Chapter 310 - 156: The Greatest Game Experience in History

Chapter 310: Chapter 156: The Greatest Game Experience in History

Su Ran said nothing, just smiled as he watched Shan Weizi’s bashful expression.

Lou Shishi said admiringly, "Piaopiao, take the first and last character of each line of this poem and put them together. Then you’ll know what Su Ran’s poem is about."

"First and last characters?" Liu Piaopiao murmured, resting her chin on her hand as she sounded it out. "Shan... Wei... zi... come... and... keep... me... company!"

’Heh~’

Liu Piaopiao chuckled and crossed her arms. She looked across and said, "Are you that bored? Asking my daughter to keep you company? In your dreams! Since you can’t sleep, why don’t you come over? We’re talking about you anyway. Come on over and the three of us can gang up on you for a while."

"You think I’m stupid? If I came over, you’d just hit me again. Not coming. Bye, going to sleep."

Su Ran closed the window. The three women’s cheerful laughter could be heard from outside.

...

Back in bed, he picked up his phone to check the game’s progress. The group chat had blown up, filled with their bad reviews.

BEEP BEEP BEEP.

Xiao Wanqing: [Su Ran, what kind of perverted app is this? To complete a task, I have to take a picture of my legs to level up? And wearing black stockings gives more EXP than white ones? What the hell?]

Su Ran: [It’s for the game character. Just take it. Once you do, you’ll level up.]

Xiao Wanqing: [If I take it, what if it asks me to take pictures of other places next time? What do I do then? I’m not taking it. What if it gets leaked? How could I face anyone?]

Su Ran: [The game’s terminal is with me. I’m the only one who can see it, so don’t worry. And look, a picture of your thighs in black stockings is 200 Gold Coins. That’s not bad.]

Xiao Wanqing: [Fine, fine, I’ll do it. What a stupid game.]

A moment later, Su Ran received Xiao Wanqing’s task photo. Her ridiculously long legs passed the task, earning her 200 Gold Coins.

BEEP BEEP BEEP.

Xiao Wanqing: [Whoa, I can actually cash it out.]

Su Ran: [Of course. Keep completing tasks. Go for it! Try to grind your way to Empress as soon as possible.]

Xiao Wanqing sent a determined-looking emoji.

BEEP BEEP BEEP. Next up—Aina.

Aina: [The task is for me and Xie Yiren to perform a snake dance for the tyrant? Are you the tyrant?]

Su Ran: [That would be Us.]

Aina: [I suspect you’re the one assigning these tasks.]

Su Ran: [They’re system tasks. Fair and impartial. I would never abuse my authority.]

Aina: [Alright, for 500 Gold Coins, I’m doing it.]

Aina and Xie Yiren changed into exotic, midriff-baring outfits, put on veils, and screen-recorded their tribute snake dance on their phones, uploading it to the game as an offering to the tyrant.

Su Ran could watch it on his phone, or he could use the VR perspective in his system inventory.

’Of course I’m using VR!’

The super-realistic perspective made him feel like he was right there, like a tyrant lounging on the dragon bed, watching two exotic beauties sway their serpentine waists in a dance before him.

The life of a Divine Rich is rich and colorful.

Aina’s dancing was beautiful. Combined with the VR, it really got Su Ran stirred up. This was the kind of tech every otaku loves.

’This is amazing.’

’However, I do have one small suggestion,’ Su Ran thought. ’It’d be perfect if it had haptic feedback. That way, next time I’m watching a dance, I, the tyrant, could reach out and cop a feel.’

’The experience is what’s important!’

BEEP BEEP BEEP. Next up—Liu Jinyu.

Liu Jinyu: [I could kill you, you rotten little brother! You’re up to no good! What kind of tasks are these? They’re so embarrassing!]

The level-up task Liu Jinyu had drawn was—to attend to the tyrant in his chambers.

Right then, Su Ran was all fired up. He really wanted Liu Jinyu to come attend to him, but they were too far apart. There was nothing he could do.

Su Ran: [We’ll save this task for later. You can’t complete it right now. Take another one.]

A moment later, Liu Jinyu messaged him again: [Are you messing with me?]

Su Ran: [???]

Liu Jinyu: [The task is for me to put on black stockings and record myself playing with a bottle of nutritional drink with my feet?]

Su Ran: [It’s 1000 Gold Coins. Isn’t that tempting?]

Liu Jinyu: [That’s not it, you... this is just too...]

Su Ran: [It’s nothing. It’s just a task.]

Liu Jinyu: [Fine! This big sister will just pretend that nutritional drink is you. I’m going to go put on the black stockings.]

Su Ran: [Go on, Sister Jinyu. (smile)]

A little over ten minutes later, Su Ran received a 3-minute and 12-second task video that Liu Jinyu had uploaded to the game.

A mature beauty in black stockings, playing with the nutritional drink in a way that was both innocent and seductive.

Su Ran really couldn’t take it!

He finished watching.

Su Ran was numb.

’Mmm... this really makes me want to be a tyrant,’ Su Ran thought. ’Seriously, it’s a man’s instinct.’

’This game is too awesome.’

But Su Ran still had a suggestion for the game—realism.

[Ding! The system has received the host’s feedback. The Tyrant Game will be optimized and upgraded to version 2.0 soon. Please look forward to it.]

*Phew...*

Well, that was that. All four girls had gone offline to sleep, leaving Su Ran alone to toss and turn. This Tyrant Game was really keeping him up at night!