Chapter 857 - 74: Bragging

Chapter 857: Chapter 74: Bragging

Li Xin looked at the two of them almost ready, stood up, and walked towards Shi Dazhu.

Seeing Li Xin coming over, Shi Dazhu’s face went blank and his mind suddenly brightened: "You said we could attack you, you can’t go back on your word!"

"Oh, did I say that?"

"Yes, yes, Master Xin, you did say that. That’s how it is in the Divine Land, the leader has to be stronger than the little brothers, and, well, the little brothers can challenge too, we just want to improve." Fatty Nine’s brain worked quickly, hurriedly adding.

"Oh, so I should do as the locals do?"

"Yes, yes, Master Xin is so wise and mighty, naturally so, naturally so." Fatty Nine forced a smile and said.

"But what if I’m unhappy?" Li Xin pointed at the damaged house.

"Master Xin, this Lower Courtyard of the Martial Heart Sect is all yours, you can stay in any of the empty houses. Look at my memory, there’s a better house in the southeast corner, and I’ll make you a delightful breakfast tomorrow morning, how about that?" Gan Jiu was about to cry; if it happens again, he would surely lose control.

Li Xin patted the fat man’s face, "Add more poison."

"I wouldn’t dare, I wouldn’t dare."

"And you, Idiot Zhu, do you think holding a stick makes you a monkey?"

Shi Dazhu angrily glared, but didn’t dare talk nonsense anymore, he was barely holding his urine in.

"I... I’ll fetch your bathing water in the future." Shi Dazhu gritted his teeth.

"Hmm, that actually sounds good. In the future, put a large water tank in my yard, a good one. If you trick me, I’ll make sure you can’t hold your bowels in the future."

Li Xin knew the water in the sect was fetched from far away by Idiot Zhu, this water contained Spiritual Ability, making it pleasant whether drinking or bathing.

When Li Xin walked away, Shi Dazhu climbed to Gan Jiu’s side with effort and slapped him hard.

Fatty Nine spun in place several times, holding his face, "Idiot Zhu, are you mad, hitting me again!"

"You dog, didn’t you say Erosion Moon Fragrance could knock out even a Golden Core? You’re lying to me again. If I don’t beat you to death today this beast won’t learn..."

"Wait, what I bought is the real deal, I tried it myself. Could it be that brat really is immune to all poisons?" Gan Jiu hurriedly waved his hand, "Besides, what’s the benefit of faking it? I got hit too."

"You didn’t help just now!"

"You told me to get lost, by the time I thought to act, you were done!" Gan Jiu said, aggrieved, "Always bragging you’re the number one stick among loose cultivators, and yet you’re so faint-hearted when it comes down to it."

Shi Dazhu’s face turned red: "If it weren’t for worrying about exposure, I’d have hit him with the stick long ago, ...cough cough, this beast is formidable, although I didn’t dare unleash fully, his strength is solidly at Peak of Grade Four, might be even more outside!"

"Even today wasn’t totally fruitless, at least we’ve probed his depth. This guy is likely plotting something similar to us, maybe we should switch strategies to deal with him, perhaps get him to cultivate for us!" Gan Jiu pointed towards the mountain and said.

"Switch strategies? Can’t you come up with a stronger poison, you always let him enjoy it."

"I’m a Pill Cultivator, not a Poison Master, you know this. Old era poisons are rare under regulation, those on the market now are newly made, but those can’t take down that beast, we shouldn’t risk it head-on."

Shi Dazhu calmed down, even at his sorest, he didn’t forget his goal, since he couldn’t defeat him head-on, he had to switch tactics.

"Da Shi, I don’t quite believe this brat is truly immune to all poisons, but the fiercer poisons have residues, surely they’d be traced and are costly, it’d ruin our plan. I think we should take advantage of him being an outsider, use him first, then go for a borrowed knife kill!"

"Oh? You’ve got an idea?"

"Didn’t you hear that brat muttering something about seductive women being wonderful when he came back, that’s meant for us to hear." Fatty Nine said, having caught his breath, leaning against the wall.

"Damn, we’re loose cultivators, experts at concealing aura, and he can actually notice?"

"Idiot, I mean he’s never actually experienced seductive women’s pleasures, do you feel any post-coital signs on him? This jerk is definitely bragging; if Jiuxiao Building’s seductive women were that easy to handle, would we need to go to Chunxiao Building?" Gan Jiu lit a cigarette and tossed one to Shi Dazhu.

Shi Dazhu leaned against the wall, took a drag, and blew out a smoke ring, almost as if he exhaled all his soreness, feeling quite comfortable.

"You want to use seductive women to drag him down, but even they don’t care for us two, why would they care for him, an outside country bumpkin?" Shi Dazhu said.

"That’s indeed a problem, this brat is average-looking, a bumpkin, Jiuxiao Building’s women all have eyes set high above the head, I did think too simply..." Gan Jiu pondered, "There’s only one way!"

"What way?"

"I have a plan, pave the way with Spirit Stone...!" Gan Jiu whispered.

Shi Dazhu immediately reacted, rolled his eyes, "I don’t have any."

"Idiot Zhu, this is our grand plan for eternity; once Golden Core is achieved, where in heaven is not ours to roam? Otherwise, accumulating more is just for nothing."

"You say it better than a song, why don’t you give some?"

"I’ll contribute some, you contribute some too, say it’s our apology gift to him, so when he loses, we’ve got an excuse to act."

Shi Dazhu felt the same, having been hit so many times he never endured such indignation in his life, he had to regain his standing, otherwise once Golden Core is achieved, his Dao heart would be unstable.

"Alright, we’ll figure it out, but have to find a way to make him spend the Spirit Stone on the right place." Shi Dazhu said solemnly.

"Who dares call you an idiot, I’ll fight them!" Gan Jiu laughed.

"Haha, I’ve survived in the Divine Land by playing dumb, otherwise how could I have such days, but you are indeed very fat, hahaha."

Li Xin reached the house in the southeast corner; he had been eyeing this place, always hesitant to move in, had to be cautious of those two idiots reporting to Fang Chi or Fang Qingning being displeased, but now he could live here without worry.

The items in the room, Li Xin had long since stored in Yazama Karashi, now he took them all out, comfortably lying on the bed.

However, after lying for a while, Li Xin got up again, having lost sleep after a busy day, he casually tidied up the place, doing a check to prevent any tricks being played on him.

After finishing, Li Xin suddenly remembered something, took out the Ancient Bronze Bell and shook it.

A while later, an Immortal emerged from the mist, besides being regular-sized making entry easy now, it wouldn’t have the terror of a giant thing.

Li Xin took out that jug of Monkey Wine, poured out a bottle from a porcelain, instantly the room was filled with liquor fragrance; Li Xin couldn’t help swallowing salivas, this was better than Jiuxiao Building’s, truly a fine brew, surpassing the Gourmet Association, placed two Spirit Stones within and wrote a letter to Ma Liu, hoping Ma Liu could replicate it, otherwise drinking it all would end its song.