Chapter 2178: Leave Your Dog Head Behind (Fourth Update)

Chapter 2178: Chapter 2178: Leave Your Dog Head Behind (Fourth Update)

Who doesn’t want to excel in their studies?

Who doesn’t want their unruly kids to do well academically?

Who wants to be an academic loser?

That’s because there really aren’t any tricks.

And now, Zhang Fan, this shameless academic prodigy, is about to share some practical study tips—even if he throws a couple of jibes, it’s no big deal.

After all, there’s no such thing as a free lunch.

Endure a little pain, so be it!

In an instant, countless people turned around and returned to their seats.

No matter their age or gender, everyone sat up straight, eagerly awaiting Zhang Fan’s sharing.

Even those from Beijing University who had already left, or the dozens from prestigious schools filled with murderous aura.

They all immediately gathered seriously.

Who wouldn’t envy someone fluent in dozens of subjects?

Even if they can learn just a tiny bit, that’s enough for them.

At this moment, Li Liang also felt at ease.

Zhang Fan, this grand maester, finally did something productive.

"Do you know how old I am this year?" Zhang Fan asked, holding the microphone.

Instantly, countless people became interested.

Yes, just how old is Zhang Fan really?

And over where Xu Xingwang was, he whistled and shouted with a mischievous grin, "Leader, roughly 20 centimeters!"

???

At that moment, countless murderous glances were aimed at Xu Xingwang.

To hell with your 20 centimeters!

Do you believe I’ll smash your stupid head?

Is this the time for your jokes?

Instantly, Xu Xingwang felt his scalp go numb! He swallowed hard and said, "Just kidding, just kidding."

My goodness, how come this group has no sense of humor, ready to kill over a joke?

Facing tens of thousands, even the fearless Xu Xingwang felt intimidated.

"Haha, Brother Wangwang, joking around like this, does it really feel good?"

He Yang’s group erupted into laughter.

But soon, the group began to mutter!

"What’s the Leader up to? This isn’t his style, dithering on age at this moment?"

"Right, isn’t our Leader usually: face life and death lightly, defy and we attack?"

"I smell a sinister plot!"

"This Zhang Fan rascal, he’s definitely trying to stir up major news."

On stage, Zhang Fan shyly smiled, "Emmmm, in three months, I’ll be twenty!"

Seeing Zhang Fan’s shy smile, the face-slapping group exploded on the spot.

"Whoa, the Leader’s smile—it just feels creepy."

"+1!"

"I’ve seen this expression somewhere before!"

Simultaneously, those observing the scene took a deep breath, their eyes filled with shock.

"Not yet twenty years old?"

"Oh my god! Is this guy trying to defy the natural order? How young can he be?"

Meanwhile, those watching the live broadcast were also in shock.

Not yet twenty years old? What the heck does that mean?

This guy must be hacking.

Even if he started learning from the womb, the time wouldn’t be enough.

"So, do you all want to know the secret to my studies?" Zhang Fan grinned.

Upon hearing this, everyone held their breath.

Ears perked up, they cheered, "We want to know!"

Everyone from those watching to He Yang’s group, including Ouyang Li, Guo Xin, Bai Xi, and Ye Jingtian, wanted to know.

A swarm of reporters was going bonkers.

Furiously typing away at keyboards; headlines already prepared.

"Journey of a Genius!"

"The Learning Method of a Sub-Twenty-Year-Old Prodigy!"

Countless people clenched their fists, quieted down, waiting for Zhang Fan to speak.

Zhang Fan chuckled, speaking each word deliberately: "Actually, it’s quite simple!"

...

Countless people, like ants on a hot pan, were anxiously distressed!

Dang it, if it’s simple, just spill it.

I’ve already taken my pants off, what are you bracing for?

Li Liang, on the other hand, felt very satisfied with Zhang Fan’s way of speaking.

Why is this guy so good at everything?

You know, public speaking is an art too.

This deliberate pause of a few seconds.

I’d say the effect can be explosive.

Zhang Fan lightly smiled, "That is, read more books."

!!!

Countless people were about to lose it.

Read more books? Who are you trying to fool?

Reading books can make you proficient in dozens of subjects?

"Of course, it’s not just any kind of reading, it’s also about technique," Zhang Fan continued.

Suddenly, countless people became excited again.

"Haha, knew it wouldn’t be that simple!"

"Zhang Fan, young brother, don’t tease, quickly tell us."

Countless people urged, impatient and eager!

"Actually, not too long ago, I barely understood the subjects I’m discussing today.

I became so capable because I frantically read books only nine days ago. Stayed up seven days, seven nights. Then went out and played for two days.

Yep, just that simple!" Zhang Fan grinned.

In a blink, whether on site or those watching live, everyone frozen in the moment.

???

Not too long ago knew little?

Read seven days and nights, played two days, and ended up like this?

Just that simple?

Instantly, an invisible rage swept across the nation.

"Zhang Fan!"

"Damned Zhang!"

"Messing with me?"

"Fun, is it?"

Angry shouts erupted into chaos.

On-site, countless people stood up with a jump; fists clenched, flames seemed ready to burst from their eyes at any moment.

Damn it!

Think I’m an idiot?

Reading seven days and nights, you can master this many subjects?

Can humans stay awake seven days and nights?

Even scoundrels must die!

Right then, countless system notifications made Zhang Fan ecstatic.

Anger Value: Five billion! Ten billion! Fifteen billion! Twenty billion!

The surging speed was incredibly shocking.

Emotion Value of Anger: Twenty-five percent! Twenty-eight percent! Thirty-seven percent!

Rapidly soaring!

Regarding this, Zhang Fan’s gaze became somewhat greedy.

Not enough, not enough! Can continue to rise!

"Sit down, all sit down, no need to thank me. I’ve only done a bit of insignificant work.

Really, some things are just that simple!

Look at me, how much time spent at college, always out having fun.

Regarding this, everyone at Tsinghua College can attest.

Okay, that’s all for today. A friend called, inviting me to play games. Goodbye!"

Finishing his statement, Zhang Fan bolted away.

Anger values and emotion values continued to surge.

However, the murderous aura on site was also escalating.

One shouldn’t be too greedy.

Zhang Fan was sure, if he kept talking, the tens of thousands below would definitely tear him apart.

Thus, retreat is wise!

Yet, what Zhang Fan didn’t know is, not only the tens of thousands on site.

Outside the scene, hundreds of thousands watching the live broadcast wanted to tear him apart.

Sit down?

Sit on your elder’s lap!

Simple?

Simple, my foot!

Play games?

Play your grandma’s leg!

Next moment, even more violent angry shouts erupted suddenly.

"Damned Zhang, don’t run!"

"Leave your stupid head behind!"

"Surrender your life!"

(Hehe, here’s the fourth update. If you have recommendation tickets, toss a few this way, won’t you? After all, they’re free, having them in your pocket is just waste. Waste is disgraceful, you know. Say whatever you toss on the ground isn’t mine, whatever, I’ll beat you all to death!)