Chapter 290: Suspicious Banana-teaching, March 7th’s great social skills, breezing straight into the Slumbernana Association!

Chapter 290: Chapter 290: Suspicious Banana-teaching, March 7th’s great social skills, breezing straight into the Slumbernana Association!

—?Omniscient Viewer’s Chat Lodge?—

Qingque: "Hahaha, this is killing me."

Qingque: "And just like that, they’re gone in a flash again!"

Paimon: "A few Dreamjolt Troupe members... no matter how you look at it, they’re no match for Miss Stelle and the others, right?"

Stelle: "If this is their level, they’re way worse than the Borisin."

Stelle: "I feel like a single Borisin could take on at least seven or eight Dreamjolt Troupes."

Yanqing: "The Borisin are a warlike species to begin with, so it’s only natural they have high combat strength."

Yanqing: "Not to mention, once they trigger their Moonrage, their strength increases drastically."

Jiaoqiu: "Sigh, if only the Borisin were on the same level as these abstract little things."

March 7th: "By the way, Miss Rappa, they’ve all crashed. They can’t hear you even if you say that, you know?"

Rappa: "Ninja Ruri, this is merely a habit of mine after the hunt."

March 7th: "I see. So, when I defeat enemies in the future, should I also say something cool?"

....

『 [ Alright, student... ]

[ He has already been broken by you. ]

[ Dear students, I am truly sorry. The school administration failed to supervise these BananAdvisors properly, causing trouble for everyone. ]

At this moment, a Profnana walked over from a distance, apologizing repeatedly to everyone.

[ Are you perhaps the governor of Paperfold Town? ]

Rappa turned around, asking the question.

[ Governor? You humor me. I’m merely an educator. Here on our campus, our students are the true masters.]

[ I came over after hearing of a ruckus in the Dreamweaving class, but it seems like it was these Sweet Dreams Troupe who went out of control. My apologies once again. ]

[ Pardon me, but I don’t think I’ve seen you around here before. You’re not a student of Paperfold University, are you? ]

[ I’m only asking because we know a stowaway has recently snuck into Penacony. Eyewitness accounts from the Bloodhounds describe someone with pink hair, red attire, and a blazing scarf... And you seem to match that description. ] 』

『 ....』

—?Omniscient Viewer’s Chat Lodge?—

Furina de Fontaine: "Oh no, Miss Rappa’s identity as a stowaway is about to be exposed!"

Furina de Fontaine: "This Profnana will definitely call the Bloodhounds to arrest Miss Rappa, right?"

Stelle: "Does Rappa even count as a stowaway?"

Stelle: "I don’t think so."

Stelle: "Because in reality, she’s sleeping right next to me right now!"

Stelle: "She also entered the dream using the hotel’s Dreampool, so how can she be considered a stowaway?"

March 7th: "Uh... now that you put it that way, that actually makes sense?"

Silver Wolf: "If we’re talking about real stowaways, it has to be Hotaru."

Silver Wolf: "She literally risks her life."

Hu Tao: "Miss Hotaru’s willpower is truly immense. To wake up from the dream, she even has to endure pain comparable to death."

Hu Tao: "And the key is, it wasn’t just once!"

Stelle: "Waaaah, my heart aches for her!"

Stelle: "It’s all your fault, Silver Wolf! Why didn’t you hack a hotel room for Hotaru to use!"

Silver Wolf: "Huh?"

Silver Wolf: "All the rooms were fully booked back then. There was nowhere to hack into."

Silver Wolf: "Unless we robbed someone!"

Hotaru: "It’s all part of the script’s arrangement. I’m used to it."

Hotaru: "As long as it’s not actual death, it’s not an unacceptable outcome for me."

Qingque: "Actually, with Stelle and the others’ current status as shareholders, wouldn’t clearing Miss Rappa’s name be a piece of cake?"

Qingque: "So there’s absolutely no need to worry!"

March 7th: "Oh right, we’re not what we used to be!"

March 7th: "Getting a legal identity for Miss Rappa wouldn’t be that hard!"

Rappa: "My thanks to everyone for your righteous assistance. It is fortunate to have you here!"

....

『 [ Your Excellency need not beat around the bush. Speak plainly. ]

Rappa looked at the Profnana, her brow furrowing deeper and deeper.

[ Haha, what I mean is... ]

[ If a criminal truly harbored ill intentions, why would they come to attend classes at Paperfold University? ]

[ You are just a good child who loves learning, aren’t you? ]

The words spoken by the Profnana

caught Rappa somewhat off guard.

[ Eh? ]

March 7th and Stelle exchanged glances, also finding these words unexpected.

[ Every banana seedling has the potential to bear fruit, that’s why everyone deserves bananenlightenment. Paperfold University advocates freedom in education, so feel free to sit in our classes and be sure to apply yourself! ]

[ Join me in a round of applause for our new student! ]』

『 ....』

—?Omniscient Viewer’s Chat Lodge?—

Paimon: "Eh?"

Paimon: "Is this the Profnana?"

Paimon: "Isn’t he way too nice?"

Paimon: "He’s countless times better than the previous Bananastructor!"

