Chapter 289: The Banana Sensei turns red with rage! Wants to "Banananize" Stelle and the gang?

Chapter 289: Chapter 289: The Banana Sensei turns red with rage! Wants to "Banananize" Stelle and the gang?

Furina de Fontaine: "So, solidifying physical objects in a dream is actually that difficult?"

Furina de Fontaine: "But Miss March 7th happens to be an expert in this field!"

Qingque: "As expected of a natural-born brick-laying prodigy!"

Qingque: "With talent like that, even BananAdvisor would gasp and call it terrifying!"

Dan Heng: "But March is only skilled at solidifying Six-Phased Ice."

Welt Yang: "Yet the underlying principles are quite similar."

Welt Yang: "So March will still have a huge advantage when learning Dreamweaving."

March 7th: "Hehehe, say no more!"

March 7th: "This lady is indeed a genius of the Dreamweaving Academy!"

March 7th: "Mr. Reca’s eye is indeed very sharp!"

Reca: "Haha, you flatter me."

Reca: "After all, I have seen countless actors. I still have at least this much judgment."

....

『 [ But I’m giving it a big fat zero! ]

Just as March 7th was immersing herself in the beautiful reality of being a genius, she heard BananAdvisor give her a cruel zero.

[ Why?! ]

March 7th’s smug smile instantly vanished.

[ I gave you a theme, and that’s Slumbernana Monkey! Not this giant useless block of ice! Even pro Dreamweaver monkeys are expected to follow what is requested of them! ]

BananAdvisor said, highly dissatisfied.

[ What?! ]

[ Didn’t the Professor say to let the classroom be free? ]

[ Your demands aren’t free at all! ]

March 7th said, puffing up her cheeks.

[ You’re allowed to disrupt my class, and I get to flunk you for that. THAT’S freedom for you. You pay a price for trying to be creative. Now, get back to your seat, bana hmph! ] 』

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—?Omniscient Viewer’s Chat Lodge?—

March 7th: "CURSE YOU!!!"

March 7th: "What kind of professor is this? This is way too unreasonable!"

March 7th: "I really want to pelt it with Six-Phased Ice!"

Stelle: "Hahaha, now the genius student March has gotten the same score as me."

Stelle: "So satisfying."

Kaveh: "Though it doesn’t sound very pleasant."

Kaveh: "But what it said actually makes sense."

Kaveh: "Even an architecture master has to honestly follow the client’s requirements when working..."

Kaveh: "Sigh, but how many of those clients actually understand architectural design?"

Kaveh: "They just spout nonsense without ever thinking about whether it’s reasonable or not!"

Qingque: "Being an architect isn’t much different from being an ordinary worker!"

Qingque: "Then it’s still better to be a big star!"

March 7th: "Hearing you guys say that, I suddenly find myself longing for the Charmony Academy again!"

March 7th: "I don’t want to be a bricklayer who has to listen to a client’s unreasonable demands!"

....

『 [ Ugh! How unreasonable! ]

March 7th snorted and stopped paying attention to BananAdvisor.

[ The last student... Eh? ]

[ How is there nothing? ]

BananAdvisor walked up to Chaletka. He found that the wall was still completely clean.

[ Slumbernana Monkey, Slumbernana Monkey... ]

Chaletka was muttering to herself, still trying hard at this moment.

[ Stop muttering. Your mouth is for eating bananas, not for dreamweaving—blank paper! 0 points! ]

BananAdvisor declared Chaletka’s submission a blank paper!

[ Wait, please give me a little more time... ]

Chaletka began to plead with BananAdvisor for a chance.

[ Even if I did give you all the time in the cosmos, you won’t have anything. Not when you’re not passionate about Slumbernana Monkey. Ah... You’re at the bottom of the class, aren’t you? ]

BananAdvisor recognized Chaletka.

