Chapter 1308 - 579: Now This Is Truly Accidentally Entering the Celestial Family

Chapter 1308: Chapter 579: Now This Is Truly Accidentally Entering the Celestial Family

Lin Li didn’t even know how to comfort him for a moment.

If it weren’t for the pee, one could say that dreams and reality are opposites.

It’s like Lin Li knows a buddy who once had a dream about proposing. His girlfriend said "I do," and then they got married.

However, the reality after waking up was that he proposed, but his girlfriend said "op!" and then they broke up.

It nicely proves that reality and dreams are opposites.

Speaking of which, that girlfriend really didn’t understand things. Even Sasuke has praised the amazing game, yet she belittled it like that.

Fortunately, Sasuke has a sworn enemy named Naruto.

Unfortunately, this example seems to be unusable for Liu Men.

However, before Lin Li could think about how to phrase things, there was already some commotion at the door that caught their attention.

"Hello, can you repair electric scooters here?"

A young man looking just over twenty, riding a semi-new electric scooter, stopped at the shop door and looked at the two to inquire.

Upon seeing this, Liu Men put down his phone, stood up, and habitually patted the dust off his work pants: "We can repair it. An electric scooter is still a vehicle. What’s wrong? What’s the issue with the scooter?"

"Oh, don’t even mention it, this darn scooter..."

The young man mumbled, as he spoke, he habitually twisted the right handle of the electric scooter—

However, the instant he twisted the handle, the electric scooter suddenly shot forward.

The young man was obviously unprepared for such a strong reaction from the scooter and was flustered trying to control it, but it was too late.

Lin Li could respond in time, but Cultivator Lin Li could, Human Lin Li couldn’t, so Lin Li couldn’t.

Anyway, there wasn’t anyone in front.

"Hey! Hey! Hey—!" Accompanied by the young man’s exclamation, the electric scooter surged into the repair shop’s work area like a runaway horse.

"Crash—Clatter—!"

First, the scooter’s front violently collided with an empty oil barrel standing against the wall, which tipped over on impact. The remaining bit of murky black waste oil splattered out, leaving a stain on the ground.

Not stopping, the speeding electric scooter then knocked over a nearby cart filled with wrenches, screwdrivers, and other scattered tools.

The tools clattered to the ground, producing an ear-splitting metallic clash.

The young man finally managed to forcibly stop the scooter by bracing himself with a foot on the ground, straddling the scooter awkwardly, looking at the mess before him with embarrassment written all over his face.

He scratched his head, cleared his throat, and awkwardly addressed Liu Men and Lin Li who had looked over at the commotion: "Uh, well, the problem is, the brakes... aren’t sensitive."

Lin Li expressionlessly nodded, his tone flatly adding, "Yeah, I can see that."

Meanwhile, Liu Men furrowed his brows looking at the waste oil spreading on the floor and the tools scattered everywhere.

He quickly walked over, righted the empty oil barrel to prevent the oil from spreading further, then bent down to tidy up the tools on the floor.

While picking the wrenches back into the cart, he lifted his head to look at the young man still astride the scooter, with a forced smile and said:

"Buddy, repairing the scooter is another matter. You see, you came in here and put on a whole show, knocked over the oil barrel, toppled the tool cart... There are some damages here, so we might need you to compensate fifty bucks first."

The young man blinked at these words, licked his lips as if contemplating something, then chuckled before speaking.

Then, he got off the scooter, stood upright, and with a lofty gaze, assessed Liu Men and Lin Li:

"Fifty bucks in compensation? That’s interesting, buddy. Do you know who I am? Do you know that if I just asked my grandpa to show up, forget about compensating you fifty, you’d have to pay me fifty."

Liu Men, upon hearing this, was so amused that he was angry.

He paused his tidying, stood up, and tilted his chin up confronting him: "Whoa! Even if the emperor comes and breaks something, he’d have to pay for it! Who’s your grandpa? So impressive?"

Two against one, I’ve got the edge.

With a wrench in hand, I have even more advantage!

Should I shy away from his sharpness?

Liu Men wasn’t afraid even when a defender once threatened him with a knife while playing street basketball in Shandong, so he wouldn’t fear him?

"Hehe, truly ignorant—"

In response, the young man slowly pulled out a wallet from his pocket, rummaging through it.

Liu Men thought he was about to pull out some kind of business card or ID, his eyes narrowing.

There’s no way he’s really going to encounter some local bigwig who likes to travel incognito on an electric scooter, right?

The next second.

"Whoosh——!!!"

The young man dramatically pulled out a red banknote, looking disdainfully at Liu Men, loudly sneering: "Here’s my grandpa!"

"Buddy! Look into my grandpa’s eyes and tell me! Will you give me the fifty?"

"Hmm? Speak up!"

Liu Men: "?"

Lin Li: "O.o?"

Wow.

Buddy, your grandpa is really something.

But fortunately, your grandpa is also my grandpa.

To be honest, Lin Li didn’t know if poetry was too distant, what with Tang and Song poems feeling unreachable, and thus unable to feel the grandiosity within. But this grandpa, those lines "All is past and gone, count the man of the ages, and only look to the present," "When spring comes, if I do not first open my mouth, what insect would dare make a sound," really are quite imposing.

We can only say that in all the dynasties, there’s never been a weak person who became the Founding Emperor.

Seeing the tense atmosphere, Lin Li lowered his voice, looking at Brother Liu: "Brother Liu, let’s just accept the loss. His connections seem authoritative, let’s just give him fifty bucks and move on quickly, otherwise dragging this on, it won’t look good for anyone."

—Remember, although electronic payments are popular now, refusing to accept Renminbi is still illegal.