Time Travel: The Best Doctor in Ancient Times
Chapter 2096 Divine Weapon Forging Tower, Local Tycoon!
"Snake Spirit Disease..." Gu Changsheng muttered softly while applying ointment to Snake Piaopiao’s sharp chin.
"Snake Piaopiao!"
"Snake Spirit Disease! Your sharp chin, it’s really quite something!" Gu Changsheng paid no mind to Snake Piaopiao’s repeated emphasis on her name, thinking to himself that she was indeed suffering from Snake Spirit Disease, whether she admitted it or not!
Delighted by Gu Changsheng’s compliment, Snake Piaopiao proudly lifted her pointy chin...
This upward motion was disastrous for Gu Changsheng, who was in the process of applying ointment to Snake Piaopiao’s chin!
Damn!
She was jabbed by Snake Piaopiao’s chin!
Jabbed!
Jabbed!
She was actually jabbed in the hand by a snake’s chin, can you believe it?
Whether you believe it or not, that’s the reality. Gu Changsheng looked at her jabbed hand, her mouth twitching uncontrollably. After a few moments, she couldn’t contain herself and earnestly suggested, "Snake Spirit Disease, I have a suggestion for you!"
"Go ahead!" In appreciation of the beauty cream provided by Gu Changsheng, Snake Piaopiao considered her a friend, her attitude remarkably pleasant.
"I think, going forward in fights, you really don’t need to keep sticking out your snake tongue. It really doesn’t look good!" Gu Changsheng remarked, honestly, while looking at Snake Piaopiao’s sharp face and chin.
"Alright, I shall listen, I want to be beautiful, to always be beautiful!" Snake Piaopiao nodded, yet her sharp chin once again jabbed Gu Changsheng’s hand...
Gu Changsheng was silently frustrated, gritting her teeth as she spoke up, "So, if anyone ever offends you again, just show them your sharp chin! Trust me, with a chin like yours, you could easily puncture a few holes in someone, turning them into a sieve with precision, one jab after another!"
Damn, her hand was already sore from the jabbing!
Although due to her constitution there was no redness or bleeding, Gu Changsheng felt her words were not in jest; if it were someone else, they would surely be injured by Snake Piaopiao’s sharp chin!
"..." Snake Piaopiao was left bewildered by Gu Changsheng’s suggestion, unable to respond for quite some time.
"Yes, exactly, just like that. Let people die in the beauty of your sharp chin; even as ghosts, they would be soul-dissolving! Trust me, this could be your trump card!" Finally, having applied the ointment, with no further threat of being jabbed, Gu Changsheng regarded the Qibai Cream-covered face before her with confidence.
Honestly, in her two lives before and now, Gu Changsheng had never encountered such a definitive sharp chin, so distinct and naturally crafted!
"..." Listening to Gu Changsheng’s words, Snake Piaopiao fell into deep thought, eventually nodding with seriousness, "You seem to have a good point..."
Gu Changsheng was stunned!
Who knew she was joking! Joking!
Do you understand joking?
Zhou Mu was stunned too; he couldn’t keep up with the thought process of both a woman and a snake spirit!
With no other option, Zhou Mu took a step back, feeling that his woman had found a way to communicate with the snake spirit, not only finding it but also sharing common ground. In the short term, there should be no danger!
However, the interaction between his woman and the snake spirit left him, as a normal man, a little unable to process!
Zhou Mu, defeated!
Gu Changsheng felt somewhat defeated too!
She was genuinely beaten by Snake Piaopiao’s intellect!
What does it mean to have no limits on intelligence? This is what it means!
For a moment, Gu Changsheng actually felt she had wronged her Yuan Bao; compared to this snake spirit disease before her, her Yuan Bao was incredibly smart!
Indeed, in this world, there’s no limits to foolishness, only greater foolishness. The snake spirit disease before her is the epitome of greater foolishness, the ancestor of dense-headedness!
"Snake Spirit Disease, do you snake clan members even have brains? I’ve heard about eating monkey brains, but I’ve never heard about eating snake brains!" Gu Changsheng pondered before finally voicing her question.
Heaven knows whether snakes have brains — Gu Changsheng figured, looking at Snake Piaopiao, she probably hadn’t developed one!
"You’re the one without a brain! Let me tell you, don’t think just because you’re pretty, I wouldn’t dare eat you!"
Unexpectedly, Snake Piaopiao reacted, retorting to Gu Changsheng’s remark!
"Don’t eat me! Just show me your sharp chin, jab me or retort me, that’s a death I can accept!" In response, Gu Changsheng rolled her eyes.
At last, Snake Piaopiao was speechless, suddenly finding this human quite interesting. Maybe she had been alone too long, deprived of communication for ages. Whatever it was, she found Gu Changsheng thoroughly amusing!