[ N—No! ...Not exactly. I was also the second-to-last a couple of times... ]

Chaletka’s face flushed red as she weakly defended herself.

[ I’m really sick and tired of seeing students like you. A monkey with no talent for climbing will never reach the bananas. Why volunteer only to embarrass yourself? ]

[ It’s better to face reality and give up on this path sooner rather than later, bana tsk. ] 』

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—?Omniscient Viewer’s Chat Lodge?—

Stelle: "Eh?"

Stelle: "This upperclassman from the Dreamweaving Academy actually has no talent for dreamweaving?!"

Furina de Fontaine: "No wonder she sounded so lacking in confidence. So it was because of this?"

March 7th: "This BananAdvisor’s words are way too much!"

March 7th: "What kind of teacher advises their own student to just give up?"

Aventurine: "Though the words are a bit harsh."

Aventurine: "But they aren’t wrong."

Aventurine: "Without this talent, even if you put in a hundred or a thousand times more effort than ordinary people, you might not succeed."

Aventurine: "The cost of trial and error is simply too high. I think it’s not worth the loss. It’s better to give up on this line of work early and cultivate the field you are actually good at."

Lumine: "Isn’t she the president of the Club?"

Lumine: "Her skill in making desserts is really good!"

Lumine: "Perhaps she can develop in that direction."

Qingque: "That’s true, but Paperfold University doesn’t have a baking major. She won’t get a diploma!"

Paimon: "That’s true. Anyone attending Paperfold University must hope to graduate, right?"

Paimon: "Sigh, thinking about it like that, the pressure is indeed quite high. Luckily, Paimon doesn’t have to go to school!"

....

『 [ That’s going way too far. What do you think you are doing? ]

Stelle couldn’t watch any longer.

[ Student, you surely cannot comprehend the love contained within BananAdvisor’s words. ]

[ In any case, you and the female student from just now still have some talent, but this girl who turned in a blank paper has absolutely nothing. ]

[ If one is always chasing after things they cannot obtain, aren’t they just marching in the opposite direction of happiness? ]

[ Give up, give up, bana! ]

BananAdvisor was still egging Chaletka on to give up.

[ ...Ugh, huff. ]

Hearing that even BananAdvisor didn’t believe in her, Chaletka began to cry sadly. 』

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—?Omniscient Viewer’s Chat Lodge?—

Hu Tao: "Can this thing really be a teacher?"

Hu Tao: "It is clearly deliberately provoking Miss Chaletka, rubbing salt in her wounds!"

Xingqiu: "But what benefit does it get from advising people to give up on their pursuits?"

Stelle: "Is it preaching nihilistic slacking here?"

Stelle: "Has this BananAdvisor been corrupted by IX?"

Rappa: "Evil spirits are evil spirits, only capable of spreading demonic fallacies here!"

Boothill: "Son of a nice lady, I can’t believe you guys can actually listen to this muddle-fudger barking here."

Boothill: "If it dared to bark like that in front of me, it would’ve been turned into scrap metal long ago!"

....

『 [ Has Your Excellency finished speaking? ]

[ If so, turn your gaze back here. ]

Rappa walked up to BananAdvisor at this moment, wearing a serious expression.

[ Wh—Wha? Who are you? And when did you get here— ]

[ Wait! ]

[ What kind of bana is this again? ]

BananAdvisor was startled to see Rappa walking over.

Then he turned his head to look at the wall again, only to find that at some point, a strange, colorful graffiti had already appeared!

[ This is the Dazzling Sigil. Please critique it, big-headed evil spirit. ]

Rappa explained what her work was.

[ Peel that thought out of your head! Is that permanent ink!?]

BananAdvisor was trembling with anger!

[ This magnificence is conceived by none other than Patissier Ninja Initiate. At that precise instant you turned around, a look of dawning eureka graced her visage! Inspiration surged through her, and this came to fruition in just 0.1 microseconds — imperceptible even with a ninja’s hypersight! ] 』

『 ....』

—?Omniscient Viewer’s Chat Lodge?—

Li Sushang: "Ahem, this is clearly something Miss Rappa painted at some point, right?"

