Chapter 1992: The Embarrassed War God Escaped

Little Taotie looked at the Little Beast Bai Bai on the left, who was intoxicated by the singing, and then at the War God on the right, who was awkwardly singing. For a moment, she didn’t know what to say.

She touched her ears, doubting that she might have heard wrong.

This was the War God of Heaven, it didn’t make sense for him to have a weakness, right?

Why did his singing... sound so peculiar?

She glanced back at the Little Beast Bai Bai, murmuring, "Why does he look so pleased? Is it really that good?"

The Little Beast Bai Bai, hearing her murmur, nodded vigorously, "It’s great! Super great!"

The Little Beast Bai Bai had never heard such melody in a song before. Although some notes seemed odd, most of them were cheerful.

The Little Beast Bai Bai followed the War God’s tune and started singing too, "Twinkle — ah~~~ twinkle tightly —"

Little Taotie: "..."

The War God was originally lacking confidence, even feeling inferior, but with such encouragement, his initially soft and subdued voice rang louder.

As the village accent swept over, Little Taotie turned around, trying to hold back laughter but eventually burst out laughing.

The Little Beast Bai Bai was puzzled, looking at Little Taotie’s back with confusion.

The War God continued to sing passionately.

Until the song ended, the War God exhaled a breath and calmed his emotions, "You don’t have to flatter me so much; I know I sing poorly."

Actually, the War God didn’t know he was a natural tone-deaf. It was during one time drinking with the Heavenly Emperor when the Emperor insisted on pulling him to sing and dance. Having drunk a little, he followed the Emperor in singing.

It was fine when he didn’t open his mouth; once he did, the Emperor directly stumbled over himself and fell to the ground.

The War God kindly tried to help him up, only to hear the Emperor’s exaggerated laughter, "Oh, no, did you swallow a duck, quacking like that! Hahaha... I’m laughing myself to death!"

War God: "..."

"What’s with that thick village accent? I don’t recall you being sent off to train in the mountains when you were young. Or perhaps... in one of your past lives, you were a villager?"

War God: "..."

"Aiyou, I can’t take it anymore, I’m going to burst with laughter! Why don’t I have a recording stone on me? I should have captured your wonderful singing and played it at Heaven’s gate to deter the Demon Clan! Hahaha..."

War God: "...Enough."

"I also want to stop, but you have no idea how funny it is. You’re a comedic genius! You’re usually so silent, and once you unleash this skill, it’s simply unbeatable, causing laughter far and wide!"

The War God, extremely angry, turned around and left.

"Hey! Don’t leave, sing me one more song! It’s good, really good, I love listening, brother, sing me one more!" The Heavenly Emperor finally found a recording stone and ran after the War God.

The Emperor passed by, looking puzzled, "What amusing thing has happened?"

"Ah, you missed a great show!" Unable to catch up to the War God, the Heavenly Emperor stopped, choosing to gossip about the incident with the Emperor.

The Emperor squinted his eyes, "Why are you chasing him?"

At this moment, the War God’s figure had already turned into a small black dot, almost invisible, but fortunately, the Emperor’s eyesight was good, still noticing the fleeing disgrace in that small black dot.

"Hehe!" The Little Beast Bai Bai’s eyes darted around cunningly, his gaze mischievous and lively. He covered his little mouth with his paws, letting out a delightful, cheeky laugh.

The War God was surprised, raising an eyebrow and squinting his eyes.

The Little Beast Bai Bai looked up, his big eyes shining brightly, his gaze adorned with brilliant stars. Showing his little tiger teeth, he looked adorable and soft, speaking in a tender voice, "Then sing me a song."

"What?"