This High Martial World is Too Crazy!!!
Chapter 96: Brain Depository
Chapter 96: Chapter 96: Brain Depository
Out on the street, Ji Donglai conducted a preliminary preference survey:
"So let me ask you, do you like lolis, maidens, mature women, or young married women? I could even find you some widows if that’s your thing."
"Even if your tastes are a little strange, I can satisfy any LGBT or politically correct requests."
"..." Fang Can thought for a moment. "Just maidens and mature women, then."
"Got it. The conservative type."
Ji Donglai nodded seriously. "Alright, so do you prefer Tornado or Hell’s Blowing Snow? Busty or flat? Icy or sunny...?"
"Are you trying to run a full background check on me?" Seeing that Ji Donglai was about to pry out his every last preference, Fang Can cut him off. If this continued, he’d probably end up with a custom-named girl.
"I’m just trying to understand you beforehand. Maybe you have a fantasy girlfriend in mind? Wouldn’t it be great to have a woman who perfectly matches all your preferences delivered right to you?" Ji Donglai said.
"Who do you think you are, some kind of ’Great Historian’? A man’s preferences are something he should discover for himself. What’s the difference between spelling them all out and taking a dump in public?" Fang Can ranted.
"Fine. If you won’t say, then I’ll just bring you one of each tomorrow," Ji Donglai said with a shrug.
He’d just pick one of every type. There had to be one Fang Can would like... as long as his preferences weren’t too bizarre.
Watching Fang Can’s retreating back, Ji Donglai couldn’t help but let the corner of his mouth curl up. He turned, pulled out his phone, and said, "Hello, it’s me, Ji Donglai. I have an order to give."
"Immediately pull up a list of all the beauties in the New Country who are maidens or the mature type with an appearance score above 90. After screening them, send them to Z City as fast as possible."
"How many?" Ji Donglai mused. "Let’s start with... 100. I feel like sending any more would be fucking useless."
"That’s all. Oh, right, add Fang Can’s identity to the family list. He’s agreed to join us."
"As for the Otherworld exploration, there’s no rush. Let him have his fun for a few years. We can talk about it again when he gets tired of it."
...
Walking home under a dark, lightless sky, the great fires still burning fiercely in the city silhouetted Fang Can’s back.
’That guy.’ Fang Can couldn’t help but shake his head. After this encounter, he understood Ji Donglai’s attitude.
To a superhuman like Ji Donglai, ordinary humans were like attractive black people.
"It’s just too extreme," Fang Can said, shaking his head.
He didn’t exactly agree with Ji Donglai’s ideas, but since they benefited him, he wasn’t going to refuse.
The only reason he hadn’t revealed his identity before was because he was weak. Even now, he barely had enough power to protect himself.
With great power comes great responsibility. Once he was strong enough, he would naturally step up and change the world himself.
He walked down silent, empty paths, and as he neared his home, he saw the mayor waiting respectfully for him at the door.
When he saw Fang Can approaching, Mayor Li hurried forward. "I just received a message from headquarters. As of today, the person in charge of Z City will be changed from Lord King of Trolls to you. From now on, you are still the ruler of this city."
"Also, on behalf of the citizens, I want to thank you for saving all of Z City. Knowing that you prefer peace and quiet, I’ve already dispersed the crowds."
Fang Can was unfazed by suddenly being put in charge of a city.
After all, he just had to give his opinions. The people below him would handle the actual work. If things went south, he could just restart the economy and population. There was no pressure.
Isn’t that what those P Society players did before the Great Cataclysm?
"I understand. From now on, you’re all in charge of the city’s public order. Just try not to make too much of a mess."
Fang Can waved his hand, signaling for the mayor not to bother him. He’d had a long day and just wanted to get some rest.
Seeing that Fang Can preferred to keep things as they were, Mayor Li took the hint and didn’t disturb him further. After saying "Yes, sir," he withdrew.
Once everyone in the vicinity was gone, Fang Can unlocked the door and stepped inside.
The moment he entered, he saw two stunningly beautiful young women with different auras waiting for him at the Profound Gate.
"You did well this time." Liu Qingmeng, whose appearance had shrunk to that of a 16-year-old, crossed her arms in satisfaction. "With your current strength, you can already rank among the top 100 on the Latent Dragon Roll."
"Just the top 100?" Fang Can raised an eyebrow. "I thought I’d at least make the top ten."
"What are you thinking?" Liu Qingmeng shook her head and chuckled, her blue hair swaying gently with the movement.
"The top 100 of the Latent Dragon Roll has always been dominated by those Great Chu barbarians. The fact that you could reach the top 100 with your current physique already speaks volumes about your talent."
"The Cultivation Techniques of some of the great clans and noble families are no weaker than yours."
"If you want to reach the top ten, or even first place, you’ll need to at least implant the concept of the ’Corpus Cavernosum’ into your body. Only then will you have a hope of competing for the top spot."
"After that, you must step into the Heaven-Ascending Road Realm during the All-Nations Grand Tournament. That’s the only way you’ll have a chance to win." As Liu Qingmeng spoke, she was already laying out a step-by-step plan for Fang Can.
"That makes sense." Fang Can nodded seriously. "After tomorrow, I won’t be living here long-term. To prepare for the All-Nations Grand Tournament, I need to earnestly train my ’Corpus Cavernosum’."
"As for you two seniors, you can continue to stay here at ease. Those superhumans came to talk to us earlier. All of Z City is our territory now."
"I’m going to completely seal off this area. No one will be allowed to enter or exit the roads within a one-kilometer radius."
Fang Can chuckled lightly. "At that time, you two seniors can also go out for a walk whenever you like and wander around the neighborhood."
"How thoughtful of you." Liu Qingmeng looked at Fang Can with deep meaning in her eyes. "Training the ’Corpus Cavernosum’ is all well and good, but don’t get too addicted. Be careful not to let such worldly pleasures sap your will."
"That’s impossible." Fang Can had an expression of utmost righteousness. "Don’t worry, Senior. I’m not interested in the charms of women. This is all for the sake of my cultivation."
’Bullshit! I’d have to be a fool to believe you! You insatiable, red-eyed, wicked little brat!’
Watching the young man’s righteously indignant expression, Jiang Ning’an cursed him fiercely in her heart, not quite understanding why her own emotions were spiraling out of control.
The feeling was similar to the setbacks she’d experienced in her cultivation before, but upon closer inspection, it was fundamentally different.
Driven by her emotions, her pale, delicate fingertips unconsciously pinched the corner of her clothes, while her face put on a self-protective mask of icy indifference.
"Oh, right." Fang Can suddenly looked at Jiang Ning’an and tapped his temple. "Senior, didn’t you want to study my brain before?"
"I was thinking that I might not be back for a few days, so I wondered if I should just leave my brain here with you, Senior. You can return it when you’re done studying it."
As he spoke, Fang Can prepared to remove his own brain.
’After all, he was going to be focused on researching the ’Corpus Cavernosum’ anyway. He could just let himself be ruled by lust, allowing his little brother to do the thinking and comprehending for him. It wasn’t like he’d have any use for his brain.’
’Since she seems so interested in my brain, I might as well lend it to her for a few days.’
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