Chapter 275 : Being This Uncle is Really Not Easy

"Hello Class Rep, hello Uncle, what... what is the situation now?" Bai Bufan, completely confused about the situation, didn't even dare to rub his belly too much, and asked cautiously.

Chen Yuying: "..."

To be honest, she also found it hard to clarify the current situation.

But today was definitely a happy day.

Yay.

"Yingying, you three all know each other? This... is a girl?" The woman next to Chen Yuying pulled Chen Yuying's arm, sized up Bai Bufan, and asked softly and curiously.

But Bai Bufan was standing not far from them. After hearing it clearly, he was dumbfounded.

(；☉_☉)?

What do you mean I'm a girl?

Bai Bufan didn't wait for Chen Yuying to explain to him this time. He directly bypassed the two and jogged up to Lin Li.

"Hey, pregnant women shouldn't run like this, don't hurt the fetus in your belly." An enthusiastic pregnant woman eating melons in the corridor empathized and shouted with concern to the running Bai Bufan.

Bai Bufan: "?"

"I'm not a pregnant woman! I'm a man! A man!"

Bai Bufan couldn't bear it anymore. After explaining loudly, he ran to Lin Li, grabbed Lin Li's collar and pulled it up, while questioning coldly:

"Lin Li, what... what pit did you set up for me again? What damn persona am I now?"

He originally wanted to swear, but considering there were many pregnant women here, Bai Bufan felt he needed to be a bit more civilized.

When in doubt, question Lin Li first, nine times out of ten you won't be wrong.

Unfortunately, this time empiricism made a mistake. Lin Li rubbed his brow and looked at Chen Zhongping not far away: "You ask me, I also want to ask the Class Rep's dad."

"Dad, what nonsense are you talking about!" Chen Yuying also remembered the culprit, raised her hand and patted Chen Zhongping's back heavily, saying with slight annoyance and dissatisfaction.

Chen Zhongping smiled awkwardly.

Coming back to his senses, he also realized that what he just said was a bit too extreme.

There was no helping it, who told him to see Lin Li.

This wasn't an ordinary yellow hair, this was Lin Li!

The last time he saw this guy, he had abducted his daughter to play for a whole day before coming back. The time before that, his daughter had abducted him to play for nearly four days.

The former was Lin Li's fault, the latter was even more fucking Lin Li's fault. It was simply a heinous crime, too numerous to record.

Plus, seeing Lin Li sitting at the door of the ultrasound clinic, with no adult beside him, holding an examination form in his hand, obviously not accompanying a family member, then thinking he got someone pregnant, this is very objective and reasonable, right?

This is too reasonable.

At most, it added a tiny, tiny bit of subjective emotion.

And Lin Li also stood up and walked towards Chen Yuying and the others with Bai Bufan.

"Why the fuck did you appear holding your belly? After being shouted at by the Class Rep's dad, you appeared rubbing your belly again, everyone took you for the pregnant woman I brought!"

Lin Li, who had already briefly explained the cause and effect to Bai Bufan, lowered his voice and gritted his teeth.

"Fuck? Can you blame me for this?" Bai Bufan lowered his voice even more, and because he was too helpless, he looked a bit ferocious, "I was hungry! What I wanted to say just now was 'I'm so hungry, when will you be done so we can go eat breakfast'!

"Then isn't it normal to rub your belly when you're hungry? Who would have thought this could be taken as being pregnant!

"And is there a pregnant woman like me? Do I have this ability? Or did you cause it? Are these aunties crazy? Is it really true that pregnancy makes you stupid for three years?"

Bai Bufan felt he was really innocent.

"Even an armed helicopter can be considered a gender, who dares to assume you're not a pregnant woman." Lin Li sighed.

The two had already walked up to Chen Yuying and the other two. Everyone then walked together towards the corridor chairs on the other side of the T-junction.

It wasn't appropriate to continue chatting here and it blocked the way.

"Hello Uncle, this is... Auntie?" First greeting Chen Zhongping, then Lin Li glanced at the woman whose pregnancy was slightly showing, and then looked at Chen Yuying to probe.

"Not my mom, it's my aunt," Chen Yuying explained.

"Oh, oh, hello Auntie." Lin Li and Bai Bufan greeted the woman upon hearing this.

Aunt meant this woman was Chen Zhongping's younger sister. Since they already called Chen Zhongping Uncle, it wasn't appropriate to call her Auntie (Ayi), so the two followed suit and called her Aunt (Gugu).

"Hello." Chen Shan nodded and asked curiously: "You are Yingying's classmates?"

"Yes." Lin Li nodded.

"Why are you guys here?" Chen Yuying asked curiously.