Li Sushang: "No wonder he can be the Governor. He’s such a good person!"

Dan Heng: "..."

Dan Heng: "Something’s not right. I feel like there’s something fishy going on."

Dan Heng: "He seems to be changing the subject?"

March 7th: "No matter how I look at it, I still think that monkey head is real."

March 7th: "Is this Profnana even human?"

Stelle: "Is it possible that this Profnana is actually the mastermind behind the scenes?"

Xiangling: "But he let Miss Rappa stay and attend classes. He really seems like a very gentle teacher."

Rappa: "Evil spirits have always been adept at disguise and bewitching people’s hearts."

Rappa: "And this Profnana’s suspicion, in my view, is exceedingly high!"

Himeko: "Don’t you all think the timing of this Profnana’s appearance is also very coincidental?"

Welt Yang: "He showed up right after the BananAdvisor was defeated."

Welt Yang: "If it wasn’t deliberate, I don’t believe it."

Lumine: "Then what is his purpose in intentionally letting Miss Rappa off the hook now?"

Dan Heng: "This is indeed a puzzling point."

Dan Heng: "It seems we still have to continue investigating."

....

『 After the Profnana finished speaking, the surrounding students immediately crowded around Rappa enthusiastically.

[ Wow, did you just challenge the BananAdvisor? That’s SO COOL! I’ve always found him annoying! ]

[ Why do you call yourself a ninja? Are there really ninjas on your planet? ]

Rappa was completely surrounded by students, to the point where she couldn’t even see the suspicious Profnana anymore.

[ Ra... classmate Rappa... ]

[ Thank you for standing up for me earlier. Um, could you show me how you did that graffiti, I mean, your ninja move? ]

At this moment, Chariqa thanked Rappa with a face full of gratitude, wanting to learn her Ninjutsu.

[ ...That’s ninjutsu I learned by myself. It’s hard to teach it to others. ]

[ But I say with certainty that you will discover your own way of the ninja someday. ] 』

『 ....』

—?Omniscient Viewer’s Chat Lodge?—

March 7th: "My goodness, Miss Rappa’s popularity is way too high, isn’t it?"

March 7th: "Stelle and I are standing right next to her, and we’re almost like invisible people!"

Stelle: "Am I the big star, or is she the big star?"

Stelle: "Why aren’t they this fanatical about me?"

Qingque: "Maybe because they’ve never seen a ninja before, so they’re just more interested in ninjas?"

Furina de Fontaine: "I think I saw that Profnana slip away during this time."

Furina de Fontaine: "Did he do this on purpose to block Miss Rappa’s path?"

Paimon: "Hmm... I can’t figure out what he’s doing."

Paimon: "Or maybe the Profnana is normal, and he’s just a good guy?"

....

『 [ Haha, destiny is just like a banana peel... ]

[ We are all imprisoned pulp, forever unable to break free from its shackles. ]

The Profnana walked outside, sighing in a mysterious tone, and then left straight away.

[ Tsk, now things have blown out of proportion... suddenly so many onlookers have gathered. ]

In the classroom, more and more students came to watch the commotion, making March 7th feel a bit helpless.

And most of these students were gathered around Rappa, asking all sorts of questions.

[ Hey, where’s the student who fought the teacher? ]

[ Don’t tell me I missed it... ]

Stelle, March 7th, and Dan Heng squeezed out of the crowd.

As they reached the door, they heard someone muttering.

[ Isn’t this Montana? ]

March 7th glanced forward and found that the person muttering was indeed Montana, whom they had met before. 』

『 ....』

—?Omniscient Viewer’s Chat Lodge?—

Stelle: "Now the evidence is solid!"

Stelle: "This Profnana definitely has a problem!"

Paimon: "That weird banana peel metaphor, and that malicious tone... it seems the Profnana indeed has a problem..."

Paimon: "Sigh, the villains and bad guys nowadays are getting better and better at acting. I can’t tell them apart at all..."

Lumine: "What is his true identity?"

Lumine: "Could it be Dr. Primitive?"

Himeko: "Probably not. With Dr. Primitive’s arrogance, he would likely disdain doing something like this."

March 7th: "Oh my~ why are there more and more people coming to watch?"

March 7th: "Aren’t they a bit too fanatical?"

Qingque: "Let me ask you, if you were in a student group chat and saw someone post that a student was fighting a teacher somewhere, and even beat the teacher to death!"

Qingque: "With this kind of shocking campus news, wouldn’t you want to go and watch?"

Guinaifen: "Yes! Absolutely!"

Guinaifen: "Not only do I want to go, but I’d also drag my best friends along to watch!"

March 7th: "Ah, this..."

March 7th: "Now that you put it that way, I can indeed empathize!"

March 7th: "It’s just a pity that we were the ones involved, so we don’t get the fresh and exciting perspective of those gossip-seeking students."

....

『 [ Oh, Say~Cheese~! And Dan Heng and Superstar too! We meet again!]

Seeing that they were acquaintances, Montana also greeted them warmly.

[ Um... you should just call me March 7th. That username was a bit too rushed, so don’t use it anymore. ]

Hearing Montana call her by her username, March 7th scratched her head in embarrassment.

