Chapter 2954: Drag Him Out to Feed the Pigs

Besides, if she didn’t flirt with handsome guys now, when was she ever going to?

And it wasn’t just one handsome guy—add in a few groomsmen and that was a whole pack of hotties.

So the moment Xiao Lang and the others reached the door, they were aggressively blocked by a crowd of women.

"Red envelopes first!" The ladies all stretched out their hands, and Xiao Lang hurriedly told the groomsmen to hand out red envelopes.

He’d prepared a ton of them, as many as they wanted. This round was no problem for him at all.

The ladies were satisfied after getting the red envelopes, but if he wanted them to let him through, that still wasn’t enough.

"The groom has to answer three questions correctly before he passes." Xiaohan, squeezed up front, shouted loudly.

Xiao Lang winked at her, meaning: we’re such good buddies, open the back door for me, will you?

Who knew Xiaohan would shout even louder, "Groom, even if you keep flirting with me, I still can’t abuse my power for personal gain!"

"Ooh, the groom is flirting! The groom is flirting!"

A bunch of women instantly started hooting and hollering, and Xiao Lang immediately straightened his face, putting on a "I’m super serious" expression.

Li Mingxi, sitting in the room, could see what was happening outside.

There was a camera installed at the bedroom door; she watched Xiao Lang’s deadly serious act on the computer and laughed so hard she almost died.

The groomsmen refused to be outdone—when the women heckled, they heckled too. No one knew what exactly they were yelling, just that it was loud enough to drown out the ladies’ voices.

Xiao Lang thought, these groomsmen are really on point. Hope they’re just as on point blocking drinks for me tonight...

The whole group was competing to see who could yell louder, as if they were about to bring the entire villa down.

Downstairs, Ruan Tianling quickly covered Jian Yufei’s ears. "I think we’d better wait in the car."

He didn’t want his Little Princess being blasted by all that noise.

Jian Yufei shook her head, looking excited. "No, this is so much fun. Our wedding wasn’t this fun at all."

Ruan Tianling instantly felt miffed and snorted coldly, "So you’re saying the wedding I gave you wasn’t good enough?"

"Huh? What did you say?" Jian Yufei played dumb.

Ruan Tianling leaned in close to her ear and bit it, gritting his teeth. "You’re嫌弃 the wedding I gave you, is that it?"

Jian Yufei put on a panicked face. "Oh no, my ears can’t hear anymore, I must’ve gone deaf."

"Perfect. Let’s hurry outside, get away from the noise, and your ears will be fine."

Jian Yufei dropped the act and burst out laughing. "I’m not going. If we go out, I won’t be able to hear what they’re saying."

Ruan Tianling smiled helplessly. Just then the noise upstairs died down, so he didn’t force her to leave.

...

"What three questions? Ask away." Xiao Lang looked completely fearless.

Xiaohan took out a sheet of paper, unfolded it, and read from it.

"Listen up. First question: which part of the bride’s body do you dislike the most? You have to name one, at least one. If you don’t answer, it doesn’t count as passing."

Xiao Lang: "..."

Who the hell came up with this question—drag them out and feed them to the pigs.

The groomsmen all looked at Xiao Lang with sympathy. This was a question he absolutely could not answer—if he said it now, the bride would make him pay for it later!

Xiao Lang knew he couldn’t answer either. He hesitated for a moment, then asked, "How much to bribe my way past this question?"

Everyone: "..."

What are you, some nouveau riche or what!

Xiaohan’s heart wavered for a second, but then she clenched her teeth, sacrificing her wallet for righteousness. "You can’t bribe your way out! You have to answer!"

Don’t be fooled by how righteous she sounded—inside, she was crying.

What a golden chance to milk him, and yet with so many people watching, she couldn’t exactly take a bribe in broad daylight...