Chapter 153 - 151: So This Is What It Feels Like to Be the Big Boss Behind the Scenes!

Chapter 153: Chapter 151: So This Is What It Feels Like to Be the Big Boss Behind the Scenes!

"HEHEHE." Tao giggled sweetly.

She whispered a few words to a somewhat confused Lemon. A strange smile appeared on the latter’s charming face.

Su Yunzhou, however, felt nothing. He had heard this joke many times before, but he still played along and took a few random guesses.

Lin Shouqing smiled and said, "Because that senior didn’t figure out which hole it was. In the end, they went to the proctology department."

Everyone laughed, partly genuinely, partly out of politeness.

"HAHAHA."

"HEHE."

Seeing that the atmosphere hadn’t reached his expected level, Lin Shouqing knew it was time to drop something heavier.

He raised his glass, took a sip with everyone, and said, "Let me tell you guys a true story from a while ago.

"It’s also about the proctology department!

"That day, I went to the proctology department to ask a colleague for a favor. A patient just happened to come in. I thought it was just regular hemorrhoids, but I never expected... HAHAHA..."

Su Yunzhou looked at his Old Iron, rendered speechless. "Do you know what the biggest taboo in telling jokes is?"

"What is it?"

Lin Shouqing stopped laughing, but at the thought of the scene back then, a smile crept onto his face again.

Su Yunzhou said, "It’s when the listeners haven’t even laughed yet, but the teller is already cracking up like an idiot."

Hearing this, the two women smiled knowingly.

"GIGGLE."

Lemon sensibly kept the conversation going. "Brother Lin, please continue!"

"AHEM." Lin Shouqing cleared his throat, slightly embarrassed.

"After listening to the patient’s symptoms, my colleague said, ’You have an anal fissure! Have you had severe constipation lately? Or diarrhea?’

"The patient said no to both.

"My colleague frowned and said, ’Then it must be external trauma.’

"Seeing the patient stay silent, my colleague asked again, ’Are you married?’

"The patient finally opened up and said, ’Not yet.’

"’Then... have your good friend come over for a check-up too!’

"’Also to the proctology department?’

"’Go to the gynecology department for a check-up! If not there, finding me is also fine!’

"The patient paused for a moment and asked, ’Doctor, is my problem serious?’

"’The fissure hasn’t reached the muscle layer. Use some medicine, and it’ll heal in a week.’

"’And after that?’

"’Hmm? Find a smaller boyfriend!’"

Lin Shouqing played both roles and finished the joke, causing the room to erupt in roaring laughter.

A freaking smaller boyfriend! That was wild!

Tao laughed so hard she couldn’t close her mouth. She was reminded of a recent embarrassing incident involving a fake friend of hers who partied a bit too wildly and had to go to the hospital in the middle of the night to have a certain object removed. She really wanted to tell the story but felt a bit too embarrassed.

Lemon, sitting next to her, didn’t have such reservations. As far as she was concerned, tonight was just a one-time business transaction. They were all adults who knew how the world worked—what was there to be afraid of! She recalled a news article she had seen online. She hadn’t actively sought it out; it was just too bizarre to ignore.

"I saw a news story last time saying that an old man accidentally slipped and fell, and a mineral water bottle ended up getting shoved inside his body! Do things like that actually happen?"

Lin Shouqing smiled and nodded. "To be honest, when I used to listen to my colleagues tell those true stories, even as a doctor, I found it mind-blowing. Their proctology department really has pulled out a lot of things you’d never expect."

One really had to wonder if those people were missing some chromosomes to play around so outrageously. Or maybe the scumbags from San had all been reincarnated in Dragon Country.

Lin Shouqing said, "Last time, someone listened to a folk remedy and used a loach to solve their constipation problem. He even went out of his way to buy a huge one, which ended up causing an abdominal rupture and severe bleeding..."

Following his words, everyone felt a vivid, disturbing image forming in their minds.

Su Yunzhou waved his hand in disgust. "Old Iron, stop talking. You’re too disgusting!"

The two women also waved their hands repeatedly.

"Brother, that really is a bit disgusting!"

