Chapter 1272 - 1244: Sugar-Free Idiot Cure

Chapter 1272: Chapter 1244: Sugar-Free Idiot Cure

Qian was furious, wondering how many of these dodgy fake medicines he had prepared to lure her in.

"The top row of blue bottles," Qio Yu Xuan suggested.

Qian saw how serious he looked, picked up a blue bottle and noticed a cartoon label stuck to the plastic with a handwritten note.

Brain Loss Pills for Renal Deficiency Without Sugar

I... ×!!!

Qian felt a few thunderclaps inside her, damn, fooled again, what kind of medicine is this!

"Hehe, is it fun? I wrote that personally, isn’t it just hilarious?"

Qian thought about how she had just worried for him, but this guy was still playing tricks on her, so angrily she grabbed the bottle and threw it at Qio Yu Xuan.

"You damn old man! Don’t ever come in front of me again! I will absolutely, absolutely, absolutely never forgive you! I don’t even acknowledge you as my dad!"

After roaring, she stormed out like a little cannonball, turned back at the doorway, and gave Qio Yu Xuan the finger, "If I ever believe your ludicrous lies again, I’ll take your surname!"

Yu Minglang could hear his wife’s furious outburst from down the corridor and couldn’t help but raise an eyebrow.

Did the negotiations break down?

Considering his wife’s voice was usually not loud, even when angry, she just gave a cool glare at most.

How angry must she have been to shout this loudly?

Yu Minglang hurried over, wanted to help Qian, but before reaching her, he saw her kicking the hospital room door, an immature act that made Yu Minglang exasperated, while Qio Yu Xuan inside the room laughed out loud.

"Kick a few more times, after you go back, you can also write my name on a ping pong ball and hit it hard, definitely let the anger out, don’t hold it in or you’ll get psychological problems; you can actually stab a doll with a needle... better not, you’ll easily prick your hand."

Qio Yu Xuan’s words made Qian even angrier, she grabbed her hair and screamed, which scared Yu Minglang into holding his breath; Qian was practically exploding with rage, shouted again, and kicked the door a few more times before storming off, Yu Minglang quickly followed.

Thinking, this dad is really something, so far only he got Qian so pissed she lost her cool.

Qio Yu Xuan cheerfully watched Qian leave, and as her figure disappeared, he broke into a cold sweat and poured two pills from that "Brain Loss Pill" bottle into his mouth; Nong Yao came in and saw him like this, quickly helped him lie down, and only after a while did the medicine take effect, allowing Qio Yu Xuan to recover.

"What’s up with you? She already believed you, just a few soft words would have achieved your goal, but you had to provoke her, making her this angry, and you’ve made yourself sick again, what are you trying to gain from this?" Nong Yao retorted, having never seen anyone so self-destructive.

Qio Yu Xuan looked out the window, from this angle he could see Qian’s and Yu Minglang’s backs, he smiled faintly.

"Throughout my life, I’ve deceived her too much; I must tell her a few truths."

As Qio Yu Xuan was thinking, his phone rang, he answered, listened to two words, and his face changed.

Nong Yao didn’t know the content of the call, but judging by the look, it seemed serious.

"Who’s calling? Hey! Old man, what are you getting up for! You just had an episode, don’t you forget? Not resting could be fatal!" Nong Yao saw Qio Yu Xuan getting up to change clothes, and hurried to stop him, but then felt numb all over, and stared in disbelief.

"Old man! You even drugged me?!"

"Sleep well." Qio Yu Xuan said as Nong Yao passed out, his hand was pricked by a needle as fine as ox hair.

Qio Yu Xuan dragged Nong Yao to bed, then quickly wrote a message explaining future events, he knew if he didn’t do this, his first disciple would never let him go.

Once everything was settled, Qio Yu Xuan left without hesitation, his heart full of resolve.

Having found the treasure, there’s no way to hand it over again; Qian is to be cherished, to be spoiled, he won’t let the child become someone else’s research guinea pig.

Thinking of Qian scolding him with her finger in his face, Qio Yu Xuan smiled reluctantly, even cursing was so adorable for this little girl; next time he returns, might she call him father?

If he could come back alive, he surely would hear it, because she is always like that, hard on the outside but soft inside.

...

"This combination of amoeba, filthy, vile, shameless guy! Truly embodies universal human shamelessness, no, even if he was given all of it, he wouldn’t match half his depravity, I spit, I spit, spit!"

Returning, Yu Minglang listened to Qian creatively cursing Qio Yu Xuan from Q City all the way to Lishi, not repeating a single phrase, opening Yu Minglang’s eyes wide.

"Honey, although I want to hear more of your unshown vocabulary, considering you’ve been ranting for nearly an hour, maybe you should rest a bit, also Da Wei is listening... these words aren’t good for prenatal education..."

Qian glared, Yu Minglang dared not speak further, turned his head pretending to drive attentively.

"I could curse him for another year and it wouldn’t be too much! This guy did something absolutely——"

"Over the line!" Xiaoqiang joined in.

"I was so worried about him and he actually——"

"Tricked you!"

"Such behavior is simply——"

"Shameless and unscrupulous!"

"Has he banked on my affection for him, using it——"

"To amuse himself with you!"

This set of phrases Yu Minglang mastered well, and Qian seemed to be out of words, summing up a thousand words into one.

"I spit!"

Yu Minglang wanted to laugh but had to hold it in.

"Honey, what he did was deceitful, but what Chen Lin did previously was even more insidious, why don’t you have such anger towards Chen Lin?"

From hiding the acceptance notification to his later actions, Chen Lin’s behavior was much worse than Qio Yu Xuan’s, yet Qian never cursed Chen Lin, mentioning his name was always brushed over.

"Can they even be compared? What is Chen Lin exactly! Is he worthy of my curses?! But that... that someone! I spit! Even if he ate two bottles of Brain Loss pills he wouldn’t cover up his own brain loss!"

Qian didn’t know why, for Chen Lin’s wicked deeds, she wouldn’t curse but sought action for payback, yet that someone deceived and toyed with her, she just wanted to curse fiercely.

"So, that’s where affinity shows, from this point it’s evident. No wonder you always like to hit me physically, expectations for those close are always higher than for outsiders, I remember you explained this logic to me before."

Qian was stumped by his words, from now on, she hated reasoning!

"Anyway, I won’t bother with him anymore, he’s just a big liar!"

"Yes, sure, don’t bother with him."

Yu Minglang now just went along with Qian, as long as she was happy.

After returning, Qian truly wrote Qio Yu Xuan’s name on a ping pong ball to smash, smashing away until her anger subsided bit by bit, in the afternoon while Qian was at home playing with the ping pong ball, Nong Yao came.