Chapter 2955: I Don’t Like Her Stomach

Unable to be bought off with money, Xiao Lang was at a loss.

He looked at the groomsmen beside him, and only Li Mingchen had an idea for him.

"Brother-in-law, just say you’re not satisfied with my sister’s height. Anyway, I’m not very satisfied with it. She’s too tall, and when she wears high heels, she’s almost as tall as me."

"Are you sure if I say that, your sister won’t get mad?" Xiao Lang retorted.

Li Mingchen laughed, "She probably won’t. Talking about height is better than talking about other body parts, right?"

Xiao Lang said helplessly, "But I really like her height."

Li Mingchen cleared his throat, lowered his voice, and said, "Bro, can’t you just pretend not to like it?"

"But I really do like it."

"Forget it, blockhead! Then come up with something yourself!"

"Have you thought it through? Hurry up, or it’ll delay the lucky hour!" Xiaohan reminded them.

Xiao Lang looked up, curved his lips into a smile, and said, "I’ve got it."

"What’s the answer?"

Everyone was watching him, curious about what he would say.

Xiao Lang smiled and said, "The part of her body I like least is her stomach. Because sometimes her stomach can’t hold food, and when I see her unable to eat, I really don’t like her stomach."

"Oh, MY GOD! That answer was perfect!" Li Mingchen applauded and cheered.

The other groomsmen immediately started to chime in.

"I don’t like your stomach because sometimes it makes you unable to eat!"

"I don’t like your eyes because they can see other men besides just me..."

"I don’t like your eyelashes because they’re always falling into your eyes, making you uncomfortable..."

"I don’t like your..."

"Okay, that’s enough!" Xiao Lang stopped their senseless moaning, "Let’s start with the next question."

Xiaohan laughed and read out the second question: "If your child and wife fall into the water at the same time, who would you save first? Note that neither your wife nor your child can swim, and there’s no one around to help you."

Everyone burst into laughter; that old cliché of a question had been dragged out again.

This time, however, it was altered from mother to child, because Xiao Lang doesn’t have a mother.

Xiao Lang thought this was a non-issue: "I have two hands, one to save each, saving them both simultaneously."

Xiaohan was dumbfounded, is that even possible?

"What if they’re far apart?"

Xiao Lang sharply retorted, "Does that count as a third question?"

The groomsmen quickly chimed in: "This question is over, it’s over! Move to the next one!"

"Alright, we’ll say you passed this one. Last question, after marriage, who should do housework and take care of the kids? Do you expect your wife to do it, or will you do it yourself?"

One of the groomsmen helped answer, "Both should do it together!"

But Xiao Lang answered without hesitation, "I’ll do it."

"Are you sure?" The women asked loudly.

Xiao Lang nodded, "I’m sure!"

The women envied Li Mingxi’s good fortune, while the men admired Xiao Lang’s courage, though they couldn’t fully agree.

Li Mingchen patted his shoulder, "No wonder my sister agreed to marry you; you really do have some extraordinary qualities."

Xiao Lang: "..."

Xiaohan happily announced, "Congratulations, you’ve successfully passed the first round!"

"Hey, what do you mean by ’first round’?!" A groomsman asked in horror.

Xiao Lang was also horrified, could there be another round?

Xiaohan mischievously smiled and said, "There’s one last round inside, it’s the bridesmaids’ round. If the groom passes the bridesmaids’ round, he can take the bride away."