I Siphon the Dead to Become the Strongest
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SUMMARY
The world evolved into a comic-book nightmare of gates, monsters, and rock-star S-Rankers. Me? I’m Ethan—a bottom-tier E-Ranker.
Sure, I have a "busted" power that lets me steal and absorb monster souls. But while every dark anti-hero in fiction uses that kind of ability to edge-lord their way to global domination, I have far more realistic goals: keeping a roof over my adoptive sister's head, paying for her math tutoring, and using stolen monster passives to open stubborn pickle jars and never tire while running for the bus.
I hunt harmless E-Rank Slimes, keep my head down, and stay out of trouble. But in a post-apocalypse Seoul where trouble always finds you, staying average might just be the hardest job of all.
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Chapter List
- CHAPTER 1: THE E-RANK LIFE
- Chapter 2: A Very Serious Guide to Looking Harmless
- Chapter 3: Low Rank, Lower Expectations
- Chapter 4: No Good Deed Goes Unpunished (And Other Reasons I Hate Heroes)
- Chapter 5: Stick to the Plan (Or Just Get Stuck)
- Chapter 6: A Taboo Solution to a Sticky Situation
- Chapter 7: The Smell of Honest Work (and Compost)
- Chapter 8: A Tragic Confluence of Convenience
- Chapter 9: A Sticky Financial Situation
- Chapter 10: The Arsenal of an Extraordinary Nobody
- Chapter 11: Two Near-Death Experiences Aren’t Enough
- Chapter 12: A High-Risk, Low-Reward Agreement
- Chapter 13: Of Goblins and God Complexes (Mostly Hers)
- Chapter 14: Holy Crap! (Literally)
- Chapter 15: Talk Shi*t, Get Hit
- Chapter 16: Ball-Buster’s Debut
- Chapter 17: A Poem of Pure Pain
- Chapter 18: Thumb Bone vs. Adam’s Apple: A Love Story
- Chapter 19: I Said No Skills, Not No Muscle
- Chapter 20: A Very Aggressive Form of Caretaking
- Chapter 21: I Came to Nurture You (Open Wide, Or Else)
- Chapter 22: Leave Me Alone, I Am Trying to Be Aggressively Average
- Chapter 23: Who Needs a Forecast When You Have Overthinking?
- Chapter 24: How to Defeat an E-Ranker: Just Hop Once
- Chapter 25: Good Things Are Just Traps With Better Lighting
- Chapter 26: When the Laziest Hunter Gets Serious
- Chapter 27: A High-Budget Way to Avoid Work
- Chapter 28: Wrath of the Heavenly Demon
- Chapter 29: Is Getting Slammed Into the Dirt Part of the Plan?
- Chapter 30: Armor-Plated Perversion and Bust-ed Expectations
- Chapter 31: The Price of Being Naturally Gifted
- Chapter 32: Certified, Legitimate, and Completely Insane
- Chapter 33: A Very Expensive Near-Death Experience
- Chapter 34: Orcs Have Feelings Too
- Chapter 35: How Much Voltage Does It Take to Fry an Orc?
- Chapter 36: Miss Tits-of-Terror Strikes Again
- Chapter 37: “If I Die, You Die Too”
- Chapter 38: We’re Getting Sky-Jacked
- Chapter 39: Choked Out by Mount Bustmore
- Chapter 40: So You’re Telling Me Punching Everything Doesn’t Work?
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