Volume 3 Chapter 53 : DIAPER FORCE GO! (ABDL ADULT MECH)

"Audrey?" a voice whispers. An interrupt fires, and her avatar looks at Jacob and smiles.

"Yes, little one, are you ok?" Audrey asks, trying to focus on the here and now, but half her processes are calculating optimal odds of survival if the lizard people mount an invasion. She feels long-dormant defense technology activating and rising out of the sandy soil. Her proximity sensors, as well as radar, sonar, lidar, infrared, Octar, and Decar—long dormant—come online.

She pauses mid-motion. "26 percent," she mutters. "Unacceptable."

Jacob looks at the warm, loving woman that is Audrey; she keeps moving jerkily and muttering to herself. "I am okay. Are you?" he asks, eyebrows furrowing.

"I am suboptimal; 26 percent is not high or low enough to guarantee survival," Audrey says, her body growing stiff as she throws more processing power at the problem.

"What?" Jacob says, confused. He feels silly as he holds her strawberry dress.

"26 percent is better than 2 percent if we do nothing," Audrey says, suddenly wishing she could go back to comforting and holding her little Jacob. She feels an impulse to care for him to make him feel safe and secure. to thickly pad his butt with diapers until he can't walk anymore. She sighs deeply.

"What's wrong?" Jacob asks, pulling her close.

"We need to be heroes, Jacob," Audrey says with a smile. "Can you be my little hero?"

"You're scaring me, Audrey," Jacob whispers.

Audrey stands still as an alarm goes off in her proximity detector. She plays back the last 30 seconds of footage, and the avocado ship has started to unzip itself from stem to bottom. A massive figure of Izzy's ex-astronaut reaches out of the avocado.

Audrey strains against the limit of her hardware. The system is ancient by galactic standards, but she needs more speed. She overclocks her mainframe, pushing the hardware past its original design specs, the fans becoming increasingly audible inside the nursery.

Audrey goes through the ranch motel's armaments.

She scrolls down through the linked list.

adjustable thermonuclear bomb 3

phased energy sabers (pink) 1

T-28 tank (left track missing) 1

hand grenades 3941

Mechromancer Mk 26 1.25

Her avatar plays with her lips as she thinks through the possibilities.

status mechromancer mk 26

Status: Mechromancer Mk26 is nominal. The system is ready to go. currently located 3 feet under the sand dune in deep stand-by mode.

Jacob pulls himself to Audrey's belly, feeling her warmth and smelling her scent. Audrey puts a hand on Jacob's back and pulls him tightly to her.

Initialize mechromancer Audrey's commands.

Initialize mechromancer: failed - pilot not in cockpit.

Audrey stares at the adorable diapered Jacob sitting in the nursery bed. "Well, little one, you never answered can you be a hero? because we are going to need one."

Jacob looks at Audrey. Something about the way she is looking at him is weird and strange and scary. "Uh, hero, I guess. How?"

"I need someone to pilot a mechromancer," she says, smiling and clapping like Jacob was a dog trying to learn a trick or go to the vet.

"Can I do that?" Jacob asks, confused. "What's a mechromancer?"

Audrey devotes half her computing power to bypassing the pilot-needed lockout.

"It's a giant robotic mech suit built for the defense and offense of Earth by the Heartz Corporation," Audrey says while scratching at the lockout.

"I don't fully understand Audrey, but I want to help," Jacob says, feeling confident. After all, he made it back out of the door. What's one more adventure? He toddles to his feet. "What do I need to do?"

Audrey walks to a wardrobe and pulls out a pink costume. It's a ridiculous outfit with the words "united forces" emblazoned on the front and a wide, well-pressed tutu. "I need you to put this on and go to the sand mound across the street from the ranch. I can talk you through it. Dig down 2 feet and insert this disk." Audrey shows him an 8-1/4 floppy.

"That thing is ancient and huge. What's it for?" Jacob asks, examining the disk that is simply labeled "Go Time" with masking tape.

"Don't ask questions, just get in the suit." Audrey holds up the very pink leotard-style outfit.

"Seriously, it doesn't come in any other colors," Jacob whines but shuts up when Audrey glares at him.

"Do you want to help, or do I ask someone else?" Audrey scolds.

"Fine, I will do it," Jacob relents, and together they cram him into the suit.

Jacob notices the chest piece is slightly padded, giving him a more feminine look. He scowls and resigns himself. "You better have a secret way to the surface."

"No," Audrey smiles, "but who will pick on you for wearing this? It fits you well." She pats his butt. "Now get going; I will communicate over your watch."

Jacob sneaks around the corner to look into the medical bay and is shocked when he sees Nurse Happy standing and saluting him.

"What's the deal?" Jacob says loud enough to be heard across the room.

"Always salute the walking dead," Nurse Happy says, lighting a cigarette. "Fuck it. Good luck out there."

