Chapter 167: For the Clue to My Parents, This Ass Must Be Seen

Chapter 167: Chapter 167: For the Clue to My Parents, This Ass Must Be Seen

"You... you..." Su Feng stared at Ye Feng, trembling with anger, her eyes red-rimmed.

Su Youning, who was behind her, quickly said, "Please help Sister Feng. Don’t be mean to her!"

Ye Feng looked at Su Youning and said with a grin, "If you want me to treat her, that’s fine. Just take off your mask and let me get a good look at you."

Su Youning hastily backed away and said in a panic, "Don’t you bully me, either!"

’This is driving me crazy,’ Ye Feng thought. ’If I married a girl with a personality like this, I probably wouldn’t even have the heart to lay a hand on her.’

He turned his head to Su Feng and said, "Since Ningning pleaded for you, I’ll solve this little problem of yours."

Hearing this, Liu Wentao and Zhang Liang, who were standing by the door, felt their eyes light up. They quickly pulled out their small notebooks, ready to take notes, but Ye Feng’s next words nearly made them collapse.

Ye Feng spoke in a deadpan voice, "Go home, buy a couple of large-sized diapers, and wear them. Change them five times a day. Problem solved. What’s the big deal?"

The two men didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. ’That’s it?’

Su Feng was so furious she could have exploded. ’He’s just messing with me!’

She knew Ye Feng was still angry. Gritting her teeth, she dropped to her knees with a THUD and pleaded bitterly.

"Ye Feng, I truly know I was wrong! I’m begging you, please forgive me!"

Ye Feng bent down to look at her and asked with a grin, "Are you going to pull any more tricks in the future?"

"No more tricks."

"Are you going to get in the way of me and Ningning anymore?"

"I won’t get in the way."

"Mm, that’s a good girl." Ye Feng finally nodded. "Get up. Climb onto the stove, stick your butt out, and face away from me."

’Climb onto the stove? And stick my butt out with my back to Ye Feng? Just the thought of that position... it was so damn suggestive.’

Su Feng looked at Ye Feng, about to explode with rage. "Ye Feng, I’m telling you, a warrior can be killed, but not humiliated...!"

Ye Feng said with a grin, "Cut the crap. I can either treat you, or you can get the hell out!"

"You..." Tears of anger streamed down Su Feng’s face.

She really wanted to just storm out, but when she felt the constant dripping from down below, all the fight went out of her. She gritted her teeth, walked over, and climbed onto the stove, sticking her rear end out.

In that moment, she could have died from shame and indignation.

Behind her, Ye Feng chuckled, raised his right hand, and smacked her right on the butt.

What no one saw was an ox-hair-thin silver needle shooting out at the same time.

Su Feng let out a pained shriek, shot upright, and roared furiously at Ye Feng, "Ye Feng, even now, you’re still humiliating me! You bastard!"

Ye Feng said with a grin, "Who’s humiliating you? I’m treating you, okay?"

"Bullshit! Is this how you treat someone? You’re clearly just humiliating me! Ye Feng, I’ll kill you!" Su Feng cried, about to charge at him.

"Stop right there!" Ye Feng snapped, glaring at her. "Feel for yourself and see if it’s still leaking."

"Do you even need to ask? Of course it’s still..." Su Feng roared, her eyes red. But in the next moment, she froze, her mouth hanging open, unable to speak.

Seeing Su Feng stunned, Su Youning, who was behind her, quickly asked, "Sister Feng, what’s wrong?"

Su Feng looked at Su Youning and exclaimed excitedly, "Ningning, it really stopped leaking! It’s really better!"

Her words stunned everyone present. Behind them, Liu Wentao, holding his pen and notebook, stared blankly at Ye Feng.

’We haven’t even started taking notes, and you’re already done?’

’Curing a complicated illness with a single slap? Are you kidding me!’

Zhang Liang was the first to react. He looked at Ye Feng and said excitedly, "Master, your medical skills are exquisite! We can only look on in awe. I’m truly impressed!"

Su Feng snapped out of it and quickly ran out to change her clothes.

"Thank you!" Su Youning said, looking at Ye Feng, her eyes full of mirth.

Ye Feng looked at her and asked with a grin, "How are you going to thank me?"

But Su Youning, as innocent as a blank sheet of paper, completely missed the suggestive undertones in his words. She shook her head and said, "How do you want me to thank you?"

"Take off your mask and let me see!" Ye Feng said with a grin.

Su Youning jumped back in fright, her eyes wide with panic as she cried out, "Don’t you bully me!"

’Here we go again!’

Ye Feng felt his patience wear thin. ’At this rate, when am I ever going to see that letter on her butt?’

’Just the thought of making a girl as pure as a blank slate take off her pants made even Ye Feng feel like a pervert.’

’But it couldn’t be helped. For the sake of the clue about his parents, he had to see that butt.’

’But she won’t even let me see her face right now. Seeing her butt is clearly going to be a long and arduous journey.’

But a moment later, Ye Feng had an idea. He thought to himself, ’Let’s see if you keep that mask on when you eat.’

’Once you take off your mask, I’ll have broken through your first line of defense.’

However, what happened next left Ye Feng dumbfounded.

Su Youning placed the food on the table, then took a bowl of rice and went straight into her bedroom. Into her bedroom!

’Even if she takes off her mask in there, I still can’t see her! Damn, that’s taking it a bit too far!’

Ye Feng gritted his teeth. ’Today, I absolutely have to see what you look like without that mask.’

Just as Ye Feng was about to head over, a roar echoed from downstairs. "Ma Hong, get your ass out here!"

Immediately after, Su Feng rushed in, her face pale, and shouted, "Second Uncle, Second Aunt, someone’s here at Hundred Herbs Hall to cause trouble!"

Hearing this, Yao Qing slammed her chopsticks on the table with a CRACK and roared, "Someone dares to cause trouble at my Hundred Herbs Hall? Do they really think we’re pushovers they can just step on whenever they want? Well, we’re not!"

"Su Feng, call security and have them throw this troublemaker out."

"If they don’t listen, just knock them flat!"

Su Feng’s face paled. "Second Aunt, we can’t! This person is not someone we can afford to offend!"

Yao Qing shot to her feet and declared arrogantly, "So they’re not to be trifled with, but I am? Let’s hear it. Tell me who this big shot is. Let’s see if they have what it takes to intimidate me!"

Su Feng quickly said, "He... he’s the butler of the Prefect of Nanjun..."

The moment Su Feng finished speaking, Yao Qing deflated like a tire with its valve core pulled out. She sank limply back into her chair, her face turning pale. "Okay," she said, "so they actually *can* intimidate me."

A moment later, she snapped out of it and stared at Su Feng. "Wait, how did we manage to offend the Prefect’s family?"

Su Feng’s face was ashen. "Here’s what happened. Yesterday, the Prefect’s daughter, Zheng Ruotong, came here to get some medicine for a cold. But today... she stopped breathing. The butler brought her body here and is demanding an explanation..."

"We treated someone to death? And the Prefect’s daughter, no less! Heavens, we’ve caused a cataclysmic disaster!" Yao Qing shrieked, her face turning deathly white, all traces of her earlier arrogance completely gone.