Chapter 1557 - 1572: Playing Dumb to Outsmart the Tiger

Chapter 1557: Chapter 1572: Playing Dumb to Outsmart the Tiger

"That’s right! Your meridians are blocked, and there are many hidden injuries inside your body. It’s obviously because of working too hard when you were young and lacking health preservation after you became sturdier. If it’s just this, it’s nothing; at most, you’ll be physically weak, occasionally unwell during windy and rainy days. But you... hehe, if I’m not mistaken, Director Liu has been struggling with intimate matters for the past six months and even Viagra can’t help you rise to the occasion, right?"

"You..."

Lin Mu seemed not to notice Liu Genyou’s face turning livid. He shook his head and continued, "Today, the severe stroke symptoms you’re experiencing have completely dissipated the little Essence Qi left in your body. Don’t even think about any intimacy in the future; whether you can survive this year is still unpredictable."

"Sir, if you can see these afflictions, you must have a way to treat them. Please save Old Liu."

Bringing two fingers together, Lin Mu gracefully moved them through the air, akin to an immortal dancing with a sword.

At first, **** was puzzled, but the next moment, the rustling sound made her cover her mouth in shock and widen her eyes. She saw the soil in front, as if sliced by an invisible force, quickly revealing numbers on the ground.

What the heck! One Yang Finger? Immortal’s Guidance? What kind of finger technique is this? It’s simply unfathomable! Unheard of!

Witnessing this scene, Liu Genyou could no longer remain calm. Having worked in public security for years, he had seen many so-called "eccentric people from the Jianghu," but they were just strong and agile ordinary people. Yet, this young man in front of him could write words in the air from two meters away, a feat far beyond his limited imagination and understanding of Huaxia Martial Arts!

"This is my phone number. If needed, just get in touch."

Without paying more attention to the two people frozen like wooden chickens, Lin Mu flicked his sleeve and gracefully left. His lonely figure, bold and stylish like snow, exemplified the demeanor of a true master! At least at this moment, Liu Genyou had no anger left, only boundless shock and a sense of gratitude he hadn’t even realized...

Wancheng, long-distance bus station.

Lin Mu walked out of the station, looking dispirited.

Putting on airs comes with a price; writing in the air isn’t like taking a piss or crap, done in moments by loosening a sphincter.

"Damn, I should’ve left a landline number, wouldn’t have needed to write so many characters."

Lin Mu yawned, coming down the mountain. After struggling to catch a long-distance bus, he squeezed his way back and now seemed like a farmer coming to the city to work.

"Sir, need a hotel?"

After just a few steps, an enthusiastic older lady approached, "Hour rooms for ten, twenty for a night, cheap and affordable, comes with free breakfast."

Glancing sideways, Lin Mu saw her heavy makeup and thighs with flab squeezed into three swimming rings. He always kept his distance from such visually offensive women. Shaking his head, he decisively refused and walked forward, not expecting to be stopped by another girl after a dozen meters.

"Sir, want to stay at our place? The environment is very good, and we even have bedding downstairs..."

The girl’s voice was crisp and pleasant, her small oval face featured delicate features. She wore a short-sleeve T-shirt and light blue jeans, perfectly outlining her youthful and graceful figure.

Encountering such a pretty and fresh girl at the bus station surprised Lin Mu, but her words piqued his curiosity, "Bedding? You can find bedding anywhere."

Seeing his interest, the girl stepped forward with an ambiguous look, "Meat ones..."

"Wow!" The innocent Lin Mu immediately realized her meaning, and couldn’t help but grin, "No need for meat bedding, haha! But, I did run around all day, feeling quite tired. Do you offer massages?"

"Yes, we do!"

The little beauty’s eyes curved with charm, "Reasonable prices, exquisite skills, guaranteed satisfaction and comfort."

"Oh! I’d like to experience that."

Bored with nothing better to do, Lin Mu had no intention of going back to the villa to face Sophie. So, he allowed the little beauty to lead him away by hand. Entering an alley, with twists and turns, the girl took Lin Mu to a two-story building.

"Is this the good environment you mentioned?"

Lin Mu felt deceived. The room was small, roughly five to six square meters, with only a single bed and no other furniture. A dusty light bulb flickered on the ceiling, the air filled with an unpleasant moldy smell.

"Uh, a massage doesn’t require all this..."

Lin Mu was dumbfounded. He came genuinely wishing to rest a bit; the massage was just a casual suggestion. Little did he expect the girl to misunderstand, stripping down without hesitation. Seeing the girl’s fairly pleasant figure, Lin Mu scratched his head, and began to wonder whether he should just play along, lest he hurt the beauty’s self-esteem.

"It’s hot, this way is cooler." The girl smiled, flirtatiously placing her hands behind her, seemingly to unhook her bra. But just then, with a bang, the door was kicked open.

Three brutish men stormed in, each robust and tank-like, with tattoos of chicken crowns exposed and thick gold chains around their necks.

"Damn, kid, dare to seduce my girlfriend? Just say whether we’ll settle this publicly or privately?"

The robust chicken crown, cigarette in mouth, arms folded, coldly gazed at Lin Mu.

Clearly, this was a trap, often referred to as "Immortal’s Leap" in many places, though this time it seemed unusual. The three men were fierce, steady-footed, their waists bulging high, seemingly carrying guns. They didn’t resemble lowlife hustlers who play Immortal’s Leap!

"Uh, what’s public and what’s private?"

Lin Mu became interested; being idle anyway, he thought he might as well mess around with them, just to pass the time.

"Simple, public means you pay me two million to compensate for my mental anguish."