Chapter 1319 - 584: Is This an Unwanted Saucy Car? Well, Speak Up!

Chapter 1319: Chapter 584: Is This an Unwanted Saucy Car? Well, Speak Up!

This kind of customer loyalty is high; they recognize our skills and character. Plus, the prices at 4S shops are outrageous, while we charge reasonably and provide great service. With a good reputation, how could our business go bad?

Not to mention, when those new energy vehicles start needing repairs en masse, ha, that will be our golden era, as long as we’ve mastered the techniques! This is called laying the groundwork early, strategic vision!"

Wei Shuyun: "..."

"Learning new energy technology now is seizing the opportunity. Imagine, in a few years when all the electric cars on the street need repairs, you’ll already be a master technician. Won’t you be able to set your own hours? While others are still slaving away, you’ll already be counting your money!"

"Getting easily eliminated? That’s just for those slackers who don’t learn and just coast. Ones who get eliminated are sand, and the ones left are gold! Remember, we not only retain gold, we can shoot out gold, so what are you afraid of?

This industry will become a battlefield for elites! And we are the elite-experts in the club!

The higher the threshold, the more valuable we become, those craftsmen refined by true gold and silver. This is called separating the wheat from the chaff, and the survivors... become kings!"

Liu Men gave Wei Shuyun’s shoulder a good pat, getting worked up by his own words:

"Wei, remember, you’re not jumping into a pit, but catching a good time. Stick with me and learn well, keep your eyes on the future, and in a few years you’ll be an expert on new energy vehicle repairs, that worth, tsk tsk... The hardship now is all future investment, the future is incredibly bright! My conscience is mighty fine!"

"Civil engineering?"

"Civil engineering thinks it can beat auto repair? Come back in a few dozen years!"

"Exactly." Wei Shuyun blinked.

Now he was sure.

—Brother Liu never saw him as an outsider, but truly as a fool (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧!

"Brother Lin, I’m thinking of switching jobs, any new recommendations?" So Wei Shuyun looked at Lin Li, speaking softly.

Lin Li pondered a moment, then nodded and gave his suggestion: "Winemaker, where during work you get to jump into the fermentation tank and yeast tank to stir and trample the ingredients, fulfilling your hobby."

"Hmm..." Wei Shuyun nodded.

Now he was even more sure.

Maybe it’s not just Brother Liu who sees him as a fool.

Decided, later he’s adding (has gone rogue) behind his QQ nickname.

But that’s okay, Wei Shuyun took a deep breath, he still has pressure relief channels, just got to release all the pressure!

...

Nearing noon.

Within the auto repair shop’s internal work group.

"Li: @Wei Shuyun, a customer complained to me that when he came back for something, he saw you washing cars with a foam gun pointed at your crotch, yelling, ’Here it comes, aaah going!’ before starting to spray. Then, while spraying, you shook all over, tilted your head, rolled your eyes, and made ’ugh ugh aaah ugh aaah——’ sounds. After finishing spraying, you pointed at his car and ordered it sternly to swallow it all without spitting anything out, even calling his car a slutty car."

"Li: He feels violated together with his car, very uncomfortable."

"Li: But he’s socially anxious, felt embarrassed at the time, so didn’t stop you, pretended not to see it. As a result, the more he thought about it afterward, the angrier he got, felt like an inept husband, causing further discomfort, so he complained."

"Li: Don’t do that next time."

"Wei Shuyun: Sister! Sister Li! President Li! I’m begging you! Don’t describe this so detailedly! I won’t dare to do it again! Please retract it! I beg you to retract it! I really know I’m wrong aaah——"

"Li: I can understand young people liking to play around like this, having fantasies is normal, but please restrain yourself a bit, at least don’t let customers see it."

"Wei Shuyun: Don’t say anymore, sis, I’m begging you, really don’t say it TAT..."

"Lin Li: @Liu Men, Brother Liu, I lost a hundred million cash in the shop today, can you help me check the surveillance? I’m a bit anxious!"

"Liu Men: @Lin Li, holy cow! Lost that much? Why didn’t you say earlier? Hurry to the front desk, I’ll help you check right now!"

"Lin Li: Okay!"

