Chapter 1322 - 586: Chen Zhongping, Who Completely Skipped My Little Corner?

Chapter 1322: Chapter 586: Chen Zhongping, Who Completely Skipped My Little Corner?

Turning back, they found the other New Year’s gift Lin Li mentioned, realizing it was indeed just a human’s New Year gift. Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu were somewhat disappointed, but at least they felt relieved.

The focus of their chat then shifted to attacking the fact that Lin Li carelessly disclosed Chen Yu Ying visited his home yesterday.

Twenty minutes later.

"Hello, we’re here to visit a friend. Can you let us in?"

As the car approached the entrance of the villa area and saw the electronic barrier remain motionless ahead, Lin Li rolled down the window and shouted at the guard from the security booth.

"Sir, hello, since this vehicle isn’t registered, could you please phone the resident or have them contact the property here to confirm your visit? We need the resident’s authorization to let you through."

The uniformed guard stepped quickly out of the booth, politely informing Lin Li of the situation.

This was the guard’s job, and naturally, Lin Li was understanding and not impatiently unreasonable, taking out his phone.

In the group chat, Ding Sihan was faster, already sending a message.

Chen Yu Ying didn’t respond instantly.

Wait half a minute then. If there’s no reply after half a minute, then I’ll call her.

"Domestic security guards in villa areas or upscale communities like this are indeed conscientious."

In the passenger seat, Bai Bufan opened the window, took a deep breath of the villa area’s air—there were truly no tall buildings here, the greenery was high, the air was genuinely sweet, even sweeter than the free air at the U.S. airport.

"In comparison..." Bai Bufan continued.

Lin Li chuckled coldly at this point, expressing his disagreement:

"Not necessarily, it really depends on the situation. Some guards can be very selfish.

When I was secretly using someone else’s account to drive for Didi, thinking it’s easiest to make money off the wealthy, I went to the gates of upscale communities like this to pick up jobs. Even though the guard himself was just making money off the wealthy, he immediately drove me away, saying there’s no pulling jobs here, hoping I’d understand.

His attitude seemed nice, so I said I understood. The next day, I drove a hearse, but even though I was transporting the deceased this time, the guard tore off his mask of false courtesy and called the police on me, didn’t even bother pretending!"

"Lin Li’s comprehension skills remain comparable to a flea on a mature border collie."

Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu laughed, expressing high praise for this.

"My mistake, my mistake," Bai Bufan waved anxiously, "I was just trying to set myself up for a punchline, Lin Li, don’t steal my lines."

"What line?" Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan: "Then continue?"

"It’s disjointed now, wouldn’t it be silly to keep talking to myself?"

"How about I say and you follow up?"

Since he disrupted Bai Bufan’s setup, it would be necessary to complement it, as this was the fiery bonding of their comedy pairing.

"That works..." Bai Bufan nodded but hesitated when he noticed the curious girls in the back seat: "But it feels like damaging my image, I originally just wanted to say it to you, now they’ve noticed too."

"What nonsense are you mumbling," Lin Li glanced disdainfully at Bai Bufan, ignoring this hesitation and pretentiousness, cleared his throat, got into character, and completed his emotion in one go: "Bufan, the security guards in upscale communities are quite diligent, wouldn’t you say?"

Bai Bufan immediately switched to combat mode:

"Only domestically, it’s not necessarily the same abroad, for example, Japan’s isn’t good.

I watched a documentary before, featuring a Japanese female thief attempting theft, caught by security, yet those guards hadn’t any intentions of detaining her or handing her over to the police, ultimately just dealing with it perfunctorily.

Clear distinction."

Lin Li: "Hahaha (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧!"

Ding Sihan, Qu Wanqiu: "?"

Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu were silent for several seconds before exchanging a glance, confusedly looking at Bai Bufan:

"Bai Bufan, why do you think hearing this from you would damage your image to us?"

"..."

Silence filled the car.

It was broken by Bai Bufan’s sobbing: "...darn, you guys’ words are so hurtful TAT."

Lin Li reminded him, "Correction, dogs."

Bai Bufan sobbed: "...darn, dogs’ words are so hurtful TAT."

Lin Li nodded with satisfaction, "Yes, yes."

Ding Sihan, Qu Wanqiu: "O.o?"

Originally, they planned to invite Bai Bufan and Lin Li to attend an awesome underwater party hosted by Qu Yuan, but the guard saved them—

"Hello, you can proceed. The resident you’re visiting is this way, and if there’s insufficient parking space or garage spots, there’s a parking lot further down..."

Actually, Chen Yu Ying had also pointed out the specific direction in the group chat, Lin Li followed her instructions directly.

The internal area was indeed large, after driving for a couple more minutes, Lin Li spotted his girlfriend waiting by the roadside.

Her outfit today differed from the delicate sweetness of yesterday’s New Year’s visit to his home, leaning more towards casual and comfortable.

A purple short down jacket, its fluffy fur collar softly embraced her chin, making her complexion appear even fairer. Wu Song was right, his sister said purple really has charm.

The hem of the down jacket reveals a section of a pure white turtleneck sweater, its fuzzy texture appearing exceptionally warm.

It likely was casually chosen for going out.

Her lower body was dressed in a plaid woolen skirt interwoven with light brown and cream, the skirt extending past her knees. As she laughed, tiptoed, and waved at the vehicle, the skirt swayed slightly with a leisurely rhythm.

On her legs, still visually appearing almost naturally seamless with the skirt and feet, was a leg-enhancing device. It seemed Chen Yu Ying personally liked wearing this, and had nothing to do with Lin Li’s enthusiastic touching yesterday suggesting to wear it again today.