March 7th: "Definitely!"

March 7th: "Look, even student Chaletka is dazed!"

Stelle: "Holy moly, your speed is truly absurd."

Stelle: "In just the span of a turn, before BananAdvisor could even react, you finished painting?"

Rappa: "The painting of the Dazzling Ninja Sigil must be memorized by heart."

Rappa: "Its execution, naturally, must be as swift as rushing thunder!"

Silver Wolf: "Look at how angry this BananAdvisor is."

Silver Wolf: "Probably about to be angered into becoming a member of the Troupe."

Hotaru: "Isn’t that even better?"

Hotaru: "That way, we’ll have a legitimate reason to strike!"

Stelle: "As expected, Hotaru also finds this BananAdvisor an eyesore."

Stelle: "I bet we’ll be able to beat it up with a bat in a bit!"

Stelle: "Daring to give me a zero, it really doesn’t know how my reputation as the Galactic Baseballer came to be!"

....

『 [ What bananonsense is that!? I know it was you! ]

BananAdvisor did not believe Rappa’s exaggerated words.

[ ’Cooked salmon cannot swim, just as ninjas never deceive.’ All Ninja Initiate Patissier needed was a little nudge. I willingly became her paintbrush to aid her in completing her training.]

[ Is that fair to say, Ninja Initiate Patissier? ]

Rappa looked sincerely at Chaletka.

[ Huh? Um... ]

Chaletka was still a bit dazed.

[ As stated in the Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions: ’Pythons slither without feet, as manta rays glide without wings.’ If your decision is firm, don’t hesitate to roar with conviction! ] 』

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—?Omniscient Viewer’s Chat Lodge?—

Paimon: "My goodness, Miss Rappa is really good at encouraging people!"

Paimon: "Even Paimon feels super inspired listening to her!"

Nahida: "What a vivid metaphor, I feel like I’ve learned a lot."

Nahida: "In the future, I will also try to use metaphors like that."

Lumine: "Uh... I don’t think it’s very appropriate for you to learn this..."

Stelle: "Actually, cooked salmon can swim. It swims in my stomach. (sarcastic.jpg)"

Rappa: "Did I actually overlook this detail?!"

Rappa: "Thank you for the reminder, Baseball Bat Ninja!"

Rappa: "I will remember this detail!"

March 7th: "She was obviously joking!"

March 7th: "You don’t have to be so serious about it!!"

Furina de Fontaine: "Miss Rappa really treats every little bit of life as training."

....

『 [ .... ]

[ I... I...! ——Whatever the case, I REALLY NEED THE CREDITS!!! ]

With Rappa’s encouragement, Chaletka changed her previously weak voice and shouted out her true feelings loudly for the first time!

[ This is cheating, bana! ]

BananAdvisor roared angrily, refusing to accept Rappa’s actions!

[ Bighead Fiendling, educators impart knowledge, cultivate skills, and clarify doubts, but they must never deny any ninja initiate of their way of the ninja! ] 』

『 ....』

—?Omniscient Viewer’s Chat Lodge?—

Li Sushang: "Miss Rappa said it so well!"

Li Sushang: "Back when I was so clumsy, the teachers who taught me never told me to stop learning, did they?"

Li Sushang: "This BananAdvisor, no, this hateful big-headed evil spirit, is not fit to be a teacher!"

Li Sushang: "It is deliberately trying to crush the students’ spirits!"

Stelle: "If it dares to crush the students’ confidence, then don’t blame me for crushing it!"

March 7th: "Uh... I thought this upperclassman Chaletka would say something like ’I love the Dreamweaving Academy, I will definitely not give up’ or something along those lines..."

March 7th: "But I didn’t expect what she said to be so realistic, so honest."