[ Gotcha. You can drop ’Montana’ too! I’m now known as Denisovan 426!]

Montana nodded readily and asked March 7th to call her Denisovan426...

[ Denisovan... 426? ]

This strange name left March 7th stunned, unable to react.

[ That’s right, I finally got into the Slumbernana Association — the GOAT club at Paperfold University! And that’s my name in the club! ] 』

『 ....』

—?Omniscient Viewer’s Chat Lodge?—

Asta: "So Paperfold University also has a Slumbernana Association?"

Asta: "I thought it was an organization only established in Dreamflux Reef..."

March 7th: "Classmate Montana actually joined the Slumbernana Association?"

March 7th: "And even got a code name?"

Stelle: "Speaking of code names, I forgot again. What was after ’Denisovan’?"

Furina de Fontaine: "I only remember that before ’Denisovan’, it seemed to be ’Modern’?"

Stelle: "Oh right, right, it’s before. I forgot!"

Paimon: "In other words, this Miss Montana’s current rank is higher than the Slumbernana Association gatekeeper in Dreamflux Reef?"

Paimon: "She must have answered a lot of questions correctly, right?"

Paimon: "She really is a loyal fan of the Slumbernana Monkey."

....

『 [ Why does your name even have numbers? ]

Stelle couldn’t help but complain.

[ This is the member ID. Everyone has their own, unique, and one-of-a-kind! ]

[ The Slumbernana Association is a club formed by fans of the Slumbernana Monkey. The members aren’t just students; it also includes banana fans from all over Penacony. ]

[ We make fan merchandise for the little monkey, organize Slumberbanana exhibitions, and regularly hold off-campus activities—are you guys interested? ]

[ I can give you an internal recommendation! ]

The more Montana spoke, the more excited she got.

By the end, she began to look at the three of them expectantly.

[ Wow! That sounds so interesting. ]

[ Can you recommend us? ]

March 7th went with the flow, preparing to use this opportunity to slip into the Slumbernana Association.

[ Of course, no problem! ]

[ However, the club entry test is relatively strict, and we can’t take too many people at once. If I recommend Classmate March, the remaining two... ]

Montana looked at Dan Heng and Stelle, feeling a bit embarrassed.

[ I don’t need it. ]

Dan Heng shook his head.

[ I’m a fan of Clockie! ]

Stelle indicated that she was a fan of Clockie!

[ Then Classmate March will get to enjoy this precious slot all to herself~ ]

[ Coincidentally, there’s an off-campus activity this afternoon. I heard we’re going to a very mysterious place. I can’t wait. ]

After some polite declining, montana gave the internal recommendation slot to March 7th.

[ Yay! ]

[ Then let me say goodbye to these two first, and then you can take me to register. ] 』

『 ....』

—?Omniscient Viewer’s Chat Lodge?—

Boothill: "Wait, sister?"

Boothill: "You sneaked in just like that?"

Boothill: "Then what was the point of me running around and getting blocked everywhere??"

Hu Tao: "Hehehe, this time Mr. Boothill’s street smarts don’t seem as good as Miss March 7th’s!"

Qingque: "This is the power of connections!"

Qingque: "By getting familiar with the group chat, a helpful classmate actively offered a slot."

Qingque: "Mr. Boothill’s disadvantage is that you couldn’t get into the student group chat."

Silver Wolf: "Once again, it fully demonstrates that having connections makes things easier."

March 7th: "Montana said there’s a mysterious off-campus activity this afternoon??"

March 7th: "My goodness, I probably already know how I ended up in Dreamflux Reef."

Dan Heng: "Why does the off-campus activity have to be set in Dreamflux Reef?"

Welt Yang: "Perhaps the person behind the scenes took a liking to some characteristics of Dreamflux Reef."

Furina de Fontaine: "It’s a pity only one person can be recommended. But won’t Miss March 7th be in danger going deep into a dangerous place alone?"

Stelle: "From the previous scene, we know that after March went to Dreamflux Reef, she happened to run into Boothill."

Stelle: "So she wasn’t alone."

Lumine: "I have to say, it’s really a coincidence. The timing of their actions lined up perfectly."

....

『 [ As expected of the three of us, we still have great chemistry. ]

[ This little monkey even has a social group... It’s getting more and more bizarre. ]

[ Since it’s a rare opportunity, let me go and investigate. ]

March 7th, let Montana take a step ahead, while she, Stelle, and Dan Heng found an empty spot to discuss.

[ Are you going to be okay alone? ]

Dan Heng was a bit worried.

[ No problem. Acting alone makes it less likely to alert the enemy. ]

[ Someone needs to keep an eye on things at the school too, so let’s split up. ]

March 7th seemed full of confidence.

[ Be sure to be careful. ]

Dan Heng hesitated for a moment, then nodded.

[ Put your mind at ease. ]

[ You too, Stelle. See you later! ]

After saying that, March 7th left the area to find Montana.

[ I hope nothing goes wrong. ]

[ Just now, the Profnana was clearly changing the subject. Let’s go back and find Rappa to see what insights she has... ] 』

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