Chapter 235 : Lin Li Was Truly Extremely Angry This Time

The beautiful lady was completely clueless right now, and Lin Li couldn't figure her out either.

Baseball started using groin protectors in 1874, but helmets weren't introduced until 1974. That means it took humanity a hundred years to realize that the big head is also very important.

Lin Li was smarter than humanity; he realized it in one minute.

Although the small task of kissing her forehead in Task Two was completed, there was still the small task of cooking and enjoying a meal with the beautiful lady.

When enjoying the meal, the beautiful lady had to at least chew a few times to show she was eating. He couldn't just stuff the food directly down her neck, or even straight into her stomach, right?

Wait a minute, did the beautiful lady still have a stomach?

Lin Li hurriedly checked the beautiful lady's body.

He really wasn't joking with Ding Sihan last time; Lin Li had truly grabbed a woman's stomach.

Great, it's still there. Although it's rotten, it should be usable if we make do... right?

Faced with such a scene, Lin Li smiled awkwardly. The mess on the beautiful lady's chest was entirely his doing; he couldn't blame anyone else.

—He had personally smashed it to prevent her from "resurrecting," forcing her to be as open-chested as Senior An San.

(Translator's Note: A reference to Shinzo Abe's assassination).

As long as the stomach was still there, it was fine.

Lin Li carefully searched the surroundings again, but there was indeed no head.

He didn't understand. Even when zombies went to Dave's house to steal brains, they would politely write a letter first. Why were the thieves in this world so lacking in manners?

Lin Li felt that taking someone's head without saying hello was very impolite behavior.

Was it taken by the masked person? He could understand taking the steel rod, but what would they do with this? Use it as an avatar?

But if it wasn't a person, but accidentally kicked away by another zombie, he shouldn't have searched the whole area without finding a single trace or clue.

Based on the traces of zombie flesh and blood, the dust, and the sky, Lin Li believed that he hadn't been away from this world for very long.

Headache—Lin Li's head ached.

Since things had come to this, he might as well go shopping first.

Standing there with a headache was meaningless. He could only hope to find the head later or that the system wouldn't be too strict about this.

"Besides cooking, there's also bed exercise and shopping for clothes. So the current goal is to first find a bed to exercise on and clothes to change the beautiful lady into," Lin Li muttered to himself.

After confirming his goal, he changed his title to [Breath of Demons], and Lin Li dragged his heavy body, ready to set off.

Dragging the beautiful lady to the intersection, he turned his head and made eye contact with a zombie not far away.

"Ah—"

The other party let out a low howl and charged towards Lin Li.

Lin Li stood still, but his left hand had already materialized the "Flask of Hidden Passions," and his right hand had drawn the steel rod, staring straight at the other party.

If anything went wrong, he was ready to strike at any moment.

The zombie approached excitedly, but then, at a distance of about three meters, it suddenly began to decelerate.

Because it had entered the title's area of effect.

The zombie's small eyes seemed to be filled with great confusion. After stopping, it tilted its head and stared at Lin Li. Cute.

Makes me want to sit on it and crush it.

Lin Li also breathed a sigh of relief, his body no longer completely tense. He reached out and patted the zombie's shoulder, nodding sincerely: "Hail Hydra. Didn't expect it, did you? I'm one of us."

It was good to confirm that zombies who spotted him from afar and chased him into the title's area of effect could react in time.

However, it would be great if he could get an item to upgrade the title someday. Three meters was still too short. If the range could be larger, it would be much more comfortable to operate.

Lin Li was a bit worried that there might be clumsy zombies who couldn't brake in time within three meters.

After confirming that Lin Li was of the same kind, the zombie lost interest and walked straight past Lin Li.

"Broke ass." Glancing at its accessories and finding none, Lin Li first scoffed, then smiled and waved goodbye to the other party: "Bye-bye."

Putting away the "Flask of Hidden Passions," Lin Li held the beautiful lady's hand and walked towards the street.

"Ah—"

Hearing Lin Li's footsteps, the zombie turned around. Finding a human so close to it, it excitedly pounced again.

Then it entered the title's area of effect, its expression becoming blank and stiff.

The equally vigilant Lin Li: "..."

Lin Li took a few more steps forward.

The zombie turned around: It's a human, I'll eat it!

The zombie approached: Not a human, boring.

Lin Li: Walks.

The zombie turned around: It's a human, I'll eat it!