Hearing this, Lin Li didn't look at Chen Yuying, but showed the examination form in his hand to Chen Zhongping, poking the two words "Lin Li" on it:

"Uncle, I'm here for a routine checkup. I'm the one getting the ultrasound later. I didn't get anyone pregnant, really."

He read it very clearly and sincerely.

Chen Zhongping: "..."

Why is this kid rubbing it in my face?

"Ahem, got it, sorry, I misunderstood a bit just now." But Chen Zhongping wasn't an unreasonable person, and immediately apologized.

It was just that knowing the truth, he felt a bit regretful.

Although he was very disappointed and angry when he first learned this 'truth', there was indeed a little pleasant surprise—he could finally get rid of this kid!

He was even ready to share this good news with Teacher Xue.

You know, for a homeroom teacher, a class is like a Chinese horror movie. What they want to see even less than one person missing from the class is one extra person in the class.

Especially if this person was created by a student in their own class relying on their own abilities, that's even more terrifying. It's something that can really make the homeroom teacher and school leaders lose sleep all night.

What a pity, Lin Li survived.

"Lin Li, are you sick?" And Chen Yuying, hearing this, already had obvious concern in her voice.

"No, Bufan and I are just here for a preventive full-body checkup. He might be a bit sick, but I don't feel any discomfort at all."

"Oh, oh, that's good." Chen Yuying nodded.

Bai Bufan: "?"

Class Rep, Lin Li just said "he might be a bit sick", right? Are you still unhesitatingly saying "oh, oh, that's good"?

At least ask me with concern? Even just going through the motions would be fine?

"So Class Rep, you're here to accompany your aunt for her prenatal checkup?" Lin Li asked.

"Mhm." Chen Yuying nodded vigorously, then sensing Lin Li's gaze, subconsciously started combing her hair with her hand.

Going out so early, and not for playing, Chen Yuying naturally didn't wear any makeup at all, and her clothes were also casually matched.

It was just that now she felt a little bit of regret.

She should have put more thought into this.

"That's really too coincidental," Lin Li said with a smile. "To actually meet like this, it seems saying 'see you the day after tomorrow' yesterday was still too conservative."

"Actually, our family comes to this institution for medical examinations every year," Chen Yuying's voice also carried a smile, "But to be able to meet, this is indeed too coincidental."

Chen Zhongping finally found a way to vent his anger.

—He snorted heavily through his nose with a cold face, venting his frustration.

Of course, not only that.

Every year, it ends this year! Not coming next year!

Cijian Medical Examination? Our Chen family doesn't welcome you from now on! Go play in the blacklist!

A place that lets Lin Li in, bad!

Other medical examination centers in Nansang that don't let Lin Li in, good!

"Did you invite Bai Bufan?" Chen Yuying looked at Bai Bufan.

"Yes, Young Master Lin is paying for all consumption in the venue." Bai Bufan answered for Lin Li upon hearing this.

"Then why didn't you tell us?" Chen Yuying tilted her head, pursed her lips, and looked at Lin Li with slightly puffed cheeks.

Chen Shan behind them rubbed her eyes. Pregnancy really makes one's eyes blurry, she actually hallucinated Lin Li reaching out and pinching Bai Bufan's butt just now.

Ignoring Bai Bufan's "are you fucking sick" gaze, Lin Li smiled and shrugged:

"This kind of thing isn't fun. Not to mention getting up early in the morning, you also have to fast and abstain from water. Isn't this pure torture? I originally didn't plan to invite Bufan either. He took the initiative to ask me, so I just asked casually.

"And even so, Bufan is regretting it very much now."

"It's indeed as Lin Li said." Bai Bufan nodded, "If I had known, I wouldn't have come to suffer this. If I could get a refund, I definitely would have given up this morning. Who knew I would also have to experience the heaven-defying scene of being mistaken for a pregnant woman brought by Lin Li."

If you didn't want to come, I would have wanted to come even more.

Chen Yuying blinked, but didn't say this out loud.

"I see, but next time you can also ask first. For example, if we encounter a coincidental situation like today again, wouldn't it be more interesting?" Chen Yuying just said.

"Received." Lin Li brought his index and middle fingers together and swiped them across his temple. "Class Rep, have you taken a number?"

"No need, we made an appointment. It should be our turn soon," Chen Yuying shook her head, then asked: "What about you, Lin Li?"

"I'm also very curious about the answer to this question." Bai Bufan also pressed.

"Soon, the next one in the room I'm queuing for is me, probably another ten minutes or so," Lin Li explained.

"Oh, then let's wait together."

The seats in the corridor outside were more spacious. Lin Li and Bai Bufan sat on one side, and Chen Yuying, after hesitating for a while, still followed Chen Zhongping and Chen Shan to sit on the opposite side.

But Lin Li soon found that sitting face to face seemed a bit awkward.

Especially this old geezer Chen Zhongping, his gaze didn't even try to hide.

You know, now and during the National Day holiday, there was a fundamental difference.

During the National Day holiday, Lin Li was very confident, feeling that Old Chen's malice and wariness towards him were purely unfounded worries, worrying about nothing. He was upright and not afraid of a crooked shadow!

He just laughed it off.

But now...

Lin Li felt guilty.

A crooked body couldn't make a straight shadow.

So malice and wariness are manifestations of long-term vision. No wonder Chen Zhongping can make so much money.

Therefore, Lin Li silently raised his phone to the height parallel to his face, blocking Chen Zhongping's line of sight.

Chen Zhongping: "..."

Guilty! This kid is feeling guilty, right!

Lin Li felt like sitting on pins and needles.

But opening his phone and seeing what picture came into view, Bai Bufan beside him couldn't hold it in.

[Bai Bufan: What the fuck are you looking at?]

[Lin Li: In this place full of vitality, exploring the origin of life, pursuing the meaning of life, what's wrong?]

Even though they were sitting right next to each other, the two were chatting on their phones.

[Bai Bufan: Send it to me, I also need to research.]

Fortunately, the awkward scene didn't last long. After sitting for only a few minutes, looking at his phone, Chen Zhongping stood up and said to his sister: "It's our turn."

It should be the exclusive customer service or doctor contacting them.

"Okay." Chen Shan nodded and stood up upon hearing this. She didn't need help, she was only slightly showing now and it didn't affect her movement much.

"I'll wait for you here~" But Chen Yuying was still sitting on the bench opposite, looking up at the two and saying, "I have nothing to do if I go in~"

Chen Zhongping: "..."

"Okay, Yingying, you have fun with your classmates. We're leaving, brother." While Chen Zhongping was still looking for a suitable reason to refuse this request, Chen Shan had already smiled and nodded.

She didn't have that many twists and turns in her mind. She just felt that Chen Yuying didn't want to go in and wait, but wanted to chat with her classmates outside. Wasn't this very normal?

"How about... Shan, you go over by yourself, and I'll wait for you here too?" Chen Zhongping asked tentatively, "Anyway, if I go over, I can only wait for you in the family waiting room, it's the same."

Chen Shan: "?"

No, brother?

Are these two kids also your old classmates? Do you also need to catch up?

"Are you my brother? Hmm? Chen Zhongping, speak, are you my brother? Hmm? Answer me!"

Chen Shan's eyes widened, looking at Chen Zhongping in disbelief, reaching out and starting to poke his spine crazily.

"Let's go, let's go, let's go." Chen Zhongping was poked with a helpless face, leading Chen Shan towards the clinic, but still muttered irritably:

"What kind of crappy husband did you find, going on a business trip when you're pregnant. When he chased you back then, I should have gone up and given him a kick! No, two kicks! Not enough, another punch, two punches!

"Chase! I'll let you chase! Are the girls in our family that easy to chase? Don't let me find a chance, if I find such a chance again, I will definitely beat him to death..."

Chen Shan didn't take it seriously at first, but later hearing Chen Zhongping getting more and more energetic and excited as he spoke, she looked at her suddenly crazy brother with a confused face.

Her husband and her brother had a not bad relationship, often drinking and chatting together. Even at the beginning, he didn't hinder them. Why did he suddenly have so much inexplicable malice now?

Forget it, whatever.

When Chen Zhongping and Chen Shan disappeared around the corner, Lin Li slowly put down his phone, let out a long sigh of relief, and then said to Chen Yuying:

"Class Rep, you haven't been a victim of domestic violence, right? I feel your dad has a very serious tendency towards violence. Opening and closing his mouth is all about getting physical and beating people to death, it's quite scary..."

Lin Li was truly worried for Chen Shan's husband.

"Of course not, my dad is just talking, he has never raised a hand in front of me." Chen Yuying smiled and comforted upon hearing this.

"Then I'm really relieved for your uncle." Lin Li nodded and said.

Bai Bufan, who was still appreciating the origin of life beside him, glanced at Lin Li upon hearing this.

Old Chen's words were best meant for the Class Rep's uncle, and you kid better really be relieved for the Class Rep's uncle.

Finally, there were no adults around. Then Bai Bufan turned off his phone screen, patted Lin Li's shoulder, and excitedly asked the question he had wanted to ask just now but hadn't been suitable to ask:

"Lin Li, do you think when a person is still in their mother's belly, does it count as piloting a mecha?"

Lin Li: "?"

"Are you piloting your mom?"

"Mhm, piloted for ten months."

Since he answered like this, he couldn't continue scolding. Lin Li chose to give a thumbs up: "Hello, yes."

"What are your plans after you two finish your medical examinations?" Chen Yuying opposite them smiled first after hearing this conversation, then asked during a pause in the conversation.

"We don't have any subsequent plans... right? Anyway, I'm very sleepy, I definitely have to go back and catch up on sleep." Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li and asked. He only slept for over three hours today, completely not enough.

"Right, just a medical examination." Lin Li nodded, "Didn't plan to play. If we planned to play, we probably would have asked you guys already."

"I see." Chen Yuying nodded.

"What, Class Rep, do you have any plans?" Seeing Chen Yuying had no follow-up, Lin Li asked back.

"No, I was originally going to play at my aunt's house for a while after accompanying her for the checkup, it doesn't count as a plan. So I originally thought if you guys had plans, I'd see if I could join you. Since you don't, then never mind," Chen Yuying explained.

Lin Li blinked.

No plans could actually become plans. If Bai Bufan wanted to roll back to sleep, he could just roll back.

But considering this would be snatching someone from Chen Zhongping face to face, and going out to play alone after snatching, after thinking about it, he decided to let it go for now.

He was afraid he would be beaten to death by Chen Zhongping before Chen Yuying's uncle.

Although Chen Zhongping had never raised a hand in front of Chen Yuying, there were plenty of opportunities not in front of Chen Yuying.

The WeChat official account popped up a service message at this time, it was Lin Li's turn.

"It's my turn, then I'll go do the ultrasound first, to see if I'm pregnant with a boy or a girl." Lin Li stood up and said.

"Class Rep, are you accompanying Lin Li or am I accompanying Lin Li?" Bai Bufan asked at this time, "You know, I'm not very good at being alone with girls, so if you want to go in, I'll wait outside. If you wait here, I'll go in and accompany Lin Li."

Hearing this, Chen Yuying seemed to fall into thought, extending her index finger and tapping her lower lip.

"I prefer you go in and accompany him, because I'll be more comfortable playing with my phone outside," Bai Bufan quickly added.

"Okay then, I'll accompany him." This step down was neither soft nor hard, Chen Yuying stepped on it very comfortably.

Bai Bufan is indeed man's best friend, thank you.

But to be honest, whether to go in or not was actually just changing a seat to wait for twenty minutes.

It wasn't like treating the Thunder Dao Master back then, needing to hold hands to give Lin Li strength. It wasn't painful, just lying down.

So Lin Li didn't care either, just found it a bit funny, and then walked towards the clinic with Chen Yuying.

There were two female doctors in the clinic. The previous batch of pregnant women had just finished their examinations. One doctor was changing the disposable bed sheets and sterilizing.

Lin Li walked to the seat next to the sitting doctor, glanced at the name tag on her chest, and spoke: "Hello, Dr. Pan."

The doctor sterilizing not far away seemed to be in a good mood today, smiling while sterilizing.

Hearing this, Dr. Pan looked up at Lin Li, frowned with a not-so-good attitude, and said: "The family waiting area is over there."

Then she glanced at Chen Yuying behind Lin Li. Seeing that the two were so young, the girl didn't even look eighteen, her expression towards Lin Li became even more unkind:

"You young people nowadays, really..."

Lin Li: "..."

Chen Yuying behind him laughed out loud upon hearing this.

"You can still laugh? Not cherishing your own body like this, you'll have plenty to regret in the future, really." The doctor glared at Chen Yuying.

Yingbao stopped laughing, honestly lowered her head and wrung her hands.

"Dr. Pan, I'm the one getting examined. I'm not here for a uterine ultrasound, I'm here for a routine abdominal examination." Lin Li explained with a bit of a smile.

Hearing this, the doctor frowned first, looked at the computer next to her, confirmed the name on the examination form, and that the gender was male, before nodding, standing up, and walking towards the medical equipment:

"Sorry, my mistake. This girl is accompanying you. Okay, Jin Li, come with me."

Lin Li sat in his seat and didn't move, until the doctor who had walked halfway turned back and urged:

"Mr. Jin, please come with me?"

"Eh? Were you calling me? I thought Dr. Pan you were calling your assistant." Lin Li hurriedly stood up upon hearing this, then introduced himself: "Dr. Pan, my name is Lin Li, surname Lin, not Jin."

"Oh—so your surname isn't Jin?"

"Right."

"Then... who exactly is surnamed Jin here?"

"Who?"

Dr. Pan then smiled, but a smile without any mirth, pinching her name tag with both hands and pulling it hard towards Lin Li.

There were only two characters on the name tag.

"Jinlian".

(Translator's Note: Pan Jinlian is a famous fictional character known for her adultery and murdering her husband).

(End of Chapter)