Aren’t you the one sleeping? Why are you telling me a bedtime story?"

"Then you want to tell me one?"

"No, too lazy to."

"Then I’ll tell it. This time it’s going to be a classic fairy tale, Sleeping Handsome, Lin Li was a child born to a queen, mumble mumble because they didn’t invite the evil witch at his birth, he was cursed by the witch.

But thankfully, a fairy hadn’t yet given her blessing and managed to mitigate it—Handsome Lin Li wouldn’t die, just fall asleep, until someone who sincerely loves him came to kiss him and wake him up.

Can’t do it, too sleepy, that’s half the story, I’ll tell you the rest when I wake up Zzz... Zzz..."

"Tsk~"

Chen Yu Ying, smiling, elbowed the boy clinging closely behind her.

Wishful thinking.

I, Chen Yu Ying, even without a boyfriend, will jump off the bed and skip Auntie’s dinner rather than satisfy Lin Li’s shameless wish!

...

"Wipe your lips clean, don’t let Auntie notice, the lip gloss is still there."

Turning to see Lin Li cheerfully idle, the girl, touching up her lips nearly eaten clean off with a small mirror on the table, said unhappily.

"No worries, actually... I lied to you before, my mom doesn’t respect my privacy at all, she’s very controlling of me. Chances are her ears have been glued to the door this afternoon, eavesdropping on our every move, and I’ve always suspected there’s a bug and pinhole camera in my room."

Lin Li licked his lips, seemingly still savoring the sensation, responding upon hearing.

Chen Yu Ying was too lazy to even retort.

It was already 5:30 in the afternoon, which was dinner time.

And Wu Min notified the two of them about dinner not by knocking on the door, but by messaging Lin Li and Chen Yu Ying on WeChat half an hour prior, saying they could eat after half an hour.

Chen Yu Ying indeed felt a bit embarrassed, as it seemed like Wu Min guessed what they might be doing in the room, so didn’t even come to knock.

But Wu Min was good, Lin Li bad.

It’s all Lin Li’s fault.

Dinner atmosphere was very harmonious.

Especially after Wu Min learned that Chen Yu Ying saw a lot of Lin Li’s childhood photos in his room; the topics just flowed effortlessly.

Through this, Chen Yu Ying got to know more of Wu Min’s version, or better put, a more realistic version of Lin Li’s mischievous childhood deeds.

Wu Min said she could never forget Lin Li’s amazing rounding off.

According to Lin Li’s childhood logic.

Back then, his class had fifty-two students, twenty-nine boys, and twenty-three girls.

Through Lin Li’s rounding off, he concluded that his class had about a hundred students, with zero boys and zero girls.

Rounding off, isn’t it magical?

Lin Li was very dissatisfied with this behavior, but his dissatisfaction was to no avail.

Dinner lasted for almost an hour, and they then moved to the living room for a chat, as the time approached 8 PM.

Though it’s not that late, Lin Li proactively suggested it’s time to take Chen Yu Ying home.

Mainly, if Wu Min didn’t want to put on the elder’s airs, the conversation topics with Chen Yu Ying left only about herself, not to say Lin Li didn’t wish to be the topic, but he felt after talking for two to three hours, his mom’s speech wasn’t as fluent as at the start.

Chen Yu Ying took the cue, for indeed, chatting with a boyfriend’s mother, outside the context of discussing major life events, can be quite exhausting.

"Then Lin Li, drive Yu Ying home, drive carefully, and let me know once you arrive,"

Wu Min insisted on seeing the two off downstairs, watching Lin Li drive away.

It strongly gave Lin Li the weird feeling as if he were taking Chen Yu Ying home for New Year greetings, with Wu Min reluctant to see them go.

"How was it today?" Once Wu Min was out of sight in the rearview mirror, Lin Li smiled at Chen Yu Ying.

"It was good."

"I only hope tomorrow I can also casually say ’It was good’." Lin Li nodded, then seriously yet earnestly said.

"Relax, my parents were happy to hear you’re coming over tomorrow, my dad even specially went to sharpen a knife, saying he’d personally cook to treat you tomorrow." Chen Yu Ying turned her head, sincerely said to Lin Li.

Lin Li: "O.o?"

"So special?"

"Tomorrow it’s really just him cooking, and not an innocent sleeping handsome going to Hell?"

"That I wouldn’t know." Chen Yu Ying huffed coquettishly.

"But what is there to fear!"

Lin Li immediately regained his confidence.

I still have my good dog friend Bai Bufan, if the master is insulted, the servant must die, you even need to consider the dog while beating the master!

The phone slightly vibrated.

Speaking of Cao Cao, the message in the group chat from Bai Bufan @mentioned him.

Right in time for the red light.

Lin Li picked up his phone: "It’s a message from the guys’ group @ me, I’ll take a quick look to see if you can join in or not."

Chen Yu Ying, who almost found it funny, nodded slightly in approval.

He opened the group chat.

「Bai Bufan:

1. Song Tao: drafted 67th overall by the Hawks in 1987.

2. Wang Zhizhi: drafted 36th overall by the Mavericks in 1999.

3. Yao Ming: drafted 1st overall by the Rockets in 2002.

4. Xue Yuyang: drafted 57th overall by the Mavericks in 2003.

5. Yi Jianlian: drafted 6th overall by the Bucks in 2007.

6. Sun Yue: drafted 40th overall by the Lakers in 2007.

7. Zhou Qi: drafted 43rd overall by the Rockets in 2016.

8. Wang Zhelin: drafted 57th overall by the Grizzlies in 2016.

9. Yang Hansen: drafted 16th overall by the Trail Blazers in 2025.

@Lin Li: drafted 1st overall by Studio 91 this year, debuted against Li Jingjing, and was diagnosed with premature ejaculation half a minute in, resulting in a ruined career.」

「Wang Ze: Check the replay.」

「Yang Bangjie: ’Colorful details’」

Lin Li turned off his phone screen and returned it to the phone holder.

Noticing Chen Yu Ying was still watching him.

"Indecent, you can’t see," Lin Li calmly stated, "Also, tomorrow let your dad lend me the sharpened knife, I need to kill Bai Bufan first."

Chen Yu Ying blinked; though unclear of the situation, silently nodding was always the correct choice—

"Alright~"