"The world is truly a vast place full of strange things. Your proctology department is way too laid-back!"

Lin Shouqing raised his glass and said, "I’m not in the proctology department, I’m in..."

"Not important!" Su Yunzhou interrupted. "Don’t talk about hospital stuff anymore tonight. As expected, the scale of doctors’ conversations is something us ordinary people just can’t handle."

After that, the conversation finally became a bit more normal. About five or six minutes later, Old Wang called to say he was almost there. Lin Shouqing had the waiter bring an extra chair and a menu.

"KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK."

The door opened, and the belated Old Wang walked in. Seeing that there were two beautiful women who were easily an eight out of ten, he immediately toned down the dirty jokes that were on the tip of his tongue.

"President Su, President Lin, sorry I’m late!"

Su Yunzhou greeted him with a smile.

Lin Shouqing handed over the menu. "Here, see what else you want to add."

Old Wang politely added one meat and one vegetable dish. His eyes lit up when he saw the ten-year-old Flying Fairy Moutai resting on the table. There was no doubt that this liquor was sponsored by President Su.

The waiter handed him a decanter. He picked up his cup and said, "I originally thought that since I’m late, I should penalize myself with a whole pot. But since we’re drinking such expensive Moutai today, I can’t let it go to waste. I’ll just have to savor it slowly."

Businessmen were indeed particular about how they spoke. These words not only flattered Su Yunzhou but also left an easy out for himself.

Lin Shouqing teased, "Old Wang, savor it. Savor it carefully!"

Old Wang chuckled. "I’ll penalize myself with three small cups first, and then I’ll go around the table one by one."

With the addition of the old goofball Old Wang, the atmosphere at the dinner table became even livelier.

This guy’s jokes were much more Advanced than Lin Shouqing’s. His choice of words was incredibly bold yet extremely cunning, always managing to cleverly conceal all the underlying dirty meanings. He made the two women giggle continuously, which in turn led them to drink quite a bit of alcohol.

Old Wang was a shrewd man. Looking at where the two women were seated, their restrained demeanor, and their proactive gestures of serving tea and passing chopsticks, he knew exactly what was going on. At the same time, he was deeply envious. It was truly great to have a brother like this. President Su was rich now, and he genuinely brought you along for the ride.

He had seen plenty of people who, after getting rich, would constantly show off and act arrogant. At that point, what freaking brothers? From then on, you were nothing but their lackey. They’d expect you to go wherever they told you to go, and if they told you to smile, you’d better not pull a long face.

But people like President Su were truly rare. So rare that you could count them on one hand—it almost felt unbelievable.

As the dinner progressed, Lin Shouqing asked, "Old Wang, it’s the weekend today. What were you busy with?"

Old Wang put down his chopsticks and said, "The company got a huge project. An investment firm needs a design, and they need it urgently, so I have to personally keep an eye on it."

"Not bad! Wishing you a prosperous business!" Lin Shouqing raised his glass and took a sip with him.

Old Wang smacked his lips and suddenly sighed, "Brothers, let me tell you about that company’s beautiful female boss. I met her once a couple of days ago, and her aura and looks are completely on par with celebrities."

Lin Shouqing thought of Old Wang’s taste back at the Business KTV and gave him a ’whatever you say’ look.

Old Wang pulled out his phone. "Don’t you dare doubt me. Let me tell you, this beautiful boss recently did something that caused a sensation across all of Rongcheng."

As soon as he finished speaking, everyone cast curious glances at him. Gossiping was human nature, after all. But as Old Wang recounted the story and played the video, everyone gasped in amazement.

"Wow! This female boss really is gorgeous and classy, and she has such good luck too! I’m genuinely envious!"

"Yeah! It’s simply unbelievable that she actually won a ten million grand prize!"

"I always thought that scratch-off lotteries and the like were all bullshit. I didn’t expect someone would dare to livestream claiming the prize."

Hearing this, a meaningful smile played at the corners of Su Yunzhou’s lips.

He thought, "So this is what it feels like to be the mastermind behind the scenes! This feeling... is freaking awesome."