"Li: Wait a moment, I just received the message, only saw the description."

"Wei Shuyun: Sis, how much will it cost to break the computer?"

"Wei Shuyun: Can anyone reply to me?"

"Wei Shuyun: Will you all remember me next year on my death anniversary?"

"Lin Li: @Wei Shuyun, Shuyun, I came by car today, could you perform this again? If you wish, I’ll pay for the shop’s car wash. Most important, my car isn’t afraid of violation; the exhaust pipe is available whenever you need, just clean it afterward."

"Wei Shuyun: Brother, I’m really begging you... just treat me as if I’m dead."

In general, due to some unforeseen mishap, Wei Shuyun realized his stress-relief channel not only didn’t work, but even brought him greater pressure.

Should have used zar to decompress...

...

"Brother Liu, Shuyun, I’m heading out, see you tomorrow."

As noon break approached, Lin Li finished today’s work, bidding farewell to the pair.

"Bro, you’re leaving now? I’ve left a while ago." The death-determined Wei Shuyun replied numbly like a ghost.

"Oh come on, it’s no big deal, we’re all like family here, even Sister Li, the only female, understands. I’ve experienced even more embarrassing things before, it’s no problem, no problem at all." Lin Li chuckled comfortingly.

"Really? So I’m not the most unlucky after all?" Light sparked in Wei Shuyun’s eyes, "Brother Lin, how embarrassed were you? Tell me, tell me."

Lin Li ☉_☉: "Just casually saying to comfort you, Shuyun, I see you take things very seriously."

Wei Shuyun: "..."

Wei Shuyun ☉_☉: "I want to jump off a building, I want to blitz the horizon from the eighteenth floor, I want to decrease my area’s property prices, the ground is rising, hey, feels cool..."

"Hey—" Lin Li shook his finger side to side, shaking his head, "Shuyun, this talk isn’t pleasant, let’s not say jump off a building, let’s say life making a sound upon impact."

Liu Men chimed in: "Let’s not say jump off a building, let’s say the king descends from the sky, furious and fierce."

Wei Shuyun: "..."

After a long time, he chuckled lightly:

"Indeed, thanks to both brothers, I won’t make a sound upon impact anymore, nor will I be the king descending from the sky."

He picked up the tow strap, using it to rub his back like elderly joy, looking up at the auto repair shop’s ceiling, quietly began to chant:

"This neck, once extremely supple, now insists on contesting with that wooden beam. Standing in the room, one end of the rope tied to the neck, the other to the beam, thus begins this strange tug-of-war.

At first, it’s just a slight upward tilt, the rope softly taut, like a cat stretching its spine lazily. But gradually, the neck straightens, akin to a bowstring fully drawn, veins like little serpents winding on the neck side, muscles beneath the skin twitching robustly, revealing a defiant strength.

The beam is immobile, having sat horizontally for years, accustomed to the comings and goings; it disregards such meager resistance. Yet the neck remains stubborn, inch by inch rising, seemingly pulling the heavy beams down into the dust, into the clouds.

Sweat beads seep from the brow, trailing down the cheeks, some dripped to the ground, others hanging off the chin, trembling until unable to bear the weight, "snap" they broke. But the neck, still battling with the beam, refusing to concede, yet unable to triumph.

This tug-of-war lacked an audience, only the rope knows the epic struggle between the neck and beam."

Lin Li and Liu Men laughed heartily.

This Wei Shuyun is truly an interesting guy, worthy of his Xiling heritage.

"Shuyun, dropping out was truly a pity," Liu Men commented.

And Lin Li nodded:

"Shuyun, didn’t you ask me about any job-switching recommendations?"

"I think maybe you could try writing web novels. Nowadays, any cat, dog, or aerial can write one, the barrier is actually very low.

Besides, your writing isn’t bad, when writing novels this way, you could easily churn out a couple hundred words, very useful."

Wei Shuyun paused.

But someone acted faster.

The tow strap was snatched by Liu Men, who smiled at Wei Shuyun, softly stating: "Wei, explain to me what Lin Li means by wanting you to change jobs?"

"Hmm?"

Wei Shuyun: "..."

Not right.