Chapter 2191: He Shanyuan, Come Out and Take Your Beating (Third Update)

Chapter 2191: Chapter 2191: He Shanyuan, Come Out and Take Your Beating (Third Update)

"Haha, such a straightforward guy, how could he have a girlfriend? And he has such a great physique!"

The shop assistant watched the three departing backs with utter rage!

Damn it, that kid just bought one album.

One!!!

Looking at the two hundred yuan in his hand, he really wanted to shove it into that kid’s mouth!

The girl clearly said all albums, though.

Bastard!

Animal!

Jerk!

Eh, why would I call someone a jerk?

It’s really strange, how did I end up like those people before?

Meanwhile, all across the country, especially in various universities, things were already exploding.

"What, the number one song is Zhang Fan’s?"

"Damn, that bastard dared to release an album!"

"What? No one bought a single one? Hahaha!"

"No way, no way! This jerk’s album, let’s go, everyone, team up to leave negative reviews!"

"Thirty seconds to reach the battlefield!"

In an instant, Zhang Fan’s originally high-rated guzheng instrumental music, scored at 9.8, started plummeting!

Nine points!

Eight points!

Five points!

Three points!

One point five!

Zero point three!

Especially those who had previously given Zhang Fan five-star reviews, each opened dozens of sock accounts to leave zero-star reviews!

Some even used their New Year money to hire the Naval Army for the task!

In the music world, countless singers watched as Zhang Fan’s guzheng score dropped to zero point one!

Faces full of shock appeared everywhere.

Zero point one?

Holy crap, it’s a world record.

Normally, even the worst songs don’t score below five!

And now, it’s zero point one!

No, no, no, more importantly, the top song on the chart has a score of only zero point one!

In an instant, countless singers burst into laughter.

"Hahaha, who is this guy anyway, and why did he get bombed like this so quickly?"

"Oh, oh, you kill me with laughter, I heard everyone left during the presale."

"You don’t know, I was right there. Thousands were there, and then suddenly everyone bolted at once, it was thrilling to watch!"

"It was clearly very good, whether the melody or the pretentious MV, it was superb. Even I have to admit, better than my own album.

But this, damn, what’s up with everyone fleeing?"

But just then, various new media platforms suddenly exploded.

"Holy crap, no way, how did this guy suddenly release an album?"

"Didn’t he just turn down the vice director of the Chinese Academy of Sciences Wang Yinlu yesterday? Said he had no time then?"

"Imagine Wang Yinlu’s psychological impact area!"

"Haha, there’s another headline. Zhang Fan this kid, is truly adorable. Zero sales, hahahaha, I’m dying of laughter."

The news media also promptly issued headlines!

"Shocking, Zhang Fan unexpectedly released an album!"

"The Birth and Downfall of a Genius! Zero album sales!"

With the release of these news stories, countless people applauded!

"Hahaha, serves you right, serves you right! That’s what you get for acting all superior!"

"Oh, I’m laughing so hard my stomach hurts, Zhang Fan is honestly just a living treasure. Skipped Chinese Academy to play music and now messed up big time!"

"Let’s celebrate worldwide! I’m going to buy fireworks! Haha!"

Students in lectures!

Workers in offices!

Parks! Streets! Cars! Apartments!

The cheering rivals that of a festival!

Universities are especially joyful!

Meanwhile!

There’s no shortage of confused people!

Tsinghua College!

The Face-Slapping Crew!

Many people wore expressions of disbelief!

"Damn, this song is by Zhang Fan?"

"Why did Zhang Fan release an album?"

"How did not a single one sell? It’s pretty good, right!"

The Face-Slapping Crew was already in a frenzy.

"Holy crap, the Leader released an album and didn’t tell us?"

"Damn, these rubbish reports, what are they talking about. Does our Leader need to cheat?"

"What the... score zero point one?"

"Black Brother, Dog He Yang, get out here! Someone’s bullying our Leader!"

"Damn it! Destroy them!"

He Yang, Han Ju, and Black Brother immediately turned on their computers to get to work!

Zhang Fan’s song!

The score began to rapidly rise!

Zero point five!

Zero point nine!

Three!

Five!

Simultaneously, countless people rushed out the door!

"Quick, get to the presale store and buy up the albums!"

"Quick, tag Ouyang the tycoon!"

Upon receiving the news, Ouyang Feng, Dong Yu, and Hua Ji burst into tears from laughing.

The first thing they did wasn’t to send people to buy albums, but to call Zhang Fan.

Ouyang Feng: Hahaha, Fan boy, even you have your day.

Dong Yu: Little Fan, Fan, why aren’t your albums selling? Want help from your big brother? Just call me ’bro’ and I’ll buy all the albums in the Capital City right away.

Hua Ji: Be humble, don’t show off too much! Don’t be cheeky!

As he was being asked relentlessly by the three, Zhang Fan’s face grew darker!

Blame me, huh?

Hmph, it’s just an album, I don’t believe it!

"@everyone! No one is allowed to touch the album!" Zhang Fan also went to several Face-Slapping Crew groups, tagging everyone!

At the same time, Zhang Fan directly called He Yang.

"First, assemble a group of people who can play music and create music. Our company’s second venture is music!"

Zhang Fan was angry.

As the Leader of the Face-Slapping Crew, how could he fall over music?

After all, he won a championship at the British Royal College of Music.

Such embarrassment!

"Leader, what was our first venture again?" He Yang was confused.

Can this be normal, without even finishing the first venture, starting the second one?

"The first venture is obviously finding a film company to invest."

???

He Yang’s lips twitched! Isn’t this something that’s been planned forever?

"By the way, what’s the location for our Face-Slapping Crew’s base? The people coming this time aren’t planning on leaving! There are over five thousand!" He Yang asked.

"You figure it out yourself!" Zhang Fan directly hung up the phone and called He Shanyuan.

Wanting to ask who He Shanyuan sold the rights to, why couldn’t they even sell a single album?

However, He Shanyuan’s phone was on another call.

Because at this moment, those eight record companies couldn’t sit still.

"He Shanyuan, explain to me who this person is!"

"He Shanyuan, are you pulling a publicity stunt? I haven’t sold a single album."

"He Shanyuan, you need to give me an explanation. Why are buyers running after seeing the MV creator?"

"He Shanyuan, I want a refund! Refund!"

"He Shanyuan, come out and take a beating!"

???

The half-asleep He Shanyuan woke up completely confused.

These people, have they gone mad?

Wait, wait, hold on, holy crap, not a single album was sold?

How is that possible!

At this moment, He Shanyuan was completely awake.

However, after watching footage sent by the eight companies, He Shanyuan covered his forehead.

Zhang Fan, this guy...

(Three Chapters sent over, goodnight, guys! Don’t forget your voting tickets.)