Chapter 83: Get Off of Me!

Chapter 83: Chapter 83: Get Off of Me!

"Shut up and go to sleep!"

Jiang Fan awkwardly covered her eyes.

If he let her keep talking, he couldn’t guarantee he wouldn’t turn into a beast.

The most awkward part was that not only was he about to explode from arousal, but he also desperately needed to pee. He’d had so many beers earlier, and that stuff really goes right through you.

But Li Muwan was clinging to him for dear life, just like the first time she got drunk. He couldn’t pry her off no matter how hard he tried.

"You’re poking me. How am I supposed to sleep?"

Whether it was the alcohol going to her head or not, Li Muwan squirmed in Jiang Fan’s arms, completely oblivious to the fact that she was revealing large patches of skin.

Her skin, like a piece of fine white jade, was exposed to the air, assaulting Jiang Fan’s eyes.

The torrential rain outside was like God washing the world clean, showing no signs of stopping.

The occasional roar of thunder would light up the pitch-black interior of the car as if it were day.

With every clap of thunder, Li Muwan’s body would tremble. It was a fear of the storm. She snuggled tightly into Jiang Fan’s arms, just like a shivering kitten.

Perhaps because of the alcohol, her reflexes were exceptionally slow.

She was scared, but she just couldn’t open her eyes.

"I didn’t think you’d be scared of thunder."

Jiang Fan chuckled softly.

But in the next moment, his expression turned to one of extreme agony.

’Whew, don’t blame me for this. I really don’t mean to take advantage of you.’

Jiang Fan’s mind raced. Gritting his teeth, he cupped Li Muwan’s cheeks with both hands, lowered his head, and kissed her.

"Mmm, mgh..."

Their tongues tangled together skillfully. Li Muwan gradually began to pant, her body growing soft and hot.

Her hands, which had been wrapped around Jiang Fan’s neck, slowly loosened their grip.

"Move!"

The instant her hands let go, Jiang Fan flipped over, pinning her beneath him.

He threw open the car door and bolted out.

He paid no mind to the torrential downpour outside.

The moment he relieved himself, he felt like the whole world had come alive again.

Even though he was now soaked to his underwear.

But at least he didn’t have to worry about his bladder exploding anymore.

"Sob, sob..."

But just then, a faint whimpering sound carried through the rain.

It scared Jiang Fan so much that he shivered violently.

"Holy crap! Please, all you ghosts and ghouls out here in the middle of nowhere, leave me alone!"

Without looking back, Jiang Fan scrambled back into the car.

He was so fast, he would have left Usain Bolt eating his dust.

But once he was inside, he found the crying was even louder.

He turned his head and saw that it was Li Muwan, crying softly as she lay on the back seat.

Her body was still trembling uncontrollably.

BOOM!

A series of thunderclaps echoed, making her tremble like a leaf.

Jiang Fan sighed.

"I must have owed you in a past life."

He had no choice but to pull her back into his arms. Feeling the warmth of Jiang Fan’s body and his familiar scent, Li Muwan’s emotions gradually calmed down. She looked up with teary eyes and gave his chest a hard suck.

The moment she let go, a bright red hickey was imprinted on his left pec.

Jiang Fan grimaced but didn’t pay it much mind.

Now that he had relieved himself, he wasn’t so uncomfortable anymore. Under the influence of alcohol, Jiang Fan groggily drifted off to sleep as well.

When the two of them opened their eyes again, the sky was bright, and sunlight was streaming through the car windows.

Groggy, Li Muwan rubbed her face and sat up.

"What time is it? Why is it so bright?"

"AHHHHHHH!!!"

She let out a piercing shriek the moment she pulled out her phone and its dark screen reflected her current state.

Her clothes were gone. She was wearing a very revealing dress shirt, and because of its wide collar, one side had slipped halfway down.

Her breasts were half-exposed, and a scorching heat from beneath her rear made her face flush so red it looked like it could bleed.

"Stop screaming. You scream every time."

Jiang Fan cleaned out his ear and opened his eyes.

"Wait, where are my clothes? Why is it like this? What happened last night?"

"You were wasted last night, and it was pouring rain. Your clothes got soaked, so you took them off."

"You took them off yourself."

Jiang Fan said, rubbing his throbbing temples.

"Also, we’re both late for work. Don’t you think you should consider getting off me now?"

"Ah... you..."

Li Muwan felt like she was going to die of embarrassment.

"You... you close your eyes first..."

"Don’t even think about it. Your clothes aren’t dry. You can only wear that."

Jiang Fan said, rubbing his nose.

"I have a set of clothes in that box in my trunk."

"You... you go get it for me."

"Huh? You have clothes?"

"Then why didn’t you say so yesterday?"

"Just go get it!"

Suppressing her shame, Li Muwan smacked him on the back.

"Well, you have to get off me first. How am I supposed to get them if you don’t?"

"You pervert! You lecher! One of these days, I’m going to castrate you!"

"It’s perfectly normal for a healthy guy to have a physical reaction. After all, you have such a great body and you’re drop-dead gorgeous. It’d be weird if I *didn’t* react."

Jiang Fan said with an air of self-righteousness.

"Say one more word and I’m docking your pay by 1,000!"

Li Muwan said through gritted teeth.

Jiang Fan flinched and wisely shut his mouth.

He hurried to the trunk and pulled out a set of clothes.

Looking at the outfit, Jiang Fan’s expression was priceless.

It was actually a cosplay outfit.

"A Lan cosplay?"

"None of your business!"

Her little hobby had been discovered, and now Li Muwan just wanted to find a hole to crawl into.

But she really didn’t want to be so completely exposed in front of Jiang Fan.

"Get out! Turn your back and don’t you dare look!"

Snatching the clothes from him, Li Muwan slammed the car door shut with a BANG.

"Tch, what’s the big deal? Is there any part of you I haven’t seen?"

Jiang Fan pursed his lips.

"Jiang Fan, if you say one more word, I’ll cut out your tongue!"

When she finished changing and opened the car door, Jiang Fan’s eyes lit up.

The Lan cosplay, combined with Li Muwan’s natural figure and beauty...

If she went to a comic convention like this, no one else would stand a chance.

She could be called a deluxe, upgraded version of Lan.

"Keep staring and I’ll gouge your eyes out!"

"Get in the car, now! We have a huge partnership project to discuss today!"

Jiang Fan just stared at her quietly. "Go ahead and drive. I’ll admit defeat if you can get it to start."

"If we had gas and a battery, would we have ended up in that sorry state last night?"

Li Muwan: "..."

"Then what do we do now?"

Hearing what Jiang Fan said, she started to panic. This partnership was simply too important for Xuerong.

"What do we do? Wait for a tow truck."

"I already called for one. Just remember to pay for it when it gets here."

...

「At the company.」

Yin Ruxue froze for a moment as she listened to Sun Yanzi’s report.

"Neither of them came in?"

"Right. So I can’t make the final call on this partnership project. Manager Li handled most of the materials."

Hearing this, Yin Ruxue recalled how Jiang Fan had frantically chased after Li Muwan last night. Combined with Li Muwan’s strange behavior and the fact they were both late today, she already had a pretty good idea of what had happened. But a sour feeling began to rise in her heart.

She herself didn’t know why she felt this way.

She just felt a tightness in her chest.

BING.

Suddenly, her phone chimed.