Chapter 225 - 226: Conquer Them

Chapter 225: Chapter 226: Conquer Them

The man’s expression finally eased. He looked Li Yang up and down. "You’re going to examine me? Do you even know what you’re doing?"

"We’ll find out after I’ve had a look!" Li Yang said with a smile.

"Let me be clear. If you can’t fix me, I won’t hold back. I’ll be here every day telling everyone your medical skills are garbage and that you’re a fraud. And you can’t blame me for it." The man still sounded angry; otherwise, he wouldn’t have said such things.

"No problem!" Li Yang nodded. "If I can’t get you sorted out, then it’s my fault. You can say whatever you want. Hell, you can put up a billboard out here saying I’m a quack, and I’ll own it. Sound good?"

Only then was the man satisfied.

"Right this way, please!" Li Yang gestured for him to come inside.

The man nodded to the woman and followed Li Yang inside.

Outside, the group of women understood what was happening and were all snickering.

"Rongrong, is that your business partner? He’s so young! You’re robbing the cradle!"

"What nonsense. We’re just business partners," Zhang Rong explained.

"Business partners? You two seem awfully close to me," someone else chuckled.

"Yeah, he seems like a decent guy."

"And he’s easy on the eyes!"

...

The women chattered endlessly outside, but inside, Li Yang just smiled at the man. "Alright, my friend, now that you’re in here, there’s no need to be so formal. I’m a doctor. You can tell me whatever’s bothering you."

"What’s bothering me? Can’t you figure it out yourself?" the man retorted.

’Oh? Still not convinced, are we!’

This got Li Yang fired up. ’So you want to be difficult, huh? Well, I, Li Yang, specialize in handling difficult people.’

So Li Yang immediately said, "You probably suffer from frequent urination, don’t you? Especially at night—you have to get up to relieve yourself every hour or two. And I’d wager you’re only intimate with your wife once every three months, if that. And when you are, it doesn’t last more than thirty seconds."

"You..." The man’s face flushed deep red. He felt as if Li Yang had seen right through him, and it made him panic.

Li Yang chuckled to himself. ’I was trying to do you a favor and let you bring it up yourself, but you just had to be difficult. What choice did you leave me?’

"But don’t you worry..." Li Yang said, consoling him. "It’s really not a big deal. For me, especially, this is a piece of cake. I can help you solve it."

The man’s expression was still grim, but not as awful as before.

"Don’t you spout nonsense. If you can’t actually cure me, I’ll sue you for slander!"

’Fine!’

Li Yang shook his head. ’What’s there to be so embarrassed about? It’s a perfectly normal thing for a middle-aged man, isn’t it? You think everyone can be like me, Li Yang, in peak physical condition?’

"Here." Li Yang poured a cup of medicinal wine and handed it to him. "This is a pretty normal thing, you know. A lot of middle-aged men are in the same boat. After all, everyone’s busy with work and supporting their families, so they rarely have time to exercise. This is a privately formulated medicinal wine. One cup costs ten thousand yuan. A full course of treatment is five cups, and it’ll keep you going for ten years. Why don’t you try it and see if it works? This first cup is on me. If you drink it and don’t feel any effect, I won’t charge you. If you think it’s good, we can complete the full course. How about it?"

The man was skeptical, but Li Yang had pinpointed his problems with unnerving accuracy. For a moment, he was at a loss for what to do.

"Just give it a try..." Li Yang said with a mysterious smile. "Later, you can go home with your wife. She’s got a lot of pent-up fire, and you’re not able to... satisfy her. It would be a real shame if something were to happen to your marriage one day."

The man’s heart jolted. He really was afraid of that happening.

He quickly downed the cup of medicinal wine.

In that instant, a jolt shot straight to his soul.

For a moment, he felt like he was eighteen again.

"I..." He could hardly believe it.

"Go on out!" Li Yang said, jerking his chin toward the door.

The man scrambled out the door.

"Honey...?" The woman didn’t know what had happened, and seeing the frantic look on her husband’s face made her worried.

"Let’s go!" The man grabbed his wife’s hand and took off running.

"Hey..."

"Look..." someone in the crowd with a sharp eye called out.

They were all seasoned pros; one look was all it took for them to understand.

"Oh my god, did he really get cured?"

"That’s incredible!"

"Hey, my husband hasn’t been doing so great either... Maybe I should bring him over to be looked at?"

In an instant, the women inside erupted into a heated discussion.

Even Li Yang, who was no stranger to suggestive banter himself, found it hard to listen to.

’You ladies are something else,’ he thought. ’How can you be so blunt?’

Zhang Rong was all smiles. "Looks like it was a success. At the very least, you made a huge first impression."

The moment she finished speaking, another woman stepped forward to ask, "My husband’s health isn’t great either... he doesn’t last long, and he’s always tired. What could be wrong with him?"

"I always have pain in my lower back and legs. Is something wrong with me?"

...

The women quickly swarmed Li Yang, surrounding him completely and bombarding him with all sorts of questions.