The zombie approached: Not a human, boring.

Lin Li: Walks.

"Ah—" The zombie pounced again, and once again stopped after entering the title's range.

"Fuck."

Lin Li actually thought of Wang Ziyan at this moment.

Is this zombie playing the edging challenge with me here?

...

"Excuse me, please make way, thank you." Lin Li held the beautiful lady's hand and motioned for the two zombies in front to move aside.

But these guys couldn't understand human language, not even from their own kind. So Lin Li had no choice but to forcefully push his way through.

As everyone knows, Lin Li's hands had been sharply criticized by Chen Yuying for never being very clean.

And Lin Li indeed lived up to that. When passing by these zombies, he didn't forget to squeeze their wrists and check their chests.

Unfortunately, this one was male, and this one was a poor woman.

Two useless things.

Lin Li reached into his backpack and rummaged around. His current harvest was only a hollow gold necklace, weighing three grams at most, worth no more than two thousand yuan.

"Ah—!!"

Several zombies behind him, after leaving the [Breath of Demons] range, excitedly continued their edging challenge.

Lin Li couldn't even be bothered to look back.

According to the perception granted by the title, there were now nine zombies following his ass.

There was no helping it. Every time a zombie saw Lin Li, it would join the challenge and start edging.

Damn it, Lin Li felt like he had become that white girl sitting on the sofa with exactly nine black guys behind her.

Because he was worried that too many zombies might still cause accidents, once they accumulated to a certain number, Lin Li would use the surrounding buildings to disappear from the zombies' sight. This way, the black guys coveting him would lose their target and scatter, resetting the count to zero, and then he would start accumulating again.

While continuing to have unclean hands.

"The fans (zombies) are still too enthusiastic."

Lin Li sighed as he walked into a building.

"I'm sorry, lady. I'm a public figure, so after you're with me, it's impossible to go shopping like normal people."

Fortunately, the beautiful lady was extremely understanding. Faced with the shopping trip being interrupted time and time again, not only did she not utter a single word of complaint, but she also firmly supported Lin Li from behind, Lin Li occasionally sat on the snakeskin bag when resting.

No wonder there's always a spine behind every successful man.

Of course, occasionally there's also a woman silently giving her all.

Both are very important.

The actual shopping time had been nearly twenty minutes, yet Lin Li's harvest was meager.

It was hard to imagine that these ruins were caused solely by zombies; it looked more like the area had been carpet-bombed. He hadn't seen any decent clothes or beds, let alone valuable gold or silver.

The drop rate from the zombies themselves was higher.

Lin Li took the beautiful lady out onto the street again. At the next intersection, he saw a building on the front left that was still quite intact among the ruins.

The text at the entrance was embedded in the wall, so it was still clearly visible now—on the remaining half of the wall, the two large characters "Hospital" were written.

Lin Li's eyes lit up.

This hospital was relatively well-preserved and seemed perfectly suited to his needs.

After all, there must be hospital beds in a hospital, as well as patient gowns and white coats.

Is there anything completely legal, but if you actually do it, people will think you're sick? Answer: Go to the hospital!

As for shopping all the way to the hospital, that's called adding spice to the relationship.

"Beautiful lady, you're about to have new clothes to wear." Lin Li immediately dragged the beautiful lady into the hospital.

The interior was a mess, but that was normal. After all, in the apocalypse, the importance of the supplies stored in a hospital goes without saying. It wouldn't be surprising if it had been scavenged dozens of times.

As long as they didn't take the beds and clothes too.

Lin Li's worries didn't come true. In the third room he entered with his flashlight, he saw four hospital beds, and most of them were very well-preserved. The supporting parts at the bottom weren't severely damaged either, so they could definitely be used for exercise.

Unfortunately, there were no matching patient gowns on the beds.

So Lin Li didn't rush into bed exercise. Instead, he shone his flashlight and continued searching the hospital for a locker room or laundry room.

Because [Breath of Demons] could detect whether there were zombies behind walls or doors for Lin Li, even though he was exploring a pitch-black building alone, there wasn't much sense of horror.

However, sometimes, when the light shone on corpses that were already dead or reduced to fragments, Lin Li's heart would inevitably skip a beat.

The "Flask of Hidden Passions" was very useful at this time. It could store these emotions and also keep Lin Li calm, killing two birds with one stone.

Creak—

Lin Li once again pushed open a door with the beautiful lady.