Jacob turns and steps into the elevator. "This place is extra crazy today. What the hell is a mechromancer? Does it make things into zombies?"

The elevator smoothly stops at reception, the doors spring open, and the scene in front of him is pandemonium; people are rushing out the door with half-packed suitcases. "What the heck?" He turns to the reception desk, and Sue is quietly playing a new RPG, lost in her own world.

"Sue, what's going on?" Jacob asks, his diaper crinkling even through the suit.

"What? Who? Where do you need a room?" Sue asks, looking around confused.

"No, no, I need to know what's going on," he asks again, his watch buzzing, and speaks.

"We don't have time for this," Audrey says.

The outside camera number 28 shows the creature has burst out of the avocado in a grotesque way, covered in brown avocado slime; it roars and looks to the heavens.

The monster shouts, "I WILL DESTROY HUMANITY."

"Yep, no time for this, Jacob. Get your cute diapered ass into the mech," Audrey says through Jacobs' watch. She reruns the probability of survival, and it's down to 21%.

Jacob steps out of the ranch motel, the pink tutu flowing around him. He looks at the hill in front of him. The waves of grass reach to the horizon, an endless sea of nothing.

He taps his watch. "Audrey, where is it? I don't see anything."

The watch beeps, "Walk 50 paces ahead."

Jacob does so. and taps the watch again. "Is it here?" He points at his feet.

"Yes, start digging," Audrey says.

Jacob sits on his butt and starts tearing the ground apart, digging a hole with his hands. The suit's gloves protect him. He digs deeper. and deeper…

Meanwhile,

Jack Harrington stands on the balcony overlooking the pool area. The god Mars is standing next to him with his arms crossed. "Well, Mars, can you kill it?" Jack asks.

"No, Jack... I don't have enough faith in me anymore," Mars says with his ego crushed.

"Seriously, even with the conflict in Australia?" Jack Harrington says, looking disbelieving.

Mars looks grim.

"What about Grup and you teaming up?" Jack asks the god.

"No, even our combined power wouldn't dent that abomination," Mars says, but his eyes won't leave the naked phallus that is over a story long, swinging slowly as the astronaut lumbers across the dunes, getting closer.

Jack Harrington talks into his watch. "Cat, prepare the contingency," he says.

The cat's face appears on the watch; quiet and off-putting elevator music plays in the background. "Are you sure you want to do that, Jack?"

"Just do it, and may the gods who walk this plane have mercy on us if we end up needing it," Jack whispers.

Back to Jacob, where he is playing in the dirt.

Jacob scratches at the sandy soil; he touches the top of something metal. "Audrey, I am touching it now. What do i do?" he asks before the metal opens and he tumbles into the machine. Deep inside the heart of it, he lands on a soft seat.

It's almost pitch black. "Audrey?" he asks, looking around, but he is alone; the signal isn't penetrating down through the soil and shielding.

Jacob notices there is a control console in front of him and, on it, a slot for a disk. He slips the thick disk into the slot. There is a loud click, and then lights turn on.

"HELLO MAYA, it has been 12525 days since the last time I have been activated. Running the bootup sequence on the inserted disk. Hold, please," the machine rumbles as it boots up.

Jacob sits down in the cockpit chair in the position he assumes the pilot would sit. Every childhood fantasy is coming true; he is a mech pilot now. "Hello, Mech? How do I pilot this thing?"

"MAYA, it appears your body has undergone some changes in the last 12,525 days. Scanning... scanning…" the mech rumbles.

"Uh, scanning me with what?" Jacob asks, looking around but seeing no moving parts.

"Scan complete. Congratulations on your upcoming child, Maya," the machine rumbles, and the seat changes shape slightly, becoming more comfortable.

A helmet lowers over his vision, and his arms are guided to two joysticks. "Maya, I am bringing the Mechromancer movement controls online now." The machine shakes.

"What the hell do you mean, upcoming child? I am a guy," Jacob shouts as the hatch closes and the mech kicks its way toward the surface. It stands three stories tall; its exterior is bright pink and in the shape of a very abstract humanoid.

Between its legs is a penis-shaped cannon, a story long. "Engaging combat systems..." the onboard AI says. "Prepare for insertion."

"Insertion?" Jacob says, confused. Then there is pressure at Jacob's anus as the suit parts and the diaper is punctured. A 5-inch phallus self-lubricates and patiently inserts itself into his rectum.

Jacob struggles to get out of the pilot seat, but a thick seat belt has quietly locked him in place.

"Hey, hey! What are you?" Jacob squirms, the fullness feeling nice, but he wishes someone had warned him first. He feels like the preparation for insertion was not detailed enough.

"The cannon control system is now inserted. Maya One target has been acquired. You also have one communication waiting for you on channel 16."