Gu Changsheng glanced at the Qibai Beauty Cream applied on Snake Piaopiao’s face, reaching out to touch it, while cautioning, "It will take a while to dry, be good and don’t move, don’t make any expressions. Otherwise, if wrinkles form on your sharp chin, don’t blame me for not warning you!"
Gu Changsheng reckoned she was indeed a kind person, kind enough to remind a snake spirit disease!
"Alright!"
Upon hearing, Snake Piaopiao nodded obediently.
Having pacified Snake Piaopiao, knowing she wasn’t likely to lash out soon, Gu Changsheng began wandering around Snake Piaopiao’s territory. Of course, her focus was the gates to the Divine Weapon Forging Tower behind the Golden Throne!
Yet, her focus wasn’t too obvious, fearing Snake Piaopiao, as the guardian snake spirit of the Divine Weapon Forging Tower, would suddenly act up!
Wherever Gu Changsheng went, Snake Piaopiao would sway her snake tail and follow, giving the impression that Gu Changsheng was her mother, and she couldn’t leave for a moment!
"Can you stop following me?" Gu Changsheng rubbed her forehead.
Seriously, just apply that Qibai Tender Skin Cream mask and stay put. Why follow me?
You’re making it hard for me to survey the terrain and look at the Divine Weapon Forging Tower!
"No way! I’m bored!"
Snake Piaopiao’s reply was quite confident.
Despite Snake Piaopiao’s overly confident reply, Gu Changsheng, for a moment, couldn’t find the words to retort!
Then as she thought it over again, this was her territory after all; if she wanted to wander, what could an outsider like her do?
"Can you chat with me?" Behind Gu Changsheng, Snake Piaopiao’s voice was so soft it could drip water, carrying a hint of coyness.
"No, can’t you see I’m busy?" Gu Changsheng, having wandered around the entrance of the Divine Weapon Forging Tower several times, replied grumpily upon hearing this.
This thing and the cliff fit perfectly, making Gu Changsheng wonder if the door could actually be opened — is this really the Divine Weapon Forging Tower she’s looking for?
Have you ever seen a Divine Weapon Forging Tower carved into a cliff face?
Where’s the tower that was promised?
This is just a mountain!
Towers should look like towers, like Ta You’s Star Innate Tower, which at least resembles a tower. But this, revealing a cliff — what kind of ghost is this?
Reaching out, she tapped on the carved door of the Divine Weapon Forging Tower, and a dull sound echoed...
Well then!
It’s not even hollow, a solid tower?
Gu Changsheng was speechless!
"Can you stop staring at this tower? It’s not as beautiful as me..." Snake Piaopiao, following behind Gu Changsheng, was quite resentful; that pitch-black man was very cold, like a big ice block. As a member of the Snake Clan, Snake Piaopiao disliked cold things the most. Otherwise, would snakes even bother hibernating?
Therefore, Snake Piaopiao felt that Gu Changsheng was easier to get along with!
Only, Gu Changsheng obviously didn’t want to pay attention to her, which made Snake Piaopiao a bit hurt!
"It’s not as beautiful as you, but inside the tower is something I want!" Immersed in inspecting the tower door, Gu Changsheng, unknowingly, let slip what was in her heart.
After saying this, Gu Changsheng immediately snapped awake.
Oh dear, she momentarily forgot the one tailing her was actually the watchful snake of the Divine Weapon Forging Tower!
Now it’s clear, her ill intentions were caught red-handed again; what should she do?
Would the snake spirit disease she just managed to calm down flare up again?
Gu Changsheng woodenly turned her head, awkwardly smiling, thinking that upon turning, she might be faced with a face spitting a snake tongue, ready to swallow her back up at any moment!
The consequences of being absent-minded were quite serious...
"You didn’t hear anything; I’m not after the thing you’re guarding..."
With her eyes closed, Gu Changsheng turned back, extending both hands in a refusal gesture, weakly explaining...
Actually, from the start, she was after this tower, even though this tower hardly resembled a tower, more like a carving...
"You can’t get in."
However, to Gu Changsheng’s surprise, there was no snake tongue, no snake mouth, no getting angry; instead, she heard Snake Piaopiao’s calm voice beside her...
"Huh?" Snake Piaopiao’s calmness made Gu Changsheng suddenly lose her composure, opening her eyes instantly, facing a face slathered in Qibai Tender Skin Cream, incredibly calm and composed.
"You really can’t get in!"
With a face covered in cream, Snake Piaopiao looked at Gu Changsheng and spoke again.
"But, if I say I don’t want to go in, would you believe me?" Gu Changsheng awkwardly smiled, thought for a moment, and spoke again.
"Would you believe it?" Snake Piaopiao looked at Gu Changsheng, asking calmly.
The feeling was like saying: Do you really think I’m stupid as a snake...
"..." Gu Changsheng was at a loss for words, blocked by Snake Piaopiao.
Do I believe it?
If I believed it, now that would be weird!
If she didn’t want to go in, then why would she trek across mountains and rivers to Divine Mount Qilian?
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