Qingque: "Well, isn’t the goal of most ordinary people going to college just to graduate peacefully?"

Qingque: "But without credits, they can’t graduate!"

Qingque: "So, I can actually understand her worry."

Paimon: "In other words, this Miss Chaletka might not actually be that interested in Dreamweaving?"

Mualani: "From what I see, she seems to be more passionate about making desserts."

Xilonen: "Since she doesn’t like it, why did she choose the Dreamweaving Academy in the first place?"

Silver Wolf: "With her socially anxious look, would the Charmony Academy even accept her?"

Silver Wolf: "As for the Fortune Academy, to attend classes there, you at least have to throw away your conscience first."

Silver Wolf: "Clearly, she can’t do that either."

Guinaifen: "Then, filtering through them like that, indeed only the Dreamweaving Academy is relatively suitable for this sister."

....

『 [ Exactly, exactly. No matter what, the criticism just now was way too much. ]

[ And my Six-Phased Ice isn’t bad either! ]

March 7th was still brooding over BananAdvisor giving her a zero, so she seized the opportunity Rappa created and joined the ranks of those criticizing BananAdvisor!

[ Aaaah! ]

[ You’re driving me mad, bana! ]

[ Where did this off-campus wild monkey come from? Not only disrupting the classroom order, but also inciting my monkey students with twisted logic. ]

[ Get out, or I will educate you with iron fists—and those bad monkey students of yours who are joining in the fuss, bana! ]

BananAdvisor was red-hot with anger, the monkey head on the screen was baring its fangs and brandishing its claws in fury.

[ W-What does this have to do with us? ]

March 7th felt that this BananAdvisor was simply too tyrannical.

[ Hmph, what a double-standard teacher! ]

[ No physical punishment allowed! ]

Stelle had been waiting for this exact moment, she was already prepared to pull out her bat!

[ Alas, the pretense of your tyranny has shattered. With that, a magnificent hunt shall be set in motion! ]

Rappa deliberately provoked BananAdvisor, precisely to force it to reveal its true nature!

[ Good, good, good! Give it to them, Assistananas! Show those unruly students what it means to be disciplined, bana! ]

With a command from BananAdvisor, several Assistananas were summoned directly, next, they prepared to lay their hands on Rappa and the others!

[ Hey, hey, how can you use violence in the classroom! ]

Seeing the ferocious BananAdvisor approaching, March 7th tried to reason with it.

[ It’s Bananenlightenment! And violence is one way to enforce that! ] 』

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—?Omniscient Viewer’s Chat Lodge?—

Stelle: "Good, good, good!"

Stelle: "Violence is indeed a form of education!"

Stelle: "But it is me educating you guys!!"

Stelle: "Awesome, I can finally beat this muddle-fudger with a bat!"

Paimon: "Sigh, it’s just a member of the Dream Troupe. I really don’t know how it dares to be so arrogant in front of Miss Stelle and the others."

Lumine: "Probably because it has no idea of the reputation of Miss Stelle and the rest."

Lumine: "Also, since it’s attacking people, it’s already a member of the Nightmare Troupe, right?"

March 7th: "No matter what they are, they’re all going to be scrapped in a bit!"

March 7th: "Giving my masterpiece Six-Phased Ice a zero without rhyme or reason, I can’t take it either!"

March 7th: "Do they really think this lady is a pushover?"

Rappa: "Then let us join forces to hunt down these evil spirits and restore clarity to the Dreamweaving Dojo!"

....

『 BananAdvisor attacked with full confidence, but little did he know that the opponents were all terrifyingly tough characters!

Thus, in less than a minute, along with its consciousness that had yet to react, its screen went black, and it met its end!

[ Now that you are vanquished at our feet, allow me to recite to you the ninja mantra— ]

[ ’Doesn’t matter what the rules say, if you bring the violence, then the violence is comin’ back your way.’ ] 』

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