When he saw lockers of various sizes on both sides, Lin Li realized he had found the locker room he had been longing for.

There was also a pair of women's high heels in the corner, indicating this was still the women's locker room.

That was simply tailor-made for the beautiful lady.

Shoes were also part of an outfit. Lin Li first picked up the high heels and threw them into the bag, then began opening the unlocked lockers in the locker room.

The iron locker doors made a noise when opened, and Lin Li's flashlight revealed a locker full of clothes.

A dazzling array.

Deep V-neck waist-cinching nurse uniforms, white miniskirts and high-waisted shorts, black leather miniskirts, various bras, lace gloves, and piles of brand new or opened black silk, white silk, fishnets, and hip-hugging skirts in the corner...

Lin Li: "?"

No.

Wait.

Is this right?

Lin Li rubbed his eyes. When he confirmed that he hadn't misread what kind of clothes were in the locker in front of him, he was dumbfounded.

Where the fuck am I? Is this still a hospital?

Is this really not a hospital-themed love hotel?

If it were a normal hospital and the nurses dressed like this, wouldn't the department directors be itching to stuff their beer bellies in?

Endure the hug and fuck, hate to stuff the balls.

Although it was a bit of a stereotype, no one would feel safe entrusting their illness to such a hospital, right?

Or was the owner of this locker an exception?

But when Lin Li opened other unlocked lockers, he found this wasn't an isolated case.

—There were more or less sexy decorations in the other lockers too.

He opened another locker, and a flyer slowly drifted out.

Lin Li bent down to pick it up and read it while shining his flashlight on it.

—"Ren'ai Men's Hospital."

Lin Li blinked first, then blinked again. His brain started thinking, and when he figured out a certain point, his pupils quaked.

Case solved!

"Animals! This hospital is full of animals!" Lin Li clenched his fists, his voice filled with uncontrollable anger.

He already knew what the purpose of these clothes was.

Lin Li felt angry and humiliated for his male compatriots!

Some men's hospitals would launch discounted circumcision promotions, and they were truly massive discounts. Although promotions like "half price for the second one" were also very discounted, they required finding someone to "share the skin," which was a promotion with prerequisites.

But the promotions run by these malicious hospitals would be simple, straightforward, no-threshold price cuts.

Normally, a circumcision procedure from start to finish would cost several thousand yuan, but these hospitals would claim it only cost a few hundred.

The trick wasn't that the quality was poor, or even that the chief surgeon's skills were bad—they were silent and smooth. However, once you spent those few hundred yuan and were hospitalized for recovery, the conspiracy officially began!

The nurses in the hospital would immediately put on these battle outfits from the lockers—stockings, miniskirts, low-cut tops, the whole works—and then strut around the ward.

Twisting to the left, twisting to the right, shaking their booties and bouncing their chests.

What was originally designed for children but is actually more attractive to adults?

Boobs! Boobs! It's fucking boobs!

How could young men withstand this? This thing is like a brother, one more look and it explodes!

But in the past, an explosion was just an explosion. This was the one time it absolutely couldn't explode!

Once you accidentally burst your stitches.

Sorry, the circumcision is indeed only 400, but the stitching costs 8000!

Are you going to get these stitches?

Are you going to pay this money?

Are you going to look at these stockings, miniskirts, and low-cut tops?

What if they continue to twist their booties and hand-shake milk tea after you're stitched up?

After you're stitched up and stitched up again...

Their intentions are punishable by death!

"Animals! This hospital is truly full of animals!" So at this moment, Lin Li's overflowing anger was understandable.

The angry and ferocious Lin Li, descending like a king from heaven, couldn't help but roar: "Doing this! Where is your morality? Where is your decency? Where is the address?"

Damn it, if only there were hospitals like this in reality.

Lin Li would definitely send Bai Bufan over to get circumcised, so he could go as an escort and appreciate it without any scruples.

Respect for the dead. Considering this place had already become a land of the dead, Lin Li stopped cursing.

Lin Li looked at the beautiful lady and asked: "Do you like these clothes?"

The beautiful lady didn't speak, but she made a heart shape with her hands towards Lin Li, her meaning self-evident.

"Good taste."

Adolescent boys are still very curious about these clothes, but these things are even less suitable to buy and bring home than fleshlights. They are truly something to be admired from afar but not played with.

Curiosity is normal.

Lin Li immediately picked out a large pile, held the flashlight in his mouth, and began changing the beautiful lady's clothes.

