Chapter 2095 As Vain as Her Life, Snake Piaopiao! (Part 2)

They were even bigger than the chest Gu Changsheng had always been so proud of!

"Heh... no need to compare any further, your boobs really are way bigger than mine!" Gu Changsheng lowered her head, glanced at her own chest, and had no choice but to speak with brutal honesty.

"But of course, this Snake has long known you could never grow to be more enchanting than me! Still, your looks are indeed not bad, and your skin really is pretty good!" Snake Piaopiao raised her pointed chin in smug pride as she spoke, her face full of aloof arrogance.

Seeing this, Gu Changsheng immediately shut her eyes, couldn’t help lifting a hand, and said, "Enough! Shut up! If you don’t talk, I can still pretend you’re some cool and aloof Snake Spirit!"

The moment you open that damn mouth, you’re showing off that you’re all boobs and no brains, you freaking Snake Spirit Disease!

"You!" Snake Piaopiao was rendered speechless by Gu Changsheng’s retort, but Gu Changsheng didn’t have time to argue with her. She casually rummaged in her robes, fished out a small Porcelain Vial, tossed it into Snake Piaopiao’s arms, her gaze roaming over the gate of the Divine Weapon Forging Tower, and said lazily, "Qibai Tender Skin Cream. Just gently smear on a thin layer, guaranteed to make your complexion even more stunning, and all the roughness from the changing climate will vanish without a trace!"

"Really?" Snatching up the Porcelain Vial containing the Qibai Tender Skin Cream in a flustered hurry, Snake Piaopiao said, her face alight with excitement.

"Absolutely true!"

Gu Changsheng didn’t even spare Snake Piaopiao a glance. Her eyes were fixed straight on the tightly shut doors of the Divine Weapon Forging Tower as she muttered.

"Then how do I apply it? How much do I use? You teach this Snake!" Snake Piaopiao hugged the Porcelain Vial and moved right up to Gu Changsheng’s face, as impatient as could be.

"Move it, you’re blocking this old lady’s line of sight!" Gu Changsheng, who was studying the tower door, casually waved Snake Piaopiao’s head out from in front of her, not even granting her a proper look.

Standing by Gu Changsheng’s side, Zhou Mu watched his little woman’s actions and honestly broke out in a cold sweat for her, worried Snake Piaopiao would lose it again, instinctively wanting to shield Gu Changsheng behind him.

But, to Zhou Mu’s surprise, Snake Piaopiao didn’t get angry at all. Instead, she grabbed Gu Changsheng’s sleeve and started shaking it nonstop, saying in a full-on coquettish tone, "Don’t be like that, tell this Snake first how to apply this ointment. Stop staring at that damned door, what’s so great about it? It’s nowhere near as good-looking as this Snake..."

Even Zhou Mu was so thrown off by Snake Piaopiao’s tone that he couldn’t help stepping back. As for Gu Changsheng, who was being shaken and acted cute at, she snapped back to her senses at once, and the goosebumps all over her body popped up in a layer...

"Cut it out, cut it out! Snake Spirit Disease, you really are sick! This old lady truly admits defeat with you!"

A Snake Spirit so vain it’s a sickness would be bad enough, but this Snake Spirit could even act cute—Gu Changsheng was utterly done!

Faced with a Snake Piaopiao like this, even a hardcore straight woman like Gu Changsheng, who doesn’t like women at all, had to admit she really couldn’t handle it!

In order to escape the fate of being acted cute at, and to get her goosebumps to calm down faster, Gu Changsheng practically scrambled as she snatched the Porcelain Vial of Qibai Tender Skin Cream from Snake Piaopiao’s hands, her face full of capitulation as she said, "I’ll put it on for you! I’ll put it on for you, okay? Just stop talking like that, can we act like normal people?"

"Hehe... fine! You put it on! You put it on!" Seeing this, Snake Piaopiao was instantly satisfied. Her long snake tail coiled beneath her, and she tilted her little face up toward Gu Changsheng, a look of complete submission to being ravished. Her red lips parted slightly as she murmured, "We of the Snake Clan have always talked like this. No matter what, we can’t sound like normal people, because this Snake simply isn’t a person!"

"You’re not a person and you’re damn proud of it, huh!" Gu Changsheng rolled her eyes at that.

"What’s so great about being human? We of the Snake Clan age slowly!"

"Aging slowly doesn’t mean you don’t age at all!" Gu Changsheng didn’t dare tell this Snake Spirit Disease in front of her that she herself might never grow old.

"That’s exactly why this Snake spit you out, you must be able to help this Snake. This Snake wants to stay forever young!" Snake Piaopiao lifted her little face, full of conviction.

Gu Changsheng looked at the little face before her, at Snake Piaopiao’s trembling long lashes, and genuinely had no idea what to say. She could only resign herself, taking some Qibai Tender Skin Cream from the Porcelain Vial and starting to spread it over Snake Piaopiao’s face...

Don’t ask why Gu Changsheng was carrying Qibai Tender Skin Cream on her—because Gu Changsheng is a woman, and this ointment was something she prepared for herself!

All women love beauty. Though Gu Changsheng wasn’t insane about it to the level of Snake Piaopiao’s sickness, she was still a normal woman!

The Qibai Tender Skin Cream was personally formulated by Gu Changsheng, so of course its effects were top-notch. The cool, gentle sensation as it spread over her face immediately made Snake Piaopiao let out a satisfied sigh...

Gu Changsheng really was defeated by Snake Piaopiao’s every move and gesture, all dripping with seductive charm. If you ask what "born with bones of seduction" looks like, then Snake Piaopiao’s existence once again reshaped Gu Changsheng’s understanding of feminine allure. The woman merely let out a single satisfied sigh, and it somehow made people feel like their bones had gone soft, you know?

"Snake Spirit Disease..." Gu Changsheng sighed softly.

"This Snake’s name is Snake Piaopiao..."

"Snake Spirit Disease and Snake Piaopiao are the same thing!"

"This Snake’s name is Snake Piaopiao..."

"Fine then, a Snake Spirit Disease named Snake Piaopiao..." Gu Changsheng compromised, her hand already spreading the ointment from Snake Piaopiao’s forehead down to her chin...

Looking at Snake Piaopiao’s sharp little chin, Gu Changsheng felt a stab of eye pain.

How can there be someone—ah no, some snake—who actually grew such a textbook-standard pointed chin?

Personally, Gu Changsheng wasn’t a fan of this kind of pointy chin, but she had to admit, this pointy chin really did look pretty—just a bit too damn pointy...