Chapter 330: I’m Missing a Bed-Warming Maid

Chapter 330: Chapter 330: I’m Missing a Bed-Warming Maid

Ye Feng turned to Yang Hai and said with a grin,

"So, you can’t do it? And you think I can’t either?"

Yang Hai sighed. "Marshal, I’m just a junior combat operations staff officer. How much help can I really be to you?"

Ye Feng chuckled. "Starting today, you’re not a combat operations staff officer anymore!"

Then, his voice boomed. "Yang Hai, receive your orders!"

"Your subordinate is here!" Yang Hai replied respectfully.

"I am now promoting you to the position of Vice-Marshal of the War Department! You will assist me in mobilizing Malaysia’s five million elite soldiers!" Ye Feng announced directly.

Hearing this, Yang Hai froze on the spot. The next moment, he shook his head frantically, his face filled with guilt as he cried out,

"Marshal, Yang Hai is just a combat operations staff officer. I have neither the experience nor the seniority. I am truly unworthy of this great responsibility!"

Ye Feng waved his hand dismissively and said with overbearing confidence, "If I say you can do it, you can do it. And even if you can’t, you still can!"

Everyone present was speechless. "..."

Ye Feng looked at the dumbfounded Yang Hai and continued, "Being able to stick to your principles and fulfill your duties is more than enough!

"Yang Hai, are you willing to assist me on this expedition, to protect Malaysia and defend Her Majesty the Queen?"

Yang Hai finally snapped out of it. He looked at Ye Feng and declared forcefully,

"I would go through fire and water and never shrink from death!"

Ye Feng nodded in satisfaction. "You’re more familiar with the situation in the War Department than I am. Round up all those bastards who are willing to sell out Her Majesty the Queen for their own benefit. And promote all the hot-blooded commanders who are willing to defend the Queen to the death!"

With that, he strode toward the exit.

At the door, he said coldly, "With my marshal’s seal, kill anyone who dares to disobey!"

As he spoke, he casually tossed the marshal’s seal over. "Twenty minutes. Is that enough?"

Yang Hai caught the seal and replied with steely resolve, "Twenty minutes is more than enough!"

Ye Feng nodded, then strode out with Ouyang Qiu and Du Lei.

Du Lei looked at Ye Feng with a wry smile. "Brother, I see it now. You’re the true dragon among men. There’s not much I can do to help you at this point. I’m heading to the embassy now. When you return in triumph, I’ll throw a banquet to celebrate for you!"

"Deal!" Ye Feng nodded with a smile, and Du Lei turned to leave.

Ye Feng watched Du Lei’s departing figure and called out with a grin, "Boss, I’ll be waiting for the day you’ve got my back!"

Du Lei’s body swayed, and he nearly stumbled to the ground.

...

「Meanwhile」

「At the entrance」

A Maserati Quattroporte was parked there. A young woman sat in the driver’s seat.

It was Xia Yanran.

Her wine-red curls were draped softly over her shoulders. A touch of light makeup on her gorgeous face only served to enhance her captivating charm.

She wore a leopard-print dress that perfectly outlined her fiery figure. Her magnificent chest seemed ready to burst through the fabric at any moment!

In the passenger seat, Wei Qinglong stared, his eyes glued to this absolute bombshell. But he quickly came to his senses and snapped his head away.

Xia Yanran was beautiful, but Wei Qinglong was even more aware of how terrifying she could be.

If he ever dared to have any improper thoughts about her, Xia Yanran would absolutely not hesitate to castrate him.

Wei Qinglong swallowed hard and said with some concern,

"Boss, this Jiang Long fellow is incredibly arrogant. Plus, he has his mentor, Kong Wei, backing him up. Ye Feng is definitely going to be at a huge disadvantage if he goes in there. Why don’t we hurry inside and back him up?"

"No!" The moment Wei Qinglong finished speaking, Xia Yanran flatly refused. She gritted her teeth and said, "Of course I know that Jiang Long is a tough bastard to deal with, but I am not going in there to help Ye Feng. Today, I want him to suffer a huge loss.

"He dared to spank my ass? Does he really think this lady is some kind of pushover he can just mess with whenever he wants?

"Well, I’m not!

"He dared to provoke me, and for that, he will pay a heavy price!"