However, no matter how sexy the clothes were, wearing them on a tattered zombie aroused no desire, only nausea. Lin Li's current actions were purely driven by a troll mentality.

Looking at the results of his styling, Lin Li himself wanted to laugh.

Fortunately, the beautiful lady never poured cold water on Lin Li; her two thumbs up never went down.

Lin Li didn't forget to change the beautiful lady into high heels either.

However, the pair of shoes in the corner seemed to be too small.

But it wasn't a big problem. Relying on his excellent sewing skills, Lin Li used the fruit knife to alter the size of the beautiful lady's feet, and now they fit perfectly.

"Cinderella" didn't deceive me.

With this skill, Lin Li felt that if he ever went to prison to step on a sewing machine, the quality of the Paradise umbrellas he produced wouldn't be bad either.

Changing clothes didn't complete the task, as the shopping duration in the small task hadn't reached an hour yet. So Lin Li carried the snakeskin bag and came to the ward he had just discovered.

"Beautiful lady, I'm definitely going to make you sweat profusely tonight."

"Not because I'm very fierce, but because I broke the air conditioner."

After muttering to himself, Lin Li hugged the beautiful lady and started doing squats on the bed.

...

[Kiss the beautiful lady deeply on the forehead... and have an intense session of bed exercise with the beautiful lady (2/4)]

After a full half hour, when even Lin Li's physique felt fatigued, he finally heard the system prompt.

Squats for half an hour, system, you really are a bastard.

"Phew—"

Lin Li let out a long sigh of relief.

But at least this small task was indeed completed.

The system's consistent unreliability was gradually making it reliable.

It truly was a hearty bed exercise. In reality, other people's intense bed exercises involved clothes, pants, and condoms being thrown all over the room. Lin Li's intense performance here was similar, with the beautiful lady's body fragments being thrown all over the ward.

After piecing the body back together, Lin Li continued to hold her hand, preparing to complete the shopping task.

Leaving the men's hospital, as the sun rose higher in the sky, the outside world became brighter.

Well, as soon as he stepped out, three fans (zombies) rushed towards him.

Maintaining basic vigilance, Lin Li led the beautiful lady to continue shopping.

He checked the time on his watch; he was about thirty-five minutes short.

Lin Li continued walking through this ruined city.

He excitedly chopped off a zombie's hand, but when he cut the bracelet and found the cross-section was entirely silver inside, Lin Li was very disappointed.

What was originally worth nearly ten thousand instantly dropped to a few hundred, but mosquito meat is still meat, so Lin Li threw it into the side pocket of his backpack.

Making money is really hard work.

Lin Li walked down a street.

"Hello."

A human voice sounded exceptionally clear in the current setting.

Hearing this female voice, which clearly didn't come from his own mouth, Lin Li stopped in his tracks.

While looking for cover, Lin Li took down the compound bow slung over his back.

Looking towards the source of the voice, it was the building opposite.

He didn't see anyone.

Lin Li changed his title to [Lightning Attractor].

Besides his side, there was also a "power source" behind the wall on the second floor.

"I mean no harm," seeing this, the voice continued.

"Hello, I can also mean no harm. You're behind that wall on the second floor, right?" Lin Li looked over and spoke.

Lin Li didn't have any desire to attack. The other party was in the dark while he was in the open, yet she called out to him first. This was undoubtedly done deliberately to show her sincerity.

Otherwise, she could have just ambushed him directly.

As for pointing out the other party's location in his words, that was "showing strength."

"Hello."

Realizing she had been exposed, half a figure leaned out from behind the broken wall. Sure enough, it was still the masked person from their last encounter.

And just as he predicted, it was a woman. Her voice was quite nice, but not the delicate kind.

The two looked at each other, and for a moment, neither spoke again.

"I have a friend whose head is missing. Do you have any clues?" Lin Li broke the silence and asked.

"...N-no, I don't think so." The other party seemed not to expect Lin Li to ask this. Her body stiffened slightly, and her denial sounded unnatural.

Roll, roll, roll.

A head rolled out from the wall on the second floor at this moment and fell onto the street.

It looked a bit familiar.

Lin Li took a look, then looked up at the masked person, staring straight at her.

The upper half of the masked person's body that was leaning out retracted behind the wall parallel to the ground at an extremely slow but steady speed.

Lin Li: "?"

(End of Chapter)