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Chapter 941: Extra 14 – Wedding 2
Zhao Yu rushed in with several garment racks filled with women’s clothes and dresses, some of which Guan Yu and the others had just bought in the past few days.
“Now, the challenge is no longer as simple as just answering questions! You all need to make some reasonable sacrifices to ensure this wedding goes smoothly.”
Jiang Lu: “For example?”
With a wave of her hand, Guan Yu said, “For example, Mu Qiu wants to see your groomsmen group wearing little skirts right now!”
Li Yang crouched down in disbelief: he knew it! As soon as he saw the skirts, he knew something was off!!!
Refusing to face reality, Li Yang held his head while Shi Yuhuai and Jiang Lu were ready to turn around and run, leaving only Jiang Kai howling.
“Do we really have to?! Why make things difficult for us? Why not just trouble the groom?!”
About to flee the scene, Jiang Lu thought that wasn’t a bad idea.
So the two of them teamed up to push Cheng Zhirang into the middle.
“Let him wear it! Mu Qiu will be the happiest seeing him in a little skirt!”
Cheng Zhirang had a face full of helplessness, looking to Mu Qiu for salvation.
She held back her laughter and said, “Hey, don’t make it hard for the groomsmen; the groom can only look handsome today. Also, Brother Huai, where do you think you’re sneaking off to?”
With quick reflexes, Shu Ran pulled him back and personally picked out a ballet dress to present to him.
“Come on, let me give you a different life experience.”
Shi Yuhuai struggled desperately, running around the room while Shu Ran chased him with the dress in hand.
The others were easier to deal with. Guan Yu directly pinned Li Yang down and wrapped a leopard print skirt around his waist.
Zhao Yu focused on Jiang Kai; one of them was a friend of the bride, the other a friend of the groom, so it was fitting, just not that familiar. Zhao Yu grabbed a dark green slit dress and awkwardly cornered him but was hesitant to proceed.
Jiang Lu, surprisingly easy to deal with, stood before Mu Yin, who was holding a pink tutu, looking rather embarrassed. She blushed and called out “Teacher Jiang Lu,” and he willingly took the dress and even chatted a bit.
“Does your sister usually wear dresses like this?”
“Huh? I should think… not.”
“You don’t know?”
“I know she doesn’t normally wear them, but maybe she does when she’s with her husband?”
Jiang Lu raised his eyebrows in surprise, glancing at Mu Qiu, who was smiling mischievously in the middle of the bed.
Mu Qiu didn’t notice his gaze; she was watching the room in chaos and listening to Li Yang’s screeching voice with delight. After laughing enough, she called out to Cheng Zhirang.
“Brother Cheng, shouldn’t you be looking for the shoes? Why are you just standing there watching me?”
“You’re really beautiful today.”
He paused for a bit and amended, “You’re always beautiful, but especially today.”
Mu Qiu’s eyes curved as she laughed.
Li Yang, subdued at his feet, was listening and felt like dying from irritation: “Brother Cheng! We’re all suffering for you! Hurry up and find the shoes!”
Can’t the romance wait for after the wedding, hiding in a room to chat? Why does it have to be now!
“Ahhh—Sister Guan Yu! The zipper stuck my flesh!!!”
Guan Yu chuckled awkwardly, “Sorry, sorry, the skirt was a bit small. But how come such a beautiful leopard print skirt looks like a Sun Wukong costume when you wear it?”
Li Yang: “……”
Mu Qiu couldn’t help it, covering her mouth as she trembled with laughter.
The four forced into punishment wore beautiful little dresses, each looking hilariously strange, especially Shi Yuhuai with his face of utter despair, and Li Yang with his seemingly shy, cross-legged stance, making everyone burst into laughter.
Guan Yu laughed loudly while raising her camera to take photos: “Come on, look over here! Hahaha! I’m sorry, this is a historic moment! Li Yang, stand straight, will you!? Learn a bit from Brother Jiang Lu; he’s wearing a tutu as if it’s his original cosplay outfit.”
Standing up straight makes you look even more like Sun Wukong, haha!
After the photos, the four quickly got rid of the dresses and tossed them aside.
Li Yang: “Quick, everyone, start looking for the shoes! They have a whole sheet of plans to torment us!”
“Let’s look, let’s look, if we find them, we lose! Search while listening to the requests; maybe if we amuse them, the shoes will come out by themselves!”
Guan Yu unfolded a paper and handed it to Zhao Yu.
It was truly a long shopping receipt, dizzying to behold.
Zhao Yu tried to find a game that wasn’t too difficult.
“Next, the speaker will randomly play a recital of classical Chinese. Please translate the entire passage within two minutes after it finishes playing.”
Jiang Lu, rummaging through the bathroom for the wedding shoes, peeked out, thinking he misheard: “What?”
Jiang Kai, still tangled under the bed, said, “I’ve heard of playing English listening exercises, but didn’t expect classical Chinese auditory… Who here is good at classical Chinese?”
Li Yang and Shi Yuhuai secretly took a step back.
Cheng Zhirang thought for a moment, then asked, “There’s no need for a hundred percent accuracy, right?”
Mu Qiu leaned on her hand, watching him with keen interest: “It’s okay if it’s not a hundred percent accurate?”
“Whether the translation is right isn’t the problem; I can use the whole text to praise you.”
Mu Qiu: “…You’re really something.”
The others were also amazed by his approach; Zhao Yu hadn’t objected yet when Jiang Lu and Li Yang began their ardent improvisation.
“I understood this article—it says: Today, the bride is breathtakingly beautiful, her eyes incredibly stunning.”
“The bride is so beautiful she could ascend to the heavens! Such great complexion! Makeup is done well! Hair styled perfectly! The bridal gown is beyond beautiful!”
Shi Yuhuai grabbed Li Yang, “Forget it, calm down for a bit; I’m afraid Brother Cheng will drop the bride.”
Li Yang: “……” Hmph.
With him quieting down, the others continued their spirited improvisation. Mu Qiu was thus forced to listen to their incessant praises.
But in fact, it was Qu Yuan’s “Nine Songs”.
Apparently, praising people wasn’t a difficult task for them; they repeatedly emphasized “beautiful” and “gorgeous,” even managing to look for the wedding shoes simultaneously.
Li Yang even wanted to use a pole to poke the big chandelier, wondering if the wedding shoes were hidden up there.
They ran out of things to say, and still, the wedding shoes remained unfound.
Yuan Chun and He Jia stood in the corner, constantly laughing at them jumping around.
Where are the wedding shoes hidden, really? The five of them played games while looking for a long time, finally turning their gaze to the two elders and Mu Qiu herself.
Cheng Zhirang kneeled on the edge of the bed, directly asking Mu Qiu: “Qiuqiu, are the wedding shoes with you?”
Mu Qiu shook her head, the ornaments in her hair swaying with the motion.
“I won’t tell you; you have to find it yourself. Or play a few more games; maybe if I can’t bear it, I’ll hand over the shoes voluntarily.”
Cheng Zhirang couldn’t help but laugh, looking at the four behind him.
Although they were already panting and sweaty from the ordeal, Jiang Kai still firmly declared, “For you to get the bride, we can keep going! Tell us, what’s the next game?”
Guan Yu: “Simple! Do push-up jump ropes on the ground!”
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