Seeing Xia Yanran’s ferocious expression, Wei Qinglong felt his hair stand on end.

’I’ll have to mourn for Ye Feng for three minutes,’ he thought. ’Out of everyone you could have provoked, you just had to provoke Xia Yanran. You’re in for some serious bad luck this time!’

Wei Qinglong swallowed and looked at Xia Yanran worriedly. "Boss, what if that Jiang Long just kills Ye Feng on the spot? That wouldn’t be good!"

Xia Yanran nodded. "Mm, that guy still has his uses. If he actually gets killed, then the fun’s over!

"Let’s go, we’re going in. I really want to see the pathetic look on Ye Feng’s face when he has a gun pointed at him..."

Before she could finish, a cheerful voice cut her off from across the way:

"Sorry to disappoint you!"

As the voice fell, two figures strode toward them: Ye Feng and Ouyang Qiu.

"You... You’re okay?" Seeing Ye Feng emerge completely unscathed, Xia Yanran’s eyes went wide.

Ye Feng walked up to Xia Yanran, looked at her, and said with a chuckle,

"Despicable. You really hoped something bad would happen to me, didn’t you?"

Hearing Ye Feng’s foul mouth, Xia Yanran instantly flew into a rage. With her hands on her hips, she glared at Ye Feng and stomped her foot, shouting,

"You’re the despicable one! Your whole family is despicable...!"

Ye Feng’s gaze drifted directly to Xia Yanran’s butt.

Xia Yanran instantly felt a phantom pain in her rear and lost all her bravado. She quickly took a step back, staring at Ye Feng with a wary expression as she shouted,

"I’m telling you, we’re on the same side today! You can’t hit me again!

"My sister said I have to come to the War Department to help you. Now, go ahead and appoint me to the position of Vice-Marshal!"

"Vice-Marshal? Ah, I’ve already appointed someone," Ye Feng rejected her outright. "Besides, on what grounds do you deserve to be Vice-Marshal? Because of how big your... assets are?"

"You...!" Xia Yanran was about to erupt, but Ye Feng’s eyes once again locked onto her butt. She shrank back, forcing down her anger as she said,

"Then make me a combat operations staff officer!"

"That position is, uh, taken!"

"Then appoint me as an army supervisor!"

"That’s also taken. The soldiers I command don’t need a supervisor."

"I don’t want to supervise the soldiers! I just want to supervise you!" Xia Yanran blurted out in a fit of anger.

Ye Feng looked at Xia Yanran and suddenly broke into a chuckle. "Supervise me? Do you have the right... equipment for that?"

"Supervise you! Why wouldn’t I have the right equipment for that?" Xia Yanran asked, confused. But when she saw Ye Feng’s gaze drift down to a certain part of her body and thought about his words, she suddenly understood. She glared at him and began to curse,

"Ye Feng, I’m gonna get y—"

She cut her curse in half, but the remaining words sounded rather suggestive. Ye Feng turned to look at her and said with a grin,

"You’re quite the feisty one, aren’t you!"

Xia Yanran was speechless. "..."

Xia Yanran swallowed and glared at Ye Feng. "Then tell me, what position are you going to give me?"

Ye Feng looked at her with a perfectly straight face and said, "I happen to be short a bed-warming girl. Why don’t you take that position?"

"I’m gonna get y—" Hearing Ye Feng insult her so brazenly, Xia Yanran flew into another rage. She glared at him, ready to curse him out again, but caught herself halfway through once more, leaving another half-finished sentence hanging in the air.

Ye Feng looked at Xia Yanran and nodded, a smirk on his face. "I know you are. And aren’t I granting your request?"

Xia Yanran was speechless. "..."

Just then, Wei Qinglong came over, rubbing his hands together as he said to Ye Feng, "Um, Marshal, I’d also like to do my part to defend Her Majesty the Queen. Do you think you could arrange a position for me?"

Ye Feng looked at Wei Qinglong and nodded in approval. "To live among the common folk yet not lose your righteous and chivalrous heart. Not bad. Today, I shall appoint you as Vanguard Commander!"

"Thank you, Marshal! Wei Qinglong will not fail to live up to this great responsibility!"

Beside them, Xia Yanran was so angry her nose was practically crooked.