Chapter 143: Do You Choose 100 Bucks? Or a Boy’s Happiness?

Chapter 143: Chapter 143: Do You Choose 100 Bucks? Or a Boy’s Happiness?

"Hmm?!"

Su Yunzhou furrowed his brows slightly, studying the woman holding a phone in front of him.

She had a pretty face and wore a tight, low-cut pink top that offered a teasing glimpse of her cleavage while baring her slender waist. Her jeans hugged her curves seamlessly, and she wore a simple pair of canvas sneakers on her feet.

Blinking her large, colored-contact-enhanced eyes, she asked her question again.

Su Yunzhou countered, "Doesn’t filming me count as an invasion of my portrait rights?"

Tao shook her head and held out her phone. "Handsome, I haven’t even started recording yet!"

Seeing his expression soften a bit, Tao capitalized on the moment. As a female influencer with a solid fanbase, she had more going for her than just good looks—she had a great figure, a sharp mind, and a thick skin.

She added in a sweet, coquettish voice, "Don’t worry, handsome, I’d definitely ask for your permission first.

"I’ll only start the livestream if you agree. Plus, I paid for a custom software that automatically censors faces. You can even pick a cute cartoon avatar you like!"

Su Yunzhou chuckled. "It seems you’ve thought of everything.

"But, can you really show me the ’happiness of boys’?"

The influencer, Tao, giggled. "Handsome, if you’re sure you want to experience it, I’ll start the stream right now!"

Figuring he had nothing better to do anyway, Su Yunzhou nodded in agreement.

Tao started the livestream. Surprisingly, there were already five or six thousand viewers online.

Su Yunzhou appeared on the screen. His face was indeed instantly replaced by a cute cartoon tiger avatar.

"Handsome, look, isn’t this avatar adorable?"

After asking him, Tao turned her attention to the loyal, cash-cow fans in her chat.

"My dears, your Tao is back! Today, I found a lucky cutie. Even though you guys can’t see his face clearly, I just want to say...

"He is very handsome!

"Next up, I’m going to take him to experience the ultimate happiness of boys. Keep your eyes peeled and join us for some fun!"

The camera started moving. The viewers in the livestream immediately began flooding the chat.

WageSlave: [Calling it now! Tao is definitely taking him for the classic holy trinity of happiness!]

PsychoCat: [The holy trinity! I want to experience it too! Sister Tao, where are you streaming next time? I’m going to camp out there!]

ProtectWifeyTao: [If she picks you as the lucky viewer, Tao would be sucked dry down to the peach pit!]

Reading the comments, Tao interacted with her chat while leading Su Yunzhou on foot to a trendy streetwear store in Taikoo Li.

The two stopped inside the shop.

Tao announced to her viewers, "This is our first stop for boys’ happiness! For thirty seconds, however many pairs of trendy sneakers he can grab, I’ll pay for all of them!"

With that, she pouted her lips and signaled for Su Yunzhou to begin.

"Uh..."

Su Yunzhou pursed his lips. "This is boys’ happiness? Buying shoes? What’s so happy about that?"

Faced with this triple barrage of questions, Tao made a cute but awkward face.

"Out of this entire wall of trendy sneakers, you don’t like a single one?"

As soon as she spoke, the livestream chat burst into laughter.

ShamelessInvincible: [First time seeing Tao look so speechless!]

PsychoCat: [Honestly, I don’t like sneakers either. I prefer married babes.]

WageSlave: [Holy crap! If he doesn’t want those limited-edition Yeezys, give them to me! That pair costs thousands!]

Seeing that this incredibly handsome guy was genuinely uninterested, Tao giggled.

"It looks like step one has failed! But that’s okay, next up, I’ll definitely make him experience a different kind of happiness!"

She then turned to Su Yunzhou. "Handsome, it seems your happiness isn’t so easily satisfied.

"Are you ready? I’m pulling out my secret weapon."

"Sure," Su Yunzhou replied casually.

The two walked through the crowd again, chatting and laughing along the way. The atmosphere was lively, and the livestream viewers’ curiosity was completely piqued.

About ten minutes later, they arrived at an underground parking garage. Tao led him straight to a classic red Porsche 911 convertible.

"Handsome, please take me for a spin!"

As she spoke, she pulled out the keys and handed them over.

Su Yunzhou looked at the 911 without a single change in expression. He just raised an eyebrow, silently asking if this was really it.

Seeing him still completely unmoved, Tao felt a bit helpless. "Handsome, don’t you want to feel the roar of the engine?"

Su Yunzhou shook his head. He really wanted to say he felt it every single day, but to spare her feelings—and because he didn’t want to brag in such a low-class way—he held back.

"I... I had some alcohol at noon," he said. "If I drive now, it’d be a DUI."

Tao looked embarrassed. She had no idea whether he was telling the truth or not.

But for the sake of the livestream’s entertainment value, she boldly leaned in close to Su Yunzhou, twitched her nose, and addressed her fans.

"I just took a serious sniff, and there really is a smell of alcohol. Based on my years of non-drinking experience, it’s definitely hard liquor."

The chat scrolled rapidly.

[Hahaha!]

[Today’s stream challenge is going to kill me with laughter!]

[This bro is completely not playing by the rules!]

[Tch! I bet this guy doesn’t even have a driver’s license, so he just made up an excuse to dodge it!]

Watching her viewer count rise instead of fall, Tao realized that she might have accidentally stumbled onto a whole new niche. The problem, however, was that she had already paid to rent the car. If they didn’t drive it, wouldn’t it be a waste?

She blinked her big eyes.

"Handsome, how about I be your driver?

"It just so happens we can drive to the next spot to experience the ultimate happiness of boys!"

Su Yunzhou gave her a look that screamed, "Do you even know what you’re doing?" He voiced his doubts, "Maybe we should just forget it. You completely fail to grasp what actually makes guys happy."

"Who says?!" Tao patted her chest, causing her ample assets to bounce dramatically. "I might not be able to guarantee other things, but after doing so many streams, my main goal has always been to make my fans feel true happiness!"

Suddenly, to string along the massive crowd of cash-cow fans in her chat, she teased playfully, "If you don’t like the next activity, I... I can..."

The fans in the livestream immediately began offering suggestions.

ShamelessInvincible: [If he’s still not satisfied, make Tao perform an XXX dance!]

PsychoCat: [Why are you so vulgar? Just having her put on white fishnets and do something suggestive is enough.]

ShamelessInvincible: [The hell did you just say? Isn’t that the exact same thing?]

PsychoCat: [How is it the same? Mine is called art! Yours is called flaunting!]

WageSlave: [Uh... only kids make choices! As a grown adult, I want both.]

Looking at the wildly confident Tao in front of him, Su Yunzhou said, "Let’s go, then! If you actually manage to make me feel the happiness of boys, I’ll treat you to a big dinner tonight!"

"It’s a deal!"

Tao opened the car door and slid into the seat, deliberately emphasizing the curve of her hips as she got in.

Sitting in the passenger seat, Su Yunzhou figured there was no harm in looking. He hadn’t expected her to be so packed with curves. As expected, any woman who could fill out a pair of jeans that seamlessly was far from simple.

Once the Porsche 911 drove out of the underground garage and hit the streets, its flashy exterior immediately drew plenty of stares.

Tao thoroughly enjoyed the envious gazes of the crowd. Driving carefully, she silently cheered herself on, vowing that she would definitely own a Porsche of her own in the near future. After giving herself that pep talk, she instantly got back into character.

"Let’s go! Moving out! On to the next stop!

"Thank you for the Carnival gift, bro!

"My driving skills are pretty okay! I’ve been a veteran driver for seven or eight years now!

"WageSlave bro! You’re so mean! I’m not that kind of ’experienced driver’! I don’t understand what you’re talking about at all..."

Sitting in the passenger seat, Su Yunzhou couldn’t help but smile as he listened to her feigned innocence.

However, seeing how hard Tao was working, he felt he ought to support her hustle. He decided that later, he would just pretend to be a little bit happy for her sake.

But what he didn’t know was that their next destination really would allow him to experience a kind of fun he hadn’t felt in a very